Maybe This Wasn't a Good Idea

Insane: Hey, peeps! This is a veeeeeeery special story! I'll update when I have writer's block!

Sonic: Uhhh... What's it about?

Shadow: Insane.

Sonic: Huh?

Shadow: It's about Insane's encounters with the Sonic cast. Each chapter is a different character.

Scourge: BUT! Insane doesn't own Sonic and co. Or anything else you may recognize.

Insane: Please let me know what character to do next when you R&R!

Sonic: First up. . . Eggman!


Dr. Eggman rubbed his mustache thoughtfully. He had done it! He had finally captured someone who knew all of the Sonic Team's many secrets! Now, all he had to do was get her to spill.

This had to be the greatest idea EVER!

As the oval-shaped doctor walked down to the dungeon where his prized captive was being held, he heard... Singing?

"This is the song

That never ends!

It just goes on and on,

My friends!

Some people

Started

Singing it,

Not knowing what it was,

And now,

They keep on

Singing it forever just because

This is the song

That never ends!

It just goes on and on,

My friends!

Some people

Started

Singing it,

Not knowing what it was,

And now,

They keep on

Singing it forever just because

This is the song

That never ends!

It just goes on and on,

My friends!

Some people

Started

Singing it,

Not knowing what it was,

And now,

They keep on

Singing it forever just because. . ."

The doctor walked up to the cell where the captive girl continued singing. She waved, but didn't stop; in fact, she sang louder.

Eggman turned to Metal Sonic, who was guarding the cell door.

"How long has she been at this?"

"Six hours, forty-eight minutes. My audio circuits will never be the same."

Eggman decided enough was enough and shouted over the girl's singing.

"GIRL! SHUT UP!"

The girl instantly quieted. But, Eggman quickly realized he should've worded that better. Within a split second, her shocked expression became one of fury, anger, and hatred.

"WHAT THE FUCKING CHAOS DID YOU JUST TELL ME! ? !"

She stood up, and walked to the cell door. Giving the doctor a death glare that Shadow would be proud of.

"FIRST, MY NAME IS INSANE! YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS A LADY, DAMMIT! THAT'S 'MISS INSANINTY', 'MISS FANGIRL', OR 'AUTHORESS'! SECOND, NOBODY, NOBODY, TELLS ME TO SHUT UP!"

Eggman stared in horror as Insane kicked the high security cell door open and marched up to him.

She put her hands on her hips and glared.

"Any questions?"

Eggman was silent. How in the world did she do that?

"Good."

And she slapped him across the face.

"How the fuck do I get outta here, Tubba Blubba?"

Eggman rubbed his temples. This wasn't such a good idea after all...

"Metal, escort. . . Miss Insanity. . . To the exit."

"Affirmative"

And I'm never going to mess with her again.


Insane: Awesomesauce!

Sonic: Wooooow...

Shadow: You sang "The Song That Never Ends" FOR SIX AND THREE QUATER HOURS? O.O

Insane: What? It never ends.

Sonic: Okay, who next?

Insane: That's for the reviewers to decide!

Scourge: So, R&R!

~Insanity OUT!~