Summary: Here is a complete copy on agent Tony's reports on the humans Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland as well as those surrounding them such as Matthew Williams. UsUk.
A/N: This is MagicInTheDark and BunnyOfMint's new collab account~!
DO NOT STEAL THIS IDEA PLEASE!
Warnings: Implied sex and weird alien views of Earth
Glabcon: Tony's planet. I made it up.
THIS IS GOING TO BE A MULTI-CHAPTER FIC. IT IS FAR FROM COMPLETION.
Disclaimer: We do not own Hetalia or any of the Characters
BEHVIOR REPORT 1
AGENT TONY - STATIONED PLANET 1285 (EARTH) – HOME PLANET 24 (GLABCON)
TEST SUBJECT 284 -Alfred F. Jones (A.K.A. America/The United States of America)
Test subject human. Test subject male. Test subject nineteen (Planet 1285 (Earth) years).
Test subject is stationed in house habitat. Sleeps irregularly, normally from 3 A.M. to 12 P.M. Diet consists of human foods: hamburger, Coke-a-Cola, Slurpee, Starbucks, Krispy Kreme, and Pizza.
Test subject is sexually intimate with test subject 287 (Arthur Kirkland). Both test subjects are male; while generally accepted throughout the universe, unusual in human activity. Interestingly enough, one of test subject 284's (Alfred F. Jones') fears are letting his sexual partner in the kitchen. Generally the test subject does cooking rather than let 287 (Arthur Kirkland) do so.
Test subject often plays video games with test subject 281 (Kiku Honda) throughout the night. Test subjects also watch anime/cartoons together. Test subject 281 (Kiku Honda) insists they be called anime. He also brings a video camera wherever he goes and often times films test subjects 284 (Alfred F. Jones) and 287 (Arthur Kirkland) having sex. He then proceeds to sell this on the internet to a species called "Fangirls/Fanboys". This is all without test subject's 284 (Alfred F. Jones) and 287 (Arthur Kirkland) knowledge or consent.
Test subject 284 (Alfred F. Jones) spends much time on the television. Test subject enjoys physical activities and sports. Dislikes his body mass. Unaware that his body mass continues to rise because of muscle development and over-eating.
Brother of test subject 284 (Alfred F. Jones) is test subject 283 (Matthew Williams). I often times find it hard to see him. He is basically an invisible human being. This is a first class threat. Invisibility powers are rare and precious abilities throughout the known universe. Test subjects look like twins despite the difference in date of birth between them. Test subject 283 (Matthew Williams) often times gets mistaken for test subject 284 (Alfred F. Jones). This upsets him greatly. He does not seem to realize the immense power he possesses with his invisibility. Test subject also has ferocious beast nicknamed "Kumajiro". This is a polar bear (mammal native to planet 1285 (Earth)) It has not shown any powers, but I am afraid of its abilities. Test subject 283 (Matthew Williams) is a powerful human being. His weapon of choice is a metal javelin-like object named a "Hockey-Stick". He is quite skilled with it, and plays the sport "Hockey". Test subject 284 (Alfred F. Jones) has ability to see past invisibility powers at times.
Test subject 284 (Alfred F. Jones) has rival test subject 290 (Ivan Braginski). This mainly stems from the War of Cold. Test subject 290 (Ivan Braginski) was the government type of "communist" at the time. Test subject 284 (Alfred F. Jones) was/still is government type "Democratic". Government types are known to fight a lot. This is normal for planet 1285 (Earth). There is much fighting amongst the people and their leaders. Also a lot of fighting about religious matters.
A/N: Yea so this idea was way too good to pass up.
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