This is the sequel to "The Wedding." Enjoy them both. Thanks for reading. Reviews are welcome.
The Delivery Room
"Where's Peeta?" I scream out as I lay on the bed in the room where they prep me for delivery. Thank God Annie is here. She's so sweet. Besides Annie I'm surrounded by my best friends. Man hungry Jo and my jealous sister, Prim. All but Madge. She's off having hot honeymoon sex while I lay here in pain. Note to self, kill her when she gets home. I know how to do it also. Send her an exploding pigeon. He. He. He. Exploding pigeons. Oh the pain goes away for a second.
"I don't know. I'm sure he'll be here soon." Annie assures me.
"Oooh. It hurts. He better get here soon."
"Okay. We'll call him again. Jo call Peeta. Jo. JO. JO!" Annie screams at Jo as she's sweet talking a doctor.
"Look I got his card?" Jo proudly shows. "Oh wow, he's some kind of 'ologist."
"Will you turn off your libido for a few minutes and try calling Peeta again." Annie pleads with her as I squeeze her hand with ever increasing pressure.
"Honey. I'm sure he'll be here soon." Annie changes hands because of the obvious pain I'm inflicting.
"He better get here soon. If he doesn't I'll rip out his pancreas."
"Oh I don't think you want to do that. You need a pancreas."
"Prim. You're not helping." Annie says as she glares at her.
"'Now. If you want to rip out an organ without killing him try the appendix or the spleen."
"For God's sake Prim. Help or get out."
"Okay, okay. What do you need me to do."
"Prim. You're my baby sister. Make the pain go away." I plead with her.
"I'm a neurosurgeon not an obstetrician. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies!"
"You're a real comedian Alice. Oooooh. It hurts. Annie make them give me drugs. If they won't I know where to get them. I know people."
"Honey. I'm sure the doctor knows what she's doing."
"Have you met my doctor Eleanor. She's a crazy person."
"Are we ready to shoot that baby out?" There she stands. The first person my baby will see when she comes out. A crazy woman in a baseball uniform with a chest protector, face mask and a catcher's mitt.
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