WARNING! SMUTTY AS HELLL!1! ONESHOT PHAN XXXXXXXXXXXXMATURE

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!DONT READ IF YOU ARE PREGNANT WITH DANS CHILDREn

!BECAUSE THEY WILL BE BEATIFUL AND I DONT WANT

!THEm TO DIEEEE!

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Dan looked at the screen with a look of "wtf" on his face. Phil asked what was up with him.

"What's up with you?" he asked with concern, trying to see the screen.

"the skin fic its a pile of cow poo!"

Phil tried to read what he was reading. I cooked myself for you Dan.

"Uh wtf is this? It's so creppy!" he exclaimed.

"Its ducking g halatious, why would our fans ever think we were gay for eachother." Dan sais playing with his goffik tunnel earring thing (HAWT RIHGT?) but then he noticed something... Phil was looking at him like he was his DINER. (Basically like he was was his dinner but hes DAN). Why was he looking at him like that?

"Why are you looking at me like that." he screames.

"Sorry I thought there was a bug on your forhead."

"Oh okay then." And Dan went back to tumbler and Phil went back to making tea.

And every day they have that sam DMC.

DONT FLAM MAH STORY IS A GOD STORY PREPZ

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Holy shit. Sexual right? Just kidding, but writing this killed a bit of me inside. The grammar and spelling, ugh. But I wanted to give it a "My Immortal" twist, and give it the immaturity of Danosaurs and Phillions that write these kind of fics. Sorry, but it's true. By the way I hope your bloody happy, Emu. :( I was practically crying writing this. FUCKING YGS MAN. Yaes.