Festes' Last Laugh

You sad fools,

How easily you are swayed

by what you believe to be love

Cupid has blinded you

from the truth

Olivia, can you not see that

Cesario has no love for you?

Or that, he is a she?

Orsino, how dense can you be?

It's painfully obvious

(to everyone but you, of course)

that Olivia has no love for you.

(after all, she has Cesario)

Viola, dear, just give up

Orsino only has eyes for Olivia

(god knows why)

Also, your cross dressing

was horribly obvious