OMG111! DIS IZ D MOEST BYOOTEEFULL REEDER INSERT (LOL INYOOENDOW) THAT U WIL EVAR REED1! INGOY!

Wun DaY Arthurrrrr WUZ WORKING hooome FROM HIZ WURK wennnnnn hee sor d moest byooteefull wooman inn d wurld! IT WUZ UUUU!111!

U HADD BYOOTIFULL HAIR AND BYOOOTIFULL EYES AND BYOOOTIFULLL LIPS AND YOU WERE REELLIE SEXY1!

U WERE LISTENING TO MCR BECUZ U ARE very SEXY!1111! OMG

DEN THE REST OF D WURLD CAME AND FELLLLL INN LURVE WIV U BECUZ U WERE BYOOTIFULL AND SEXY.

D END11!

WUZNT DAT BYOOTIFULL?

A message from the author, AFleetingPhantom:

I hate reader inserts. I'm not going to lie, some of them are good, but most make you seem like a Mary-Sue and follow the sort of plot that I used above. Yes. That had an actual plot. Surprised?

I'm sorry if this offends anyone, but the temptation was too much to resits.

The blank whiteness of my word document…it beckoned.