Tabuu: This story isn't mine.

Twilight: Then who's is it?

Tabuu: Someone on Facebook called "Female Soldier"

Twilight: Anyway no lemon.

"My hat i gone. I want it back." The Sniper said.

Then Sniper saw the Spy sneaking around. "Maybe he has seen my hat." The Sniper thought.

"Have touch seen my hat?" The Sniper asked.

Non. I haven't seen your hat." The Spy answered.

"Okay. Thank you anyway, mate." The Sniper said and kept looking for his good ol' hat.

Then Sniper saw the Scout running around the base. "Maybe he has seen my hat." The Sniper thought.

"Have you seen my hat?" The Sniper asked.

"No! I haven't seen your stupid hat!" The Scout answered rudely and kept on running.

"Okay. Thank you anyway, mate." The Sniper said and kept looking for his good ol' hat.

Then Sniper saw the Engineer who was busy building his sentry. "Maybe he has seen my hat." The Sniper thought.

"Have you seen my hat?" The Sniper asked.

"No. I haven't seen your hat, pardner." The Engineer answered.

"Okay. Thank you anyway, mate." The Sniper said and kept looking for his hat.

There was an loud explosion and then Sniper noticed the Demon dancing in the smoke and rubble.

"Maybe he has seen my hat." The Sniper thought.

"Have you seen my hat?" The Sniper asked.

"No. I haven't seen yer hat, lad." The Demoman answered and Burped loudly.

"Okay. Thank you anyway, mate." The Sniper said and kept looking for his good ol' hat.

Then Sniper saw the Pyro who was busy burning the Blu team. "Maybe he has seen my hat." The Sniper thought.

"Haven you seen my hat?" The Sniper asked.

Pyro shook his head and kept on torturing the Blu team.

"Okay. Thank you anyway, mate." The Sniper said and kept looking for his hat.

Then Sniper saw the Soldier who was busy rocket jumping around. "Maybe he has seen my hat." The Sniper thought.

"Have you seen my hat?" The Sniper asked.

"NO! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR HAT, MAGGOT!" The Soldier answered and kept rocket jumping around.

"Okay. Thank you anyway, mate." The Sniper said.

Then Sniper saw the Heavy sitting on a bench and eating a sandwich. "Maybe he has seen my hat." The Sniper thought.

"Have you seen my hat?" The Sniper asked

"Njet! I haven't seen your tiny baby hat!" The Heavy answered.

"Okay. Thank you anyway, mate." The Sniper said and kept looking for his hat.

"Nobody has seen my hat. What if i never see it again? What if nobody ever finds it? My poor hat. I miss it so much. The Sniper said and lay down in the grassy meadow.

The Medic was passing by and saw the sad Sniper.

"What's zhe matter, Herr Sniper?" The Medic asked kindly.

"I have lost my hat and nobody has seen it." The Sniper answered sadly.

"What does it look like?" The Medic asked

"It's brown and..." The Sniper rose quickly up "I know where it is." The Sniper said and ran back to the base. "You! You stole my hat!" The Sniper yelled and pointed angrily at the Spy.

"What zhe...?"

The Sniper picked the Spy up and put him on his head.

"I love my hat." The Sniper said and smiled.

Tabuu: That's everything.

Twilight: Bye

Tabuu: If your wondering why I don't put the title in the story then it's in cast I want to change it later on