A/N: Welcome to my newest adventure. This is a drabble-ish story, chappies are around 100-200 words a piece. I plan to post 2 chapters a day every day until Christmas, once in the morning and once at night. It's like an Advent Calendar but you get TWO treats a day. LOL! Anyway… This story is wholly unoriginal and there isn't much plot. It's meant to be a little bit fun, a little bit sexy and, hopefully, a little bit entertaining.

The amazing and wonderful LovinRob did the beta duties as per usual.

Alright, 3… 2… 1… GO!


"You look like a creepy flasher, Bella." Rose laughs as I stomp through the airport.

"Fuck off. It's gonna be like a bazillion degrees when we land so I'm just trying to plan ahead." I huff.

I have on a pair of denim cutoffs, a green tank top and my camel colored Uggs. I also have on my dad's hideous brown plaid trapper hat and a knee length grey trench coat buttoned from top to bottom.

It's fucking cold in Seattle this time of year but I don't want to land in Hawaii wearing winter attire. I'll sweat my tits off and if you know me you know how much I hate to sweat. Unless it's from a rough and tumble round of sex, not that I have any experience with that or anything. All my previous lovers… God, just saying that word makes me gag. Anyway. All my previous lovers were sorely lacking in the sexual prowess department.

Woe is me.

A/N: So, anyone interested? Thanks for reading. See ya tonight for a little EPOV.