A/N: Alright, and everyone, give a round of applause to my faithful reviewers!

Saren-Dipety: Thanks for the compliment! That song was totally spur-of-the-moment. In fact, when I wrote it, I had never even heard the song before in it's full extent! I had just heard it referenced.

The NCISElf: Haha, I love reading your comments! Yup, Moria's a strip mall. It seemed to fit the modern theme. Another one of those random moments. The evils of overshopping are great and many, in particular when it comes to modern fantasy worlds in my random fanfic. Free WiFi, hmm, interesting idea. Something like that sort of comes later... Not exactly though. Good ideas!

ElrondofImladris: Well, I was looking at traffic stats, not reviews, but you're right about the reviewing. And your suggestion is perfect! Do you mind if I go back and add that to the chapter? I'll give you the all the credit of course. If you don't want me to just say the word.

Scene 16

(They walk into a store and Gimli sees Balin's tomb in the middle of the store and starts crying.)

Gandalf: What's this? (Picks up a laptop and starts reading an account about Balin's death.)

(Pippin knocks a skull into a rack of clothing and it tips over. Drums are heard in the distance. Trolls bang on the door.)

Pippin: Come in! The doors open! You don't need to knock so loudly! (Gandalf covers his mouth.)

Gandalf: Shut up you fool of a Took!

(Door opens. Legolas shoots a Nerf bullet at the trolls. Huge battle ensues. Frodo gets shot. Trolls get defeated. Everyone rushes over to see if Frodo's okay.)

Sam: Frodo, are you alright? You look pretty awful.

(Frodo bursts into laughter and shows him the bullet-proof vest.)

Frodo: This vest bullet-proof. And the best part is, it makes me look like I'm part of the FBI! Take that! I bet you don't have anything cool like that! So ha!

(Transition)

(Everyone is running away from thousands of orcs who are chasing them. They come into a Victoria's Secret and see the freaky old lady who's shopping.)

Gandalf: You, shall not, pass!

(Old lady starts running around chasing him.)

Gandalf: (while running) Run you fools!

(Old lady chases Gandalf out of the store and they disappear.)

Frodo: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo! Okay, I'm good. Let's go.

(They run out of the back entrance and collapse on the ground because they're tired.)

Boromir: Well, we're one member less. Ahhh, who cares. Gandalf was annoying anyway.

A/N: And so ends another bizarre and pointless day in my fanfiction history. Anyways, hope you guys enjoyed and remember to review!