Hiya! I did something like this for Animal Crossing and it was really quite successful so I'm doing on for Professor Layton as well. If I don't know various characters, I will miss them out. Also, it's a bit silly and random but that's all part of the fun!
*Everyone is VERY ooc*
"Professa! I'm bored!" Luke whined.
"Me too." Frowned Flora.
"I'm quite content, actu-" Layton started.
"I TOTALLY NEED TO KICK SOMEONE!" Emmy suddenly shouted.
"OMG ME TOO!" Clive shouted back.
"Stop! Stop! There will be no kicking anyone on my watch! Chelmey will soon be here to talk with us about Don Paolo so everyone stay calm." Layton shouted.
"I've heard they've got a fancy computer here. Lets have a look." Emmy suggested.
They all made their way to the computer.
"Look!" Flora exclaimed. "All the files of people we've met on our adventures."
"Ooh! Oh…this is a bit dull." Clive scowled at the screen.
"Let's add some things!" Emmy grinned, snatching the mouse away from him.
"HEY! We can't do that!" The professor exclaimed.
"Let's do it alphabetically! That way no one misses out!" Flora smiled.
"That means …Anton is first!" Luke exclaimed.
"Fine. I'll join in this little game but I'm not happy!"
"Why do you have that grin on your face then?"
1). He looks like a girl.
"That's not very gentlemanly, professa!"
"It's true however."
2). He likes the colour purple.
"Well, he wears purple clothes and his wife had purple hair."
3). He wants to dye himself purple.
4). He wants to dye a cow purple.
5). He wants to dye a cow purple and call it Vincent.
6). He wants to give Vincent a gun and have him destroy London.
"Just like someone we know."
All eyes were cast to Clive.
"Erm…at least I didn't dye a cow purple!"
"Or did you?"
7). Anton likes to pretend he's a vampire and make everyone wee in fear.
8). He tried to eat Postman Pat.
"No. His name has Parcelle, my boy."
"Yes but he obviously likes the taste of postmen or he would steal someone else. Like Flora."
"Sorry! So it's possible he ate Postman Pat."
"And his black and cat."
9). He has a very nice house.
10). He went on a crazy sword attack (probably induced by drugs) and tried to kill everyone thus destroying his very nice house.
11). He breathed in too much gas and started tripping.
12). His name is Anton Herzen.
Everyone turned to Clive.
"What? I never met him."
"You probably did when you were in the crazy house. After all, you tried destroy London whilst he thought he was a vampire and started hallucinating."
13). If he met Clive, Anton'd be rather nervous.
14). He'd probably hide Katia seeing as loads of people pair him with her.
"I don't get that. After all, we weren't even in the same game. And I don't like purple."
15). He pays Nigel below the minimum wage.
"I'm confused. Was Nigel real or was he just a hallucination too?"
"I don't know. I started questioning my own existence after that particular episode."
16). He would flinch if Flora was about to kick him.
17). He has an ugly midget for a brother.
18). His brother also changed his last name to a species of whale.
19). He sends letters via cursed death boxes.
"Probably because he ate all the postmen so they can't deliver it for him."
20). He watches Daybreak everyday.
21). He would run away if Jimmy Savile was chasing him.
"Especially if he had Luke or Flora with him."
"Yes. Whilst he is tripping balls, a pretend vampire and a jealous husband, he is VERY responsible. And good with children."
22). He tried to get Sophia to go on Jeremy Kyle before she left.
"To find out whether she was cheating. Also, he had a suspicion that she nicked his favourite mug."
23). He has never been to Sweden.
24). He has never been to Mexico.
25). He has never been to Ouagadougou.
26). He has been to Blackpool.
"There should be a game set in Blackpool. It could be called 'Professor Layton and the Pub of Death'."
27). He has never seen a microwave before.
28). He loves Sophia.
29). He is very old.
30). He's probably still in Folsense, sat by himself wondering where his town has gone.
31). Maybe he went to Dropstone to meet his son-in-law.
32). If he stole my hat, he would be killed.
