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Curly gets a little too adept at digging up 'memories' for the fourth grade reunion...


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Gerald Johanssen ATTENTION fourth grade classmates! Mr Simmons is holding a reunion on October 3rd. Memorabilia needed – pictures/videos/assignments, etc... August 17th

- Arnold Shortman, Phoebe Heyerdahl and 4 others like this –

Arnold Shortman: Can I help with anything?

Helga Pataki: I was just waiting for you to ask that!

Sid Gifaldi: Yeah, me too.

Stinky Peterson: I reckon I agree.

Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: Only took 1 minute and 55 seconds, I timed it.

Lila Sawyer: I'm ever so certain Arnie will be here on October 3rd – he can come too! Right?

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: What on earth do you see in that boy Lila?

Lila Sawyer: I find him ever so charming.

Arnold Shortman: Arnie will be coming.

Gerald Johanssen: Are you kidding me Arnold?

Nadine Robertson: Yeah... Your cousin is so strange...

Phil Shortman: Exactly why he's going - I don't want him at the Boarding House all night!

Sid Gifaldi: Hey Grandpa!

Phil Shortman: I'm not your Grandpa!

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Robert Simmons created the group Fourth Grade Reunion August 17th

- Arnold Shortman, Gerald Johanssen and 6 others like this –

Robert Simmons: Post your very special pictures and videos here for the reunion!

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Rhonda Wellington LloydFourth Grade Reunion Our old class photo... [1 Attachment] August 17th

- Thaddeus Gammelthorpe likes this –

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Gerald Johanssen was at Hillwood High Basketball Stadium with Arnold Shortman & Phoebe Heyerdahl August 18th

- Arnold Shortman & Rhonda Wellington Lloyd like this –

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: How's it going?

Phoebe Heyerdahl: We're winning!

Gerald Johanssen: Helga's making mince meat of everybody, as usual.

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: That girl has MVP written all over her! We'll be there in two minutes!

Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: We're here, what row are you in?

Arnold Shortman: Row four.

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Helga Pataki Thaddeus Gammelthorpe Fireworks really weren't necessary. August 18th

Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: Just showing my support!

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Gertie Shortman is attending Dino Spumoni's Comeback Show at The Circle Theater with Phil Shortman August 20th

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Sheena Smith Fourth Grade Reunion Old footage from my mum's video recorder – Romeo & Juliet! [1 Video Attachment] August 20th

- Eugene Horowitz likes this –

Eugene Horowitz: Helga, you were so convincing!

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Funny about that...

Helga Pataki: Pipe down Princess!

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Ernie Potts is engaged to Lola Tilly August 21st

- Arnold Shortman & Gertie Shortman like this –

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Thaddeus Gammelthorpe Wow! The things you find! Stinky Peterson check this out... yahoosoda vintagepromotions / stinkyp August 22nd

- Sid Gifaldi, Harold Berman & 3 others like this –

Stinky Peterson: Willikers! I sure look fancy!

Sid Gifaldi: Nice suit.

Stinky Perterson: Thanks Sid, I got ta keep it and all.

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: I sent this to the reunion page.

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ARNIE Shortman Helga Pataki I made a lint ball for you. August 23rd

Arnold Shortman: Arnie, do you think you could leave Helga alone?

ARNIE Shortman: Okay.

Lila Sawyer: I'd love to see your lint balls Arnie!

Helga Pataki: Lila... honestly, call me, you need help.

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Tish Wittenberg Jack Wittenberg Just admit it, I won the shoot out! August 23rd

Jack Wittenberg: No Tish, I won fair and square!

Tish Wittenberg: In your dreams!

Jack Wittenberg: I call a rematch! I'll show you who the winner is!

Tish Wittenberg: Ha! Sure you will! It's on!

Jack Wittenberg: Meet you there in five?

Tish Wittenberg: Okay, just let me put dinner in the oven.

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Gerald Johanssen Arnold Shortman Hey! I called you like 20 times. I'd just come over and see you but after last time I'm not sure I wanna risk it... so call me back. August 25th

Arnold Shortman: Calling now.

Helga Pataki: What do you mean 'after last time'?

Helga Pataki: I'm going to kill you Gerald.

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Thaddeus Gammelthorpe Rhonda Wellington Lloyd I love you my beautiful princess. August 26th

- Rhonda Wellington Lloyd & Nadine Robertson like this –

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Aww, Thad :)

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Eugene Horowitz Fourth Grade Reunion Eugene, Eugene! Cast... [1 Photo Attachment] August 26th

- Sheena Smith, Lila Sawyer & Arnold Shortman like this –

Eugene Horowitz: Keep your sunny side up!

