Vampire Knight

Shower Songs and Toothpaste Foam

I've lived in this house for a while. I've lived with Kaien, Yagari and Zero for quite sometime. I have seen so much, I have heard so much, I have been scarred so much. It is rare in this blood-stained world that I live in where things are light-hearted and funny. But sometimes…I have to wonder about my House Mates…and their sanity.

THERE I WAS! Just minding my business, brushing my teeth with closed eyes because I was tired and Zero was in the shower, I knew it was him because he was always quiet. I heard the trickling of the water, it was making me sleepy. I dozed off but then I heard it…IT!

"You…change your mind…like a girl, changes clothes. Yeah you…PMS…like a bitch, I would know. And you…over think; always speak cryptically. I should know…that you're no good for me!" Zero sang and I was shocked! (O_O) I couldn't believe my ears, "'Cause you're hot then you're cold. You're yes then you're no. You're in then you're out. You're up then you're down…."

Zero suddenly stepped out the shower, a towel wrapped around his waist, his hair wet and he was whistling the rest of the song. He met my gaze and I stood gaping at his with toothpaste foam hiding my bottom lip and my toothbrush clutched in my hand. Zero glared at me and then he shimmied out of the bathroom, whistling Hot 'n Cold by Katy Perry.

I don't know how long I stood there, but I was scarred for life and I will never, NEVER look at my partner Zero Kiryuu the same way. How the hell does he even know Katy Perry? Wait – how do I know Katy Perry?!

Damn Fan Girls!

A/N: Hahaha! Okay, I've had a lot of dreams about the VK Cast in their not-so-serious Nature, and I've been dying to post this since 2010 and I finally did it. LOL! The dream made me laugh! And i'M hoping it made you laugh too!

Randomness is awesome! I do not own Vampire Knight or Hot 'n Cold by Katy Perry.

Please Read and Review and share your funny dreams with me! I know you've had them too! O_o

-Saved By Dark Innocence