A/N: I thought of this song a few months ago, and I felt like posting it in honor of Christmas. Sorry for some of the clappy jokes. Get it? Clappy? It's like, oh never mind. Happy Clapmas!


On the first day of Clapmas my Claptrap unit gave to me; one HUD, and a really cool SMG.

On the second day of Clapmas my Claptrap unit gave to me; two SDUs, one HUD, and a really cool SMG.

On the third day of Clapmas my Claptrap unit gave to me; Three fun missions, two SDUs, one HUD, and a really cool SMG.

On the fourth day of Clapmas my Claptrap unit gave to me; Four bandit heads, three fun missions, two SDUs, one HUD, and a really cool SMG.

On the fifth day of Clapmas my Claptrap unit gave to me; Five golden keys! Four bandit heads, three fun missions, two SDUs, one HUD, and a really cool SMG.

On the sixth day of Clapmas my Claptrap unit gave to me; Six purple guns, five golden keys, four bandit heads, three fun missions, two SDUs, one HUD, and a really cool SMG.

On the seventh day of Clapmas my Claptrap unit gave to me; Seven skags a-barfing, six purple guns, five golden keys, four bandit heads, three fun missions, two SDUs, one HUD, and a really cool SMG.

On the eighth day of Clapmas my Claptrap unit gave to me; Eight new skins, seven skags a-barfing, six purple guns, five golden keys, four bandit heads, three fun missions, two SDUs, one HUD, and a really cool SMG.

On the ninth day of Clapmas my Claptrap unit gave to me; Nine e-tech guns, eight new skins, seven skags a-barfing, six purple guns, five golden keys, four bandit heads, three fun missions, two SDUs, one HUD, and a really cool SMG.

On the tenth day of Clapmas my Claptrap unit gave to me; Ten chests of loot, nine e-tech guns, eight new skins, seven skags a-barfing, six purple guns, five golden keys, four bandit heads, three fun missions, two SDUs, one HUD, and a really cool SMG.

On the eleventh day of Clapmas my Claptrap unit gave to me; Eleven Loaders dying, ten chests of loot, nine e-tech guns, eight new skins, seven skags a-barfing, six purple guns, five golden keys, four bandit heads, three fun missions, two SDUs, one HUD, and a really cool SMG.

On the twelfth day of Clapmas my Claptrap unit gave to me; Twelve GOD-liaths, eleven Loaders dying, ten chests of loot, nine e-tech guns, eight new skins, seven skags a-barfing, six purple guns, five golden keys, four bandit heads, three fun missions, two SDUs, one HUD, and a really cool SMG.

Wait, twelve GOD-liaths? Shit.


A/N: I hope you enjoyed! See ya'll next time!