A/N: Wow, had to change the rating! Not because of much, just a couple words, and mostly out of paranoia. As always, I own nothing, and if you haven't already go read the Enterprise Rules!
KJ- Kathryn Janeway
BT: B'Elanna Torres
TP: Tom Paris
HK: Harry Kim
EMH: Emergency medical Hologram
Q: Q (duh)
QJ: Q Junior
KJ: Just don't.
KJ- Whatever they were thinking of doing.
C-That seems oddly inspecific.
BT: I thought we had decided this: NO FRICKIN' TRIBBLES IN ENGINEERING!
TP- Oh damn
TP: For your own sake, don't leave tribbles in Engineering!
EMH- Should I prepare Sickbay?
KJ: Please don't kill or maim other members of the crew. Seriously, we just finished repairs and medical treatments, we don't need anymore casualties.
EMH: Sickbay is NOT the place for an indoor swimming pool!
K- How did that happen?
EMH- Ask the ensigns in the Brig!
T: Please do not confine people to the Brig without just cause.
EMH: THAT WAS JUST CAUSE!
T: These rules are for actual rules only.
HK: My saxophone is not an 'infernal cat-killing noise machine'.
HK- Really Tom?
TP: I am Tom Paris, not old-Earth singer Tom Waits. Trust me, you don't want to hear me sing.
KJ: You are not allowed on the ship, Q!
Q- Kathy, you're cruel!
KJ- I just don't want you appearing in my BED again.
TP- Wait... What?
Q- Oh, come on. That was just to turn your attention to that subject.
KJ- I did not want to contemplate 'that subject'. Get off my ship.
Q: Captain Janeway is mean.
EMH- Stop whining!
KJ: Q is an immature, obnoxious, manipulative ass.
KJ: GET OFF. MY SHIP.
K: We don't need bees in Hydroponics, we have those little beetles that scare Neelix.
N- You had to remind them?
C: Yes, a shirt is a necessary part of your uniform.
C: Same for pants.
Q- Okay, that was not me.
KJ- Q Junior!
QJ- Yes, Aunt Kathy?
KJ: Please keep uniforms on their proper persons, in the proper arrangements.
Q- Something that specific is just asking for trouble.
HK: I want my saxophone back. What is it with you people and stealing my stuff?
Q: Junior, please give Harry his saxophone back.
HK- Aw, c'mon.
Q: BRING THAT PATHETIC HUMAN INSTRUMENT BACK OR SO HELP ME I WILL TURN YOU INTO AN AMOEBA!
QJ- It's back in its case! It's back in its case!
KJ-... I wish I could threaten that.
K: Don't paint Sickbay neon colors. Apparently it's possible for a hologram to get a migrane.
N: Don't paint my kitchen neon colors either!
KJ: That wasn't what we meant by a mural.
C: If you want a swimming pool, run a holodeck program. Don't flood a Cargo Bay.
KJ: Don't measure seasons on the ship and program the environmental controls to imitate them. And even if you did that, it wouldn't justify having a swimming pool anywhere but the holodeck during 'summer'.
HK: Don't replace my saxophone with bagpipes.
HK: Just stop messing with my stuff, okay?!
EMH: Don't leave poisonous spiders in Sickbay!
TP- Well, having poisonous spiders there seems better than having poisonous spiders in wherever is farthest from Sickbay.
EMH: Don't leave poisonous spiders anywhere.
K: Why did someone leave a wig outside my quarters?
BT: Why did someone leave an anger management book outside mine?!
TP- No comment.
KJ: A shipwide pillow fight is not a reason to order an all stop.
C- Actually, if no one was a t the helm, it was probably good that we weren't just plunging headlong into the unknown.
KJ- Don't defend them!
KJ: THE PILLOW FIGHT STOHCTRDHKJJKN
BT- I'm pretty sure her PADD was hit by a pillow.
KJ: DAMMIT, ALL OF YOU STOP WITH THE PILLOWS!
BT: The Science crew is going down!
V: They instigated an agressive encounter. We retaliated.
T- That was logical.
V- Thank you.
C- Captain, you may want to just choose a side and ride it out.
KJ- All right.
KJ: Science AND Engineering are going down! Q TEAM FTW!
Q- Oh, now you want me around.
KJ- It's total chaos. I didn't think you'd pass up the opportunity to send floating pillows around te ship, smacking people in the head, with my approval.
Q: TEAM Q FOR THE WIN!
QJ- I want in!
BT- Oh shi
TP- Yeah, holding a PADD and fighting someone usually don't work well together.
Q: SURRENDER OR BE TURNED INTO AMOEBAS!
A/N: Yeah! Pillow fights! I appreciate ideas for topics, please review and feel free to leave an idea!