Vanellope's Farting Frenzy

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Because no one totally saw this coming, right guys?


President Vanellope Von Schweetz always enjoyed being mischievous. Even though she no longer had the stigma of being a glitch, she still enjoyed messing around with the other racers, with it being more fun than ever now that she was not only officially part of the game, but royalty to boot. And what would a mischievous young girl be like without trying all forms of mischief?

"Oh joy, it's Vanellope again," Taffyta commented sarcastically as she was sucking on her pink, strawberry flavored lollipop.

Candlehead giggled as she clapped her hands together, telling Taffyta as she pointed at Vanellope coming towards them. "That's Preisdent Vanellope to you, Taffyta!" She wheezed.

Taffyta rolled her eyes at Candlehead. "Whatever." She approached Vanellope, taking her lollipop out of her mouth. "Are you ready for the race to see who'll be on the roster today?"

Vanellope stretched her arms as she placed them inside her pouch. "Actually, I'm taking a break from being on the roster for the day." She rubbed her hands gleefully. "But, I'll gladly still race. I love causing mayhem."

"When don't you?" Rancis commented as he placed his hands on his hips.

Vanellope smirked as she snapped her fingers. "Exactly. I'm like a meteor. You don't know whether I'm actually gonna hit you or not." She commented, with a wink.

Taffyta was about to comment, but Vanellope farted loudly, causing Taffyta to shake with anger as Rancis had an awkward expression on his face, with Candlehead gasping, only to giggle a couple seconds later.

"Gosh, Vanel! You really do what you please!" Candlehead admitted.

Vanellope laughed as she patted Candlehead on her head. "Well duh, I'm the president of Sugar Rush. I do what I want." She then smirked as she turned to Taffyta, tapping her nose with her right index finger. "I hope you don't mind that I have a little gas in my engine."

Taffyta slapped away Vanellope's hand as she growled, folding her arms. "Ooh, you and your twisted sense of humor! Just because you get to do what you like doesn't mean you're the best of us!"

Vanellope folded her arms in response as she tilted her head to the right. "Why are you such a jerk?" She asked.

Taffyta took a step back as she was offended. "Why am I a jerk? You're the one who just lets loose while others-"

Vanellope farted loudly again, laughing as she intentionally bended over. Rancis coughed as he was getting aroused from the awkward situation, with Candlehead being obvious to the brief event as Taffyta screamed, grabbing Vanellope and shaking her angrily.

"Will you stop doing that?" Taffyta screamed in Vanellope's face, her own face turning red from anger. "I swear to TobiKomi, if you interrupt me with your stupid flatulence one more time-"

Vanellope stuck her tongue out as she pushed Taffyta off of her. "Oh relax, booger breath. I can contain myself from farting." She showed off her butt as she giggled. "Just like I can contain myself from using my special ability. See you on the track!" She merrily skipped towards the western direction, letting out one more fart as she laughed.

Taffyta growled as she shook her arms angrily, with Rancis and Candlehead stepping back as Taffyta turned around, pointing at Vanellope. "If you needed anymore proof that me and Vanellope don't get along, there you go!" She exclaimed angrily.

Rancis rubbed the back of his head with his right hand sheepishly, glancing down at his pants. "Err, I think I need to, uh, visit the bathroom for one moment..." He muttered as he headed back to his own kart, heading towards the eastern direction.

Candlehead blinked several times as she shook her head, asking as if what just occurred didn't happen, "Did I miss something important? What happened?"

Taffyta groaned as she slapped her left hand on her face, shaking her head. "Sometimes, you two..." She muttered, heading into her kart as she went northeast.

Candlehead rubbed her right arm as she was still confused, then glancing up at the candle on her head, giggling as she stared at it. "Oh hey, I have a candle! Sweet!"