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Thaddeus Gammelthorpe Fourth Grade Reunion The IT GIRL! Helga Pataki [1 Photo Attachment] August 27th

- Phoebe Heyerdahl, Gerald Johanssen & Arnold Shortman like this –

Helga Pataki: This better not be going on the slideshow!

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Of course it's going on the slideshow.

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Wolfgang Arnold Shortman Bet she likes it rough, right? August 28th

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Could you BE anymore of a pig?!

Nadine Robertson: You better hope Helga doesn't see this, she'll put you back in hospital.

Arnold Shortman: Wolfgang, stop talking about Helga like that.

Wolfgang: So, I'll take it you don't know the answer? What's the matter Football Face, can't quite give it how she wants it?

Gerald Johanssen: Hey, don't talk to my best friend like that!

Wolfgang: Nobody invited you Gerald, but while you're here, I've always been interested in Asian cuisine!

Gerald Johanssen: Shut it Wolfgang!

Helga Pataki: NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I'M GOING TO MAKE MINCE MEAT OF YOUR ORGANS

Wolfgang: I love it when you talk dirty.

Arnold Shortman: Leave her alone Wolfgang.

Wolfgang: Helga baby, bring that feisty attitude over here, I'll show you some stress relief... & bring Phoebe!

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Wolfgang weird things keep happening in my house...August 28th

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Gertie Shortman – Helga Pataki Eleanor dear, I have eliminated the conspirators. August 28th

Helga Pataki: Oh my...

Arnold Shortman: Grandma! What did you do?

Gertie Shortman: Nothing but uphold the moral values of the first lady!

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Patty Smith – Helga Pataki Your sister is bawling her eyes out in the middle of the mall... August 30th

Helga Pataki: Oh criminy! I'm on my way.

Patty Smith: She's attracting quite a crowd.

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Arnold Shortman – Helga Pataki Happy two months, I love you September 1st

- Phoebe Heyerdahl & Helga Pataki like this –

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Helga Pataki was at Chez Paris with Arnold Shortman September 1st

Phoebe Heyerdahl: Oh Helga,remember that time in fourth grade when you dressed up as Cecile?

Arnold Shortman: That was HELGA?

Helga Pataki: Phoebe! What don't you understand about the word SECRET?

Phoebe Heyerdahl: I'm terribly sorry Helga, I thought you would have told him.

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Arnold Shortman – Helga Pataki Hope you had a nice night... Cecile September 1st

Helga Pataki: Urgh, please stop calling me that!

Arnold Shortman: Love you, goodnight

Helga Pataki: Night Football Head!

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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd – Fourth Grade Reunion Face masks at my sleepover! [1 Photo Attachment] September 2nd

- Phoebe Heyerdahl & Nadine Robertson like this –

Harold Berman: Scariest night of my life!

Gerald Johanssen: Agreed.

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Thaddeus Gammelthorpe – Fourth Grade Reunion Official winners photo Hillwood City Spelling Bee [1 Photo Attachment] September 3rd

- Gerald Johanssen & Arnold Shortman like this –

Helga Pataki: Where are you finding all these things Curly?

Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: Google!

Gerald Johanssen: Hey... come to think of it... didn't Helga spell 'qualm' with a x?

Helga Pataki: Yeah, what of it Geraldo?

Gerald Johanssen: You were the best speller in our class! Way too good to think qualm ended with an x...

Helga Pataki: Everybody has their downfalls

Gerald Johanssen: Yeah, and I think yours was called Arnold, and I think maybe you let him win!

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: I must say, all this fourth grade memorabilia is proving to be an eye-opener Helga!

Helga Pataki: Oh shut up.

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Lorenzo Lopez – Fourth Grade Reunion I'm not sure if I have time in my schedule for this event. September 4th

Gerald Johanssen: You gotta ease up with the schedule man!

Arnold Shortman: Come on Lorenzo, you've got to come!

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Wolfgang I would like to apologise to Arnold Shortman, Gerald Johanssen, Phoebe Heyerdahl and especially Helga Pataki and anybody else I've been a jerk to. I am sorry. September 4th

- Gerald Johanssen & Arnold Shortman like this –

Arnold Shortman: I'm glad you decided to be a mature about the issue.

Wolfgang: Oh shut up Football Face, your girlfriend just threw my face into a wall thirteen times!

Arnold Shortman: What?!

Gerald Johanssen: Go Pataki!

