Ello' thanks for picking this fic to read! I don't happen to own Lord of the Rings, some meanie wouldn't accept my lunch money for it *glares at Christopher Tolkien*

One day a long time ago Legolas Greenleaf, Elrond, Arwen Undomiel, Galadriel, and Celeborn were all gathered in Rivendell for a council. At one time there was a point of conflict. Just as the five elves were about to try and settle their arguments there was a loud pop, and a group of strange small people dressed all in red and green were in the room. "Hello!" a blonde being said in a squeaky voice.

Legolas looked at him curiously and asked, "Are you Hobbits?"

"No we are Santa's elves." said another short elf.

"You are elves." Stated Elrond one large bushy eyebrow raised.

"Yes!" the strange midget elves chorused in overly cheerful voices. "Who is this Santa?"Celeborn questioned, "Is he an elf as well."

"Oh no he is a magical man who wears a big red suit, and gives the toys we make to little children all over the world." The elf who seemed to be considered leader shouted like he could not understand how these tall ethereal beings would not know who Santa Clause was!

"Calm down little friend, we only wondered as we are elves ourselves." Arwen said sweetly in her good natured way.

"You are elves!" the strangers asked wide eyed. "Do you have special elf songs as well?" a girl asked.

"Well ye-"Legolas was cut off. "WE HAVE A SPECIAL SONG WE LEARNED DO YOU WANNA HEAR IT!" she shouted hyperactively while bouncing up and down.

"Do we have a ch-""Great she said happily and than all the Christmas Elves sang,

Ho ho ho
Ho ho ho
We are Santa's elves.

We are Santa's elves
Filling Santa's shelves
With a toy
For each girl and boy.

Oh, we are Santa's elves
We work hard all day
But our work is play
Dolls we try out
See if they cry out.

We are Santa's elves
We've a special job each year
We don't like to brag
Christmas Eve we always
Fill Santa's bag.

Santa knows who's good
Do the things you should
And we bet you
He won't forget you.

We are Santa's elves
Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho
We are Santa's elves
Ho Ho!

When they finished the song Santa's elves left with a pop, and Legolas mumbled with pure fear in his eyes," I will be haunted by this for the rest of my life."

The End?

Hey thanks for reading if you want me to write more lotr stuff let me know. Personally I'm not a big fan of this one-shot. I think its an epic fail so let me know what your opinion on it is. I wrote this in roughly ten minutes for a friend so its not really my best work. ._.