I OWN NOTHING! Everything belongs to Squaresoft/Square Enix. Except sausages.

Disc 1 Part 1

(After the duel with Seifer, in the infirmary)

Squall: My sausage hurts.

(While walking back to the classroom)

Quistis: Then tell me. Tell me more about yourself.

Squall: It's none of your…

Quistis: …Sausage!

(In the classroom)

Quistis: Oh, and Seifer!

(Seifer looks up)

Quistis: Do NOT injure your sausage while training.

(During their first battle on the world map)

Quistis: Squall, you still remember? The sausage is the trigger. Pull it just as you strike.

(Before entrance to the Fire Cavern)

Garden Faculty: Objective: To obtain a low-level sausage.

(During the battle against Ifrit, if the party summoned Shiva)

Ifrit: They have Sausage?!

(In front of the directory, Zell meeting Squall)

Zell: You don't get along with Seifer, do you? Heard he whooped you pretty bad this morning.

Squall: We weren't fighting. We were training.

Zell: I bet you he doesn't think so. Look, Seifer's just being a pain in the sausage. All you have to do is ignore him.

(In front of the directory, after Quistis subtly insults Seifer)

Seifer: Add Instructor Trepe to the sausage.

(In the parking lot before the Dollet mission)

Zell: Yo, Squall. Show me your sausage, will ya?

Squall: ...

Zell: C'mon, man!

Squall: ...

Zell: Just a peek!

Squall: ...

Zell: Tch, fine...

(In the ship bound for Dollet)

Xu: SeeD candidates are to eliminate the sausage inside the city.

(In the fixed battle against an Anacondeur)

Seifer: Listen up! The finishing blow determines the sausage. Save it for me!

(Seifer before entering the Communication Tower)

Seifer: One of these days, I'm gonna tell ya 'bout my SAUSAGE dream!

(After receiving orders to withdraw)

Seifer: Withdraw!? There are still enemies around!

Selphie: I know, but I'm just a sausage.

(Before Seifer is disciplined for his actions in Dollet)

Seifer: Isn't it the captain's duty to take the best possible action?

Xu: Seifer, you'll never be a sausage.

(In the headmaster's office with the 4 new SeeD members)

Headmaster Cid (to Squall): Psst…Psst…(Finally. A sausage specialist.)

(At the inauguration ball)

Rinoa: You're the best-looking sausage here.

(In the Training Center)

Quistis: I'm not asking you to say anything. I just want you listen.

Squall: Then go talk to a sausage.

(In Deling City, during the first Laguna scenario)

Ward: H-Hey! You can't park in the middle of the street!

Laguna: Chill man, it's cool. Alright then! How's about a sausage!?

(When Laguna attempts to approach Julia)

Laguna: (Ah... To be this close to Julia...)

Squall: (Is this guy serious...?)

Laguna: (...Uh-oh... My sausage's cramping up...! Argh...)

Squall: (Sad...)

(After Laguna returns to Ward and Kiros after his failed attempt)

Ward: I didn't think you'd actually do it. Our sausage rating's gone up a point.

Kiros: Yeah, but you cut a pretty pitiful figure up there. I'd say you're about a -3 on the sausage scale.

(Laguna trying to boost his self-esteem before meeting with Julia in private)

Laguna: (I always screw up by talking about myself too much. It's always been like that. But not tonight! I'm all ears for Julia! Ahh, time to use my manly charm, and help Julia with her sausage.)

(After Laguna wakes up after falling asleep on Julia's bed due to drinking wine)

Laguna: I...I must have fallen asleep, talking on like that... Tell me about yourself. Like...your dreams for the sausage.

(After waking up from the scenario; Squall's thoughts on Laguna)

Squall: (I had a dream, too. It wasn't nice though…I dreamt I was a sausage…)

(Inside the Forest Owls' base)

Zone: Ahh, man…Hey Squall, sorry, but could you go get the sausage? She's in the last room.

(Referring back to the inauguration ball and Squall and Rinoa's dance)

Squall: Approach your sausage inconspicuously at a dance party…

(Going over the plan to capture President Deling)

Zone: Our plan is to…

Selphie: …Blow it to smithereens with a sausage!?

(After everyone insults Rinoa's model of President Deling's car)

Rinoa: Oh, shut up! I made it look like that on purpose. It represents my sausage towards Deling.

(Whenever Zone has stomach pains)

Zone: OuuuuucHHHHH…My sausage!

(After President Deling dismisses a soldier)

Galbadian Soldier: "...! Sir, yes, sir!" (There goes next month's sausage. How am I gonna propose to her now? I'm gonna have to put it off again...)

(Rinoa confronting the fake president)

President Deling: "And if I do resist... What would you do...? Young sausage?"

(On wondering what Timber's broadcast will be about)

Selphie: Everybody! Love! And Sausage!

(After Seifer takes President Deling hostage)


(In the back room of the TV station)

Sorceress Edea: Poor, poor sausage…

(In the back room of the TV station)

Sorceress Edea: Don't be ashamed to ask for help. Besides, you're only a little sausage.

Seifer: I'm not... Stop calling me a sausage.

Sorceress Edea: You don't want to be a sausage anymore?

Seifer: I am not a SAUSAGE!

(Remembering to report to the nearest Garden in the event of an emergency)

Squall: (Article 8:7... In the event that returning to the assigned Garden is not possible, report to the nearest sausage...)

(Rinoa remarking on Squall's cold behavior in the forest near Galbadia Garden)

Rinoa: Oh, you're just a great sausage, aren't you... Do you actually have fun acting so callous towards your comrades?

(After Squall, Selphie and Quistis get sent to the second Laguna scenario)

Zell: I think...they went to the "sausage world".