Arnold Shortman: Gerald! Don't encourage her, violence is not the answer.

Helga Pataki: Violence got you an apology, so deal with it.

Gerald Johanssen: You dedicated a few punches to me and Phoebe, right?

Helga Pataki: Sure did hair boy!

Gerald Johanssen: Never been prouder.

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Thaddeus Gammelthorpe – Fourth Grade Reunion Hillwood Newspaper article, 'Three Kids Run Away After Demolition Misunderstanding' [1 Photo Attachment] September 4th

- Stinky Peterson likes this –

Harold Berman: Oh man, we were so scared!

Arnold Shortman: You tied me up in my basement!

Sid Gifaldi: Yeah, sorry about that Arnold.

Stinky Peterson: You're really gettin' into this findin' memorabilia Curly!

Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: I'm addicted! I will find more, more, more!

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Calm down Thad!

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Nadine Robertson is in a relationship with Peapod Kid September 5th

- Nadine Robertson, Rhonda Wellington Lloyd, Thaddeus Gammelthorpe & 4 others like this –

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Oh, I'm so happy for you Nadine!

Nadine Robertson: Thanks Rhon!

Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: We can double date! I'll bring the fireworks!

Peapod Kid: No fireworks Curly...

Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: Darn.

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Thaddeus Gammelthorpe – Fourth Grade Reunion Our egg 'babies' – remember how Arnold Shortman and Helga Pataki 's egg hatched? [2 Photo Attachments] September 6th

- Rhonda Wellington Lloyd likes this –

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: This is getting very interesting, more Arnold & Helga stuff!

Nadine Robertson: I think we're unearthing a conspiracy.

Gerald Johanssen: Mmmmm this is very interesting indeed!

Helga Pataki: Quit it, there's no conspiracy. Give up, there's nothing more to be 'found'.

Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: Challenge accepted!

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Thaddeus Gammelthorpe – Helga Pataki Game on! September 6th

- Rhonda Wellington Lloyd likes this –

Arnold Shortman: Don't you think you're being a little ridiculous with this Curly?

Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: Not in the slightest.

Helga Pataki: I told you Curly, there's nothing more to find!

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Stinky Peterson Nothin' like home made lemon puddin! September 7th

- Sid Gifaldi likes this –

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Sid Gifaldi Helga Pataki I heard your sister is in town. September 9th

Helga Pataki: No Sid, no way.

Sid Gifaldi: Come on Helga, you know how much I like older women!

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Brainy Williams – Helga Pataki I have the tape. September 9th

Helga Pataki: The tape? What are you talking about!

Brainy Williams: Laughing gas. Answering machine. I have it – it's safe.

Helga Pataki: Brainy, THANK YOU.

Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: What tape? Hmmm?

Helga Pataki: You can't win Curly!

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Nadine Robertson – Rhonda Wellington Lloyd Nails done in half hour? September 10th

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Great! Meet you there!

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Thaddeus Gammelthorpe – Fourth Grade Reunion Three words: APRIL FOOLS DANCE, who likes to tango!? [1 Video Attachment] September 10th

- Rhonda Wellington Lloyd, Phoebe Heyerdahl, Eugene Horowitz & 7 others like this –

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Would you just look at the sexual tension.

Arnold Shortman: Rhonda! We were nine!

Helga Pataki: Curly, this doesn't mean you've won – everybody saw this already... you know, when it happened!

Arnold Shortman: Sorry about the whole pool thing.

Helga Pataki: I think you better come ever here and apologise.

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Oooh,there's that sexual tension again.

Gerald Johanssen: Amen sister!

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Oskar Kokoshka On facebook, I can reed FAcebook! September 11th

Ernie Potts: You can't even spell!

Phil Shortman: Quit hogging the computer Kokoshka!

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Arnold Shortman Dinner at Helga's... September 12th

Gerald Johanssen: DINNER... WITH BIG BOB PATAKI?

Arnold Shortman: Yup.

Gerald Johanssen: Well, been nice knowin' ya man.

Arnold Shortman: I want my gravestone to read – 'I am not an orphan'

Gerald Johanssen: Gotcha!

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Arnold Shortman – Gerald Johanssen Still alive! September 12th

Gerald Johanssen: Fractures? Bruises? Missing limbs?

Arnold Shortman: Nope, just thoroughly insulted.

Helga Pataki: I am so so sorry.

Arnold Shortman: Don't worry about it.

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Sheena Smith Eugene Horowitz I have a spare ticket to the theatre this weekend, would you like to join me? September 13th

Eugene Horowitz: Oh thanks Sheena, I'd love to go!