33). His head would be ripped from his neck and set fire to whilst tribe members danced around it.
"It's a good job he didn't steal your hat then."
34). Anton's mum was not in the family portrait.
35). This means she either died or she was shunned.
36). Anton didn't question the fact that he was 25 for sixty years.
"How do you know he was 25, Flora?"
"I don't. It was just a guess."
37). Because he's old, Anton likes watching Bargain Hunt.
38). He also watches Antiques Roadshow
39). He watches them with the professor.
"Emmy! You're making me sound old. I'm an archeologist, I can watch shows likes that."
40). When someone asks him what he wants for his tea, he always says 'What have you got in?'
41). He has never said 'Come at me bro'
"I have." Clive smiled. He was remembering his days in prison when all his fellow inmates were trembling at his gangster posture. Then they all scurried away and cried into their porridge.
42). Instead he says 'Advance, brethren!'
43). Or 'LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYTON!'
"Luke, you take that down at once."
"Ok, professa!" Luke lied.
44). Anton dislikes Edward Cullen.
"VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE! THEY JUST DON'T! THEY DON'T SPARKLE IN SUNLIGHT, THEY DIE! DIE! DIEEEEE!"
"Ok professor." Emmy frowned at him. "Have you not taken your pills today?"
45). Maybe if he sparkled, Sophia would not have been able to resist him and stayed in Folsense anyway.
46). Anton wears pointed shoes.
"Ha! Gay!" Clive laughed.
"Well, Clive." Flora started. "In the video 'Clive - Gay or European?' Not only are you Anton's gay lover, you also wear pointed shoes. And you are now."
"Flora, my girl! You are so clever, I raised you well! You father would be proud if he wasn't dead and that!" Layton shouted, hugging her.
47). Anton has never taken ballet dancing classes.
48). If he did, I doubt he would wear the tutu.
49). If he did however, I doubt he it would be pink.
50). If it was, I don't Sophia would love him anymore.
51). Anton is a wild ombré.
"It's foreign. It's also the thing I used to dip-dye my hair."
52). Anton randomly leaves his diary in random places.
53). He probably gets Nigel to drop them in random places everywhere.
54). He has never rode a horse.
55). If he has, I would be surprised.
"He just doesn't look like a horse kind of person."
"What type of person does he look like then?"
"A Clive type person."
"HEY! I'm not gay!"
56). Anton has never done Gangnam Style.
57). If he did, he would break his ankle.
58). Anton's eyes are not in proportion with his head.
"Professor, you can't really have that one. I mean look at your eyes. Where are they?"
Layton pulled his hat down over his face.
59). His castle exploded.
60). Anton cried at Titanic.
"Luke, there isn't a person in the world who didn't cry at Titanic."
"I didn't." Clive frowned.
"That's because your soul is dark and empty. Go stand in the corner." Professor Layton commanded.
61). His voice sounds American even though he lives in England.
62). He looks quite American too.
"What do you mean he looks American?"
"He looks to flashy and girly to be English. He's like a supermodel."
"I will be forever uncomfortable that comment was ever made."
64). Anton would make a good Bond-Girl
"I AM UNCOMFORTABLE!"
65). Anton needs a friend called Declan so we can call them Ant and Dec.
"See Luke? Flora never even met the man and she's giving out better facts than you!" Layton yelled.
"Shut the fuc-"
"HOW DARE YOU SWEAR! GO! STAND IN THE CORNER BECAUSE YOU'RE IN TIME-OUT! CLIVE YOU MAY REJOIN THE GROUP!"
"Yes! Haha!" He mocked Luke as he passed. He did a happy jump as he stood reunited with everyone else. "What's happening, peeps?"
66). Because he's posh, Anton probably had home tutoring with his fat whale of a brother.
"Professor!" Emmy exclaimed. "Maybe you should have a timeout too!"
67). Because he's SO posh, he probably talks about taxes and boring grown up things at dinner parties.
68). Because he's SO BLUMMING posh, when he's on a slide he shouts 'URINE!' instead of 'WEE!'
"Where would Anton find a slide?"
