Maybe This Wasn't Such a Good Idea

Insane: HEY! LISTEN! WATCH OUT!

Sonic: MAKE HER STOP THE NAVI IMPRESSION!

Shadow: *nursing a migraine from last chapter* Insane! BE QUIET!

Insane: I would. . . . . . BUT I DON'T WANNA!

Scourge: Okay, Imma get the thing outta the way. Disclaimer: Insane may be crazy, but even she knows that she owns nothing you may recognize. Including Navi!

Insane: WE HAZ A SPECIAL GUEST!

Knuckles: Why am I here?

Insane: So we can see your reaction at the end. Oh, and peeps, I've been getting a lot of reviews asking me to do these one-shots with many different characters, and I think we need some ground rules.

1. NO OC'S! I CAN NOT DO OC'S OR CHARACTERS I DON'T RECOGNIZE, SO I'M SORRY TO THE PERSON WHO WANTED, UM, NAZO, 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHO THAT IS.

2. I CAN'T DO MEPHILES YET, THAT'LL TAKE SOME TIME TO THINK ABOUT. HE IS MY COUSIN, SO HE KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE ME.

3. I'M SORRY, SONIC ISN'T ON THE LIST. IT'S OBVIOUS THAT HE CAN HANDLE ME, TOO.

Thanks for understanding, peeps. I LUV IT WEN THE PEEPS UNDERSTAND!

Sonic: BRING ON THE TORTURE!

Insane: BRING ON THE FROOTLOOPS!

Shadow: Wait... That was on the "avoid" list! ! !

Knuckles: SHIT! SOMEONE HELP MEH!

Insane: REVIEW! Or I'll spam you with Smileys! BUT NO FLAMES!


It was a quiet day, and Knuckles was at peace. He had just returned to Angel Island after picking up groceries. Yes, groceries. He gets hungry up there, you know! Among the bags was a red cereal box that contained Knux's favorite cereal, Frootloops.

When he reached the shrine, he was startled, but not really surprised, to see Sonic's friend Insane sitting in front of the Master Emerald, staring at the bright green gem with wide eyes.

She showed up randomly, only wanting to harmlessly stare at the giant gem and mutter about how shiny it was. At first, the Guardian had attempted to kick her off the island. That was when he'd learned about her violent mood swings. Long story short, he'd learned that the only way Insane would leave was if he called Sonic and made the puffball pick her up.

So, he approched with caution.

"Hello, Insane. What are you doing here?"

"Well Sonikku had an important meeting with the president-dude and Shadzie said he'd never watch me again so Sonikku says to me, 'Go to Angel Island and hang out with Knuckles!' so I came here but you were gone so I thought I'd wait and I was staring at the M.E. and Tikki came out and said you went to get Frootloops so I waited 'cause I love Frootloops and I hope you'll share, PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE OH SHARE WITH ME KNUXY!"

All Knuckles could do was: O_O

"I am going to kill Sonic." He thought. What he said was, "Sure. Have some Frootloops." "If it'll shut you up..."

"Thanks!" She snatched the box out of Knux's hand. Tearing the box and bag inside open, Insane began to shove hundreds of innocent Frootloops into her mouth, screaming, "DIE, FROOTLOOPS, DIIIIIEEE! ALL FROOTLOOPS SHALL BOW TO ME AS THEIR QUEEN! OR DIIIIIIIEEEEE! FOR I AM THE FROOT-QUEEN!"

All Knuckles could do was: O_O

Insane then began running in circles, screaming about corn.

"CORNCORNCORNCORNCORNCORNCORN CORNYCORNCORN!"

All Knuckles could do was: O_O

Insane got in his face.

"What?"

"DOYOULOVEROUGEORSHADEORTIKAL ORSONIA?"

All Knuckles could do was: O_O

At that moment...

"Hey Knux! I'm here to pick Insane up! Sorry for dumping her on you like... DID YOU GIVE HER FROOTLOOPS! ? !"

And Sonic ran off, leaving Knuckles at Insane's mercy.

And all Knuckles could do was: O_o *eye twitches*

There was an enormous crashing sound, and Knuckles turned around to see that Insane had shattered the master emerald, sending shards far and wide.

"DAMN IT TO HELL, INSANITY S. FANGIRL! WHY! ?"

Insane began to cry.

As thunder boomed overhead, Knuckles realized he'd made a huge mistake.

Whenever Insane cried, natrual disasters happened.

Shit!


Insane: The rest is history.

Sonic: And all Knuckles can do is:

Knuckles: O_O

Shadow: Hey, aren't you still grounded from the Internet?

Insane: YUP! NYAAAAAAAA! X3

Scourge: *sigh* Please, peeps, R&R!

Insane: I NEED CHARACTERS TO TORTURE!

Shadow: I STILL HAVE A HEADACHE!

~Insanity OUT!~