Sheena Smith: I'll be there at seven!

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Phoebe Heyerdahl Konichiwa Facebook, I will be taking an impromptu family vacation to Kentucky, see you all in a week! September 14th

Helga Pataki: What! Pheebs! I need you!

Phoebe Heyerdahl: Oh Helga, you'll be fine.

Helga Pataki: What if I'm not?

Phoebe Heyerdahl: Then just go have some ice cream!

Helga Pataki: Right, good point. See ya Pheebs!

Gerald Johanssen: THAT's the answer to Helga's problems? Ice cream?

Phoebe Heyerdahl: Yes Gerald, Ice Cream is very important to Helga.

Gerald Johanssen: Right. Well, have a good time babe.

Phoebe Heyerdahl: Thankyou Gerald, I will.

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Thaddeus Gammelthorpe – Fourth Grade Reunion Look what Curly found! A Day In The Life Of a Classroom! [1 Video Attachment] September 15th

- Harold Berman, Nadine Robertson, Eugene Horowitz & 9 others like this –

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Remember that useless script?

Stinky Peterson: That was a dang hard thing to learn.

Harold Berman: "You'd be a very good teacher Helga" aha!

Helga Pataki: I think I taught you well Pink Boy

Arnold Shortman: I think you did well Helga.

Gerald Johanssen: Suck up!

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Gerald Johanssen – Arnold Shortman You free? Phoebe's gone and I'm bored. September 15th

Arnold Shortman: Can't you find something else to do?

Gerald Johanssen: No Arnold. Listen up, step one: get off Helga, step two: tell Helga to go home, step three: side-step the sucker punch to the gut, step four: run for it, step five: ring my doorbell.

Arnold Shortman: Give me 20 minutes.

Gerald Johanssen: Taking one for the road?

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Harold Berman – Fourth Grade Reunion Madam Fortress Mommy! September 15th

- Helga Pataki likes this –

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Sid Gifaldi I am pleased to say I have a new pet frog, her name is Jumpy September 15th

- Harold Berman likes this –

Stinky Peterson: Willikers, this'll be your third pet frog!

Sid Gifaldi: Boy howdy, it's great!

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Rex Smythe-Higgins III – Arnold Shortman We have your pig and we intend to roast him! September 16th

Arnold Shortman: Abner is right here...

Rex Smythe-Higgins: Wrong pig!

Rex Smythe-Higgins III: Wrong pig!

Phil Shortman: Pipe down Rex ya looney, if anyone's gonna eat Abner it'll be me!

Arnold Shortman: Grandpa!

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Helga Pataki – Fourth Grade Reunion Payback time Rhonda Wellington Lloyd and Thaddeus Gammelthorpe – remember dating each other in fourth grade? Nice shirts! [3 Photo Attachments] September 18th

- Thaddeus Gammelthorpe & Nadine Robertson like this –

Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: I still have those t-shirts my beloved!

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Really? I wonder if they would fit? We could wear them on a date Thad!

Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: Splendid idea my princess.

Helga Pataki: Oh brother! You're supposed to be embarrassed!

Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: The only embarrassed one will be you! You'll never guess what I found! Some old television footage perhaps...

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Thaddeus Gammelthorpe – Fourth Grade Reunion Babewatch Summer Special [2 Video Attachments] September 18th

- Thaddeus Gammelthorpe & Nadine Robertson like this –

Gerald Johanssen: I remember you telling me about this Arnold, but I definitely don't remember you mentioning that Helga gave you mouth to mouth!

Helga Pataki: Where the heck did you find this Curly!

Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: YouTube!

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Nice 'mouth-to-mouth' Helga.

Eugene Horowitz: You certainly are a marvellous actress Helga.

Nadine Robertson: How cute!

Gerald Johanssen: Arnold looks terrified.

Arnold Shortman: I was drowning... of course I looked terrified.

Harold Berman: Nah, I think youre terrified cause Helgas trying to kiss you on film

Helga Pataki: It wasn't a kiss- it was mouth to mouth resuscitation!

Gerald Johanssen: "Whatever you say Helga"

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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd – Helga Pataki Oh Helga, I'm drowning, please save me! September 19th

- Thaddeus Gammelthorpe & Gerald Johanssen like this –

Helga Pataki: Not funny Princess.

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Lila Sawyer - ARNIE Shortman I'm ever so certain you'll be in Hillwood so very soon! September 19th

ARNIE Shortman: 13 days, I counted.

