"Watson..."

"No Holmes."

"But I didn't mean to do it."

"I don't care."

"How was I supposed to know that Mary was coming over?"

"You embarrassed me in front of my wife!"

"I didn't mean to poor tea over your pants Watson!"

"Try telling that to my wife who is most likely dying of laughter."

"Well, it was rather funny…"

"JUST SHUT UP!"