Harleys announcement

The Joker sat his desk fiddling with a new gadget, a book with a gun inside it. The reader opens the book and gets a bullet in the face. He chuckled just thinking about it.

"Mr. J?" came that usual high pitched voice, from the hallway.

"Yes Pumpkin pie?" The Joker said with annoyance.

"I need to talk to you about something" said Harley, walking in sultrily.

"Fine but make it quick Harley, I have a lot of work to do. Mayhem and what not" said the Joker with an air of self importance in his voice.

"I took a pregnancy test this morning and I think we're having a baby!" squealed Harley, giggling with glee.

"Well...this is sudden" said the Joker, surprisingly calm about this.

"I'm gonna buy some baby clothes!" cried Harley, running out the room giggling like a school girl.

Later that day...

"Mr. J, where are we?"

Joker continued to lead the blindfolded Harley down the corridor.

"Almost there sweetums" assured the Joker.

"I'm so excited!" exclaimed Harley.

Joker let go of her hand and she walked a bit more down the path.

She then heard a door clang shut and lock. Surprised, she pulled her blindfold off to find herself in Arkham Asylum...again.

"MR. J!" She shrieked.

"Make sure you keep her locked up this time" said Joker in his best Batman impression.

"We'll try and thanks for bringing her in Batman" said the Guard.

"No problem" replied Joker as he walked away "I knew having a Batman costume would come in handy some day..".