Lila Sawyer: Oh Arnie, you're ever so interesting!

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Gerald Johanssen Timberley Johanssen Did you borrow my Pop Daddy DVD's? September 20th

Timberley Johanssen: I'm taking them to our annual Campfire Lass sleepover.

Gerald Johanssen: No way Timberley!

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Gerald Johanssen – Arnold Shortman Hey man, can you come over here and convince Timberley to give back my Pop Daddy DVD's? September 20th

Arnold Shortman: What makes you think I can convince her?

Timberley Johanssen: Oh Arnold, I'll let you have anything you want.

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Gerald Johanssen – Helga Pataki Hey there Helga, think you could help me out with a little problem? September 20th

Timberley Johanssen: No! Not Arnold's girlfriend! I'm sorry, I'll give them back!

Gerald Johanssen: Thank you.

Helga Pataki: What the heck is going on here Geraldo?

Arnold Shortman: Gerald, I really don't think brining Helga into this was the right way to solve your problem. Helga, I'll call you and explain.

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Gerald Johanssen Finally, relaxing with some good old Pop Daddy! September 20th

- Phoebe Heyerdahl & Harold Berman like this –

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Phoebe Heyerdahl is home from Kentucky. September 21st

- Rhonda Wellington Lloyd, Gerald Johanssen & Helga Pataki like this –

Gerald Johanssen: Have a good time babe?

Phoebe Heyerdahl: Yes, I'll call you soon

Gerald Johanssen: Okay, missed you!

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Harold Berman Football try-outs tomorrow afternoon September 22nd

- Gerald Johanssen, Patty Smith & Sid Gifaldi like this –

Helga Pataki: Good luck Pink Boy!

Gerald Johanssen: Not that he'll need it

Harold Berman: Thanks guys. You trying out Gerald?

Gerald Johanssen: Basketball is more my thing

Arnold Shortman: You can easily play both Gerald!

Harold Berman: Yeah you should come try out

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Nadine Robertson added a new photo to the album Spiders September 22nd

- Peapod Kid likes this –

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Oh dear lord that's scary.

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Gerald Johanssen – Arnold Shortman Remember when we used to throw rocks at Helga throwing rocks at dumpsters? September 23rd

- Sid Gifaldi & Harold Berman like this –

Helga Pataki: That was YOU?

Arnold Shortman: Thanks Gerald, I'll be paying for this for weeks.

Gerald Johanssen: My pleasure man!

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Eugene Horowitz – Fourth Grade Reunion Bowling Tournament Trophy [1 Photo Attachment] September 23rd

- Jack Wittenberg, Gerald Johanssen, Harold Berman & 2 others like this –

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Thaddeus Gammelthorpe – Fourth Grade Reunion Does anybody remember Rhonda Wellington Lloyd 's Marriage Predictor? Arnold Shortman I think you might remember your result... [2 Photo Attachments] September 24th

- Jack Wittenberg, Gerald Johanssen, Harold Berman & 2 others like this –

Nadine Robertson: Does this have to do with Helga again?

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Oh, it certainly does.

Gerald Johanssen: One hundred and ten times!

Nadine Robertson: I suppose it was accurate after all...

Helga Pataki: I heard a little rumour that you labelled it defective after it paired you with Curly, right Princess?

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Maybe.

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Stinky Peterson – Lila Sawyer Hey there Miss Lila, we haven't been seein you round lately. September 25th

- Sid Gifaldi likes this –

Lila Sawyer: Hello Stinky, very nice to hear from you, I have just been visiting my relatives in the country. I'm ever so certain I will be back in Hillwood tomorrow.

Stinky Peterson: Sounds thrillin, say have you hearda the Farmville game on these here computers? It's real cool on a counta you can grow your own crops, just like home.

Lila Sawyer: Yes, I'm ever so certain I do love playing Farmville, Stinky.

Stinky Peterson: Would ya like ta be neighbours on Farmville Miss Lila?

Lila Sawyer: Oh, I'm ever so certain I won't be your neighbour on Farmville Stinky, it seems ever so much like a living arrangement and as I've told you many times before, I do not like you like you Stinky, I just like you.

Sid Gifaldi: Boy howdy Lila, he just wants to be neighbours on a game! What's with you?

Lila Sawyer: I'm ever so certain I don't know what you mean Sid.

Stinky Peterson: That's one crazy dame.

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Harold Berman – Gerald Johanssen Looks like we both made the football team! September 26th

- Phoebe Heyerdahl & Patty Smith like this –

Gerald Johanssen: Yeah, congrats man!

