Finn: Hey Twilight, are you ready for your Third Season?
Twilight: Ready as ever!
Spike: I can't wait!
Free, Season Three
Watch it on your TV My Little Pony…
2011, this show was watched by men.
Yeah, Twilight is back!
Out to save that fragrant Princess Cadence,
By now