"Well," Clive frowned. "There's that slide in the post office where all the letters and parcels slide down. It could be that."
"Clive, what have you been doing at the post office?" Emmy frowned at him.
Clive just stayed quiet and did little twitchy eyes.
69). If a scouser spoke to Anton, Anton would not be able to understand him.
70). Anton has a pet purple cow called Vincent.
71). Well he did before he stopped inhaling all the gas of death.
72). No one knows how he survived all that time by drinking imaginary wine and eating imaginary food.
73). How did he not get any illnesses and pass away due to lack of medication?
"No one knows!"
74). So when he thought he was kidnapping people, he was just running around in an empty field yelling about how he's going to eat everyone.
"Did no one think to help him? After all, he was a lonely old man slowly going crazy from all the drugs-"
"Gas, Flora! Gas!"
"Sorry! Gas. And it never occurred to anyone to stop and say "Actually, instead of just watching this, lets take him inside and give him a cup of tea and a biscuit or something?" Some people are so cruel!"
"I know, Flora. That's why you're lucky to have me, your Professor Daddy, who will protect you and save you from these awful people."
"WAIT! They'd would have been hallucinating too so they would of been running away from the non-sparkly vampire that just started chasing them."
"Good point, Clive."
75). At one point, he must have seen purple elephants whilst playing the sitar so it must have occurred to him that he was under the influence of drugs.
"How would you know that, professor?"
"It's all in here! My I-Spy Book of Druggie Behaviour!"
"Fair enough." Flora smiled at him, relived that her adoptive father wasn't on drugs. That would be bad.
76). Anton cried when he found out that William and Kate were having a baby.
77). He was upset that he never got to share that with Sophia.
78). But now he's having quality time with his grand-daughter so the dark hole within him is now fulfilled with love.
Everyone sat on the floor in a flood of tears and tissues.
"L-Luke, mah boi," the professor sniffled. "That was b-b-beautiful. You may rejoin the group."
"YOU AWFUL CHILD GET BACK IN THE CORNER!" Layton shouted, all the tears disappearing and all the tissues explode into ash and fire.
79). Anton used to drive Nigel mad by leaving mugs everywhere.
80). In the end, Nigel stopped him from taking warm beverages upstairs.
81). At one point in his life, Anton was addicted to Zombie Farm.
"Because at one point, in everyone's life, they become addicted to Zombie Farm. Look, Clive's on it now."
"What? My flower zombies needed harvesting. They're called Rob and Henry."
82). Anton gets daily manicures.
83). And pedicures.
84). And facelifts.
85). Then he goes to the local imaginary salon to have his hair done.
86). Then he waxes his legs so they're spiffingly unhairy for the next day.
87). Then it grows back and he gets sad :(
88). So he eats chocolate and watches Dirty Dancing.
"That's not weird at all."
89). Anton wants Jack to draw him like one if his French girls.
90). Personally, I found the whole of Pandora's Box story more heart-breaking than Titanic.
91). I cried more too.
92). Same with the Lost Future story.
Everyone sat on the floor and cried again.
"The memories, …they're all returning." Luke sobbed from the corner.
"Everything was so sad!" The professor sobbed as he hugged Flora who was too much in a state to say anything.
"I miss my parents! I hope Bill Hawks falls over a balcony whilst trying to touch his toes." Clive cried as he blew his nose.
"I miss Loosha!" Emmy bawled.
"On with the list!" Everyone beamed at the same time.
93). Anton is not good at puzzles.
94). That's why he didn't give us any over dinner.
"I thought he was just being a rapscallion!"
95). Anton could probably play the cello.
96). Or the violin.
97). Or something to that extent.
"Let's just say musically gifted for now."
"Aye Aye, professor!"
98). If Anton tried to break dance, he'd break his leg.
99). Anton's favourite hiding place is his wardrobe.
100). Anton cries whenever Susan Boyle sings.
"I'm not surprised to be honest. I do exactly the same." Clive nodded. "Sometimes she doesn't even have to be singing. She just has to be there."
"I know! To pass time, I'll give you all a puzzle-"