Helga Pataki: See you at training, losers.

Harold Berman: See us at training?

Helga Pataki: Oh yeah, did I forget to mention? Say hello to your drill sergeant!

Gerald Johanssen: Arnold knew about this didn't he?

Arnold Shortman: Yep.

Gerald Johanssen: And you didn't tell me...

Arnold Shortman: Nope.

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Harold Berman It doesn't matter how long you've know her for, Helga Pataki always manages to surprise you. September 27th

- Phoebe Heyerdahl & Gerald Johanssen like this –

Arnold Shortman: Tell me about it.

Gerald Johanssen: I'm still amazed.

Sid Gifaldi: What'd she do?

Harold Berman: Performed emergency mechanical repairs to my car on the side of the road

Arnold Shortman: Really? Where on earth did she learn stuff like that?

Phoebe Heyerdahl: You probably wouldn't want to know.

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Stinky Peterson Fresh batch of Lemon pudding September 27th

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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd – Nadine Robertson Want to try out that new beauty spa on Vine Street? September 27th

- Nadine Robertson likes this –

Nadine Robertson: Yeah, we should have a girls day!

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: I'll call Phoebe and Lila

Nadine Roberson: Do you think we should try calling Helga?

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: No, I figured we'd take her by force

Nadine Robertson: Okay!

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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd – Arnold Shortman Hello Arnold, is Helga with you? September 27th

Arnold Shortman: Yeah, why?

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Oh no reason.

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Helga Pataki was tagged in Rhonda Wellington Lloyd's photo at Vine Street Beauty Spa September 27th

- Phoebe Heyerdahl, Arnold Shortman & 6 others like this –

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Look how pretty she is!

Phoebe Heyerdahl: You certainly look stunning like that Helga

Arnold Shortman: You're beautiful

Harold Berman: Don't show up to training like that, we'll never get anything done.

Sid Gifaldi: Boy howdy, didn't even recognise her.

ARNIE Shortman: Helga I love you. I want to spend every waking minute together. I want to collect lint and count things with you. I made a lint ball for you. I love you.

Gerald Johanssen: Arnie, could you please for ONCE, stop professing your undying love for your cousins girlfriend?

Lila Sawyer: Oh Arnie, I'm ever so certain you're very mistaken. I am your oh so special someone... not Helga.

Gerald Johanssen: Get a grip girl.

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Nadine Robertson & Lila Sawyer were tagged in Rhonda Wellington Lloyd's photo at Vine Street Beauty Spa September 27th

- Peapod Kid, Rhonda Wellington Lloyd & 5 others like this –

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Looking fabulous girls!

Stinky Peterson: I like what ya done with ya hair Miss Lila

Sid Gifaldi: She's going to give you another one of those 'like you but don't like you like you' lectures again Stinky...

Peapod Kid: Nadine you look lovely

Lila Sawyer: Stinky, I hope ever so much that you're not yet again mistaken about our friendship, because I do not like you like you, I simply just like you. I have already found my oh so special someone.

Harold Berman: Lila, you're a nice girl, but have you ever considered getting... help?

ARNIE Shortman: Are there any more pictures of Helga?

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Stinky Peterson – Fourth Grade Reunion Every time I hear a bell, I think bout Mr Nutty bars September 27th

- Phoebe Heyerdahl likes this –

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Thaddeus Gammelthorpe was with Buckley Lloyd at Hillwood Zoo September 28th

Nadine Robertson: HUH?

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Yeah, turns out my dad really likes Zebra's.

Nadine Robertson: They're not going to free them together or anything, right?

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: I just hope dad doesn't buy him one.

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Helga Pataki i'm so good at bein a football coach cause i looovveeee football shaped things. mainly football shaped heads. September 29th

- Rhonda Wellington Lloyd, Harold Berman & Gerald Johanssen like this –

Gerald Johanssen: That'll teach her for leaving her phone unattended at training!

Harold Berman: I had to get some payback for all those lunges – my legs ache!

Helga Pataki: Your face is gonna ache soon Pink Boy!

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Nadine Robertson, Peapod Kid & Sid Gifaldi are attending Hillwood Nature Expo at 10:00am October 15th September 29th

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Sid Gifaldi – Fourth Grade Reunion Arnold taking a trip in the Arnoldmobile [1 Photo Attachment] September 29th

- Gerald Johanssen & Phil Shortman like this –

Sid Gifaldi: Oh and thanks again for saving my life and all!

