Hey guys, first fanfiction on this account. First EVER Professor Layton Fanfiction. Little oneshot, enjoy :D xx

Professor Hershel Layton looked at the sleek black bird in front of him. He knew 2 things of certain, one: this was no ordinary London bird and 2: it was a bird. He did not know yet the species, or where it had appeared from. "Luke, be a gentleman and try and talk to this fluffy fellow, if you please." The Professor asked his assistant.
"Hello little bird, where did you come from?" Luke asked, in his high pitched voice. The bird squeaked and backed away, jumping onto a pile of books on the Professors desk. Luke approached it again, prodding at one of its wings, it squeaked again and again shuffled backwards, only this time he fell off the pile of books. Squacking constantly the bird stood up again, flapping its wings angrily at Luke who was now lying on the floor crying. Clive decided to try.
Clive approached the fluffy bird, slowly and cautiously. He went to grab it when suddenly the bird bit down on Clives nose, the Professor shook his head as Clive ran around screaming like a girl about "ugly bite marks" . Clive collapsed in pain crying something about his life being a lie. "Erm Clive, could you please stop being a ... Er ... Drama Llama and get up."
"But professah!" Clive cried, all of a sudden Luke tackled Clive!
"Professah's MY saying you cheerio fruit loaf!" Screamed Luke, attacking clive with his sock.
The Professor looked at the bird then at the squabling boys. "You're a penguin. That's it!" He yelled.
Clive tackled the Professor. "I don't even care." Stated the professor. Clive then snatched the Professors hat.

2 days later.

"In loving memory of our dear friend Clive." The gravestone read. "A loving friend, destroyer of london and toucher of Laytons hat."
Everyone cried, but the Professor who was currently rocking back and forward in his room screaming about his hat being touched.

The end.

Professor Hershel Layton looked at the sleek black bird in front of him. He knew 2 things of certain, one: this was no ordinary London bird and 2: it was a bird. He did not know yet the species, or where it had appeared from. "Luke, be a gentleman and try and talk to this fluffy fellow, if you please." The Professor asked his assistant.
"Hello little bird, where did you come from?" Luke asked, in his high pitched voice. The bird squeaked and backed away, jumping onto a pile of books on the Professors desk. Luke approached it again, prodding at one of its wings, it squeaked again and again shuffled backwards, only this time he fell off the pile of books. Squacking constantly the bird stood up again, flapping its wings angrily at Luke who was now lying on the floor crying. Clive decided to try.
Clive approached the fluffy bird, slowly and cautiously. He went to grab it when suddenly the bird bit down on Clives nose, the Professor shook his head as Clive ran around screaming like a girl about "ugly bite marks" . Clive collapsed in pain crying something about his life being a lie. "Erm Clive, could you please stop being a ... Er ... Drama Llama and get up."
"But professah!" Clive cried, all of a sudden Luke tackled Clive!
"Professah's MY saying you cheerio fruit loaf!" Screamed Luke, attacking clive with his sock.
The Professor looked at the bird then at the squabling boys. "You're a penguin. That's it!" He yelled.
Clive tackled the Professor. "I don't even care." Stated the professor. Clive then snatched the Professors hat.

2 days later.

"In loving memory of our dear friend Clive." The gravestone read. "A loving friend, destroyer of london and toucher of Laytons hat."
Everyone cried, but the Professor who was currently rocking back and forward in his room screaming about his hat being touched.

The end.

Review or the Professah will eat your soul, just sayingg.