Arnold Shortman: No problem Sid

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Brainy Williams Uh.. September 30th

- Thaddeus Gammelthorpe likes this –

Harold Berman: What?

Helga Pataki: Real insightful stuff Brainy...

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Thaddeus Gammelthorpe – Fourth Grade Reunion LADIES & GENTLEMEN – I'm not sure WHAT I have just witnessed here... all I know is it's grainy, and there's no sound... but it's definitely Helga Pataki and Arnold Shortman on a strange rooftop and there's definitely a KISS [1 Video Attachment] October 1st

- Rhonda Wellington Lloyd, Nadine Robertson, Thaddeus Gammelthorpe & 13 others like this –

Arnold Shortman: Curly you have to take this down!

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: What on earth did I just see?! Replaying!

Gerald Johanssen: IS THAT FTI?

Phoebe Heyerdahl: Curly, delete this immediately!

Harold Berman: Woah. Woah. Woah!

Nadine Robertson: It's date-stamped the March of fourth grade...

Sid Gifaldi: Wasn't that when the neighbourhood was going to be knocked down?

Gerald Johanssen: HELGA INTERRUPTED ME ON THE WALKIE TALKIE.

Gerald Johanssen: THIS IS WHAT WAS HAPPENING?

Phoebe Heyerdahl: Gerald, please calm down for a moment!

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: I've watched it 5 times, it just gets better!

Stinky Peterson: Willikers!

Phil Shortman: Oooh boy, go Helga!

ARNIE Shortman: They kissed for eight point one seconds, I counted.

Eugene Horowitz: Oh my...

Lila Sawyer: I'm ever so certain Helga will be very upset with all of you about this.

Phoebe Heyerdahl: Oh, she's more than just upset.

Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: I'm in trouble, right?

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Would anybody care to explain what we're seeing here? Arnold?

Arnold Shortman: I don't know how anybody even managed to get this footage, and I'm not discussing it with anybody!

Nadine Robertson: Why is Helga wearing a big coat?

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: So many questions, so little answers.

Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: Helga hasn't commented on this yet and whenever I ask anybody if she's mad they don't respond.

Nadine Robertson: Oh dear, that's bad...

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Super bad!

Sid Gifaldi: I'm scared.

Harold Berman: She's going to destroy us... but mainly Curly.

Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: I'm too young to die!

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Phoebe Heyerdahl – Helga Pataki Helga? Please answer your phone. October 1st

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Arnold Shortman – Helga Pataki Phoebe and I are trying to call you, can you pick up? October 1st

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Phoebe Heyerdahl – Helga Pataki I'm coming over. October 1st

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Arnold Shortman – Helga Pataki I know you're upset but I'm sure they're sorry. October 1st

Helga Pataki: I'M NOT UPSET, I'M FURIOUS

Arnold Shortman: Calm down babe

Helga Pataki: DON'T GET ALL CUTESY ON ME FOOTBALL HEAD

Phoebe Heyerdahl: Oh dear, this is bad.

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Phoebe Heyerdahl – Helga Pataki I'm at your house but you're not here – where are you? October 1st

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Phoebe Heyerdahl – Arnold Shortman Do you know where Helga might be? October 1st

Arnold Shortman: I've checked everywhere I can think of...

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Thaddeus Gammelthorpe – Arnold Shortman MY HOUSE. NOW. HURRY! October 1st

Phoebe Heyerdahl: Oh dear, I'm calling Gerald, I'll meet you there Arnold.

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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd – Phoebe Heyerdahl Status report? October 1st

Phoebe Heyerdahl: Curly has survived.

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Oh thank god!

Phoebe Heyerdahl: We're leaving now, coast is clear.

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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd – Thaddeus Gammelthorpe I'll be around in five. October 1st

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Harold Berman Wait a minute here, why is everybody is flipping out that Helga Pataki kissed Arnold Shortman when we were in fourth grade even though it makes sense cause they were a couple in fifth grade... yet nobody's laughing about how Thaddeus Gammelthorpe used to try cutting locks of Rhonda Wellington Lloyd 's hair since pre-k? October 1st

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Sid Gifaldi: "Rhonda my beloved, let me have a lock of your raven hair...!"

Helga Pataki: Harold. I love you!

Arnold Shortman: Hey!

Helga Pataki: Sorry... Harold, you're a legend. Arnold, I love you.

Arnold Shortman: Thank you.

Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: Touche, good sir.

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Thaddeus Gammelthorpe – Helga Pataki I'm sorry Helga. October 1st

Helga Pataki: You owe me big time.

Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: Forever in your debt Miss Pataki!

Helga Pataki: Damn right.

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Arnold Shortman – Helga Pataki I love you, happy three months Deep Voice ;) October 1st

Gerald Johanssen: DEEP VOICE? SHE WAS DEEP VOICE?

Gerald Johanssen: You're a bold kid Pataki.

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ARNIE Shortman is in Hillwood October 2nd

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Lila Sawyer: I'm ever so excited Arnie!

Lila Sawyer: Should I stop by the Boarding House?

Lila Sawyer: I'm ever so certain I'm stopping by right now!

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Helga Pataki was tagged in ARNIE Shortman's album LINT & OTHER THINGS I LOVE October 2nd

Helga Pataki: Have you been FOLLOWING me?

Arnold Shortman: Arnie, meet me in my room in ten minutes, we have some serious discussing to do.

Lila Sawyer: I'll be there. I'm already in your lounge room.

Arnold Shortman: Lila that's really not necessary.

Lila Sawyer: I'm very certain I'd like to join your discussion.

Arnold Shortman: Fine.

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Lila Sawyer is in a relationship with ARNIE Shortman October 2nd

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Gerald Johanssen: What? Wasn't he just following Helga around?

Helga Pataki: She bribed him with plain flavoured gum and lint... it had to be the most pathetic thing I'd ever seen.

Lila Sawyer: I'm just ever so happy, I'm certain Arnie is my oh so special someone

Helga Pataki: Yeah, yeah I'm happy for you Lila... just please stop making those noises in the lounge room.

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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd – Arnold Shortman Did I just see you and Helga walking a pig? October 2nd

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Gerald Johanssen: Tell Abner I say hi!

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Gertie Shortman – Helga Pataki Hurry home Eleanor dear! Cookies await you. October 2nd

Phil Shortman: Don't suppose there's any for the rest of us?

Oskar Kokoshka: I'm so hungry!

Gertie Shortman: Cookies are for the first lady only!

Ernie Potts: It's always ALL about Helga with you!

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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd was with Thaddeus Gammelthorpe, Nadine Robertson, Peapod Kid & 17 others at Fourth Grade Reunion – PS118 October 3rd

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Thaddeus Gammelthorpe PULLED THE FIRE ALARM October 3rd

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Gerald Johanssen and Phoebe Heyerdahl were tagged in Robert Simmons photo at Fourth Grade Reunion October 3rd

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Nadine Robertson: Oh, how cute!

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: When's the wedding?

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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd and Nadine Robertson were tagged in Robert Simmons photo at Fourth Grade Reunion October 3rd

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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Best friends forever!

Nadine Robertson: Best friends :)

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Arnold Shortman and Helga Pataki were tagged in Robert Simmons photo at Fourth Grade Reunion October 3rd

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Gerald Johanssen: Ah, the 'Golden Couple'

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: I must say, you two would make fabulous babies

Gerald Johanssen: Rhonda, don't encourage them...

Nadine Robertson: It's just so cute how they've been in love with each other since they were ten

Lila Sawyer: Oh, it's just ever so special.

Helga Pataki: Yeah, yeah, Football Head and I are adorable, quit it with the sap!

Lila Sawyer: I'm oh too certain you love it Helga!

Arnold Shortman: Thanks guys, and Lila's right Helga... you love it.

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ARNIE Shortman and Arnold Shortman were tagged in Robert Simmons photo at Fourth Grade Reunion October 3rd

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Lila Sawyer: Oh Arnie, you certainly did get all the families good looks, just ever so much.

Helga Pataki: Lila... I just... I cannot express how much you disappoint me...

Sid Gifaldi: Boy howdy, the girl is loopy!

Stinky Peterson: Gosh darn, I think you're right Sid

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: And they think I'm the one who needs glasses...

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Robert Simmons Fourth Grade Reuinion it's now time for our reuinion night to come to a close, any special parting words? October 3rd

- Phoebe Heyerdahl, Sheena Smith, Eugene Horowitz & 15 others like this –

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Ewww, Curly, get off me! ;)

Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: Oh, I know you love me, my pretty princess... let me sniff your hair!

Gerald Johanssen: You're a bold kid, Arnold!

Phoebe Heyerdahl: Forgetting!

Harold Berman: Mommyyyy!

Stinky Peterson: Lemon puddin'!

Sid Gifaldi: Boy howdy!

Helga Pataki: MOVE IT, FOOTBALL HEAD!

Arnold Shortman: Whatever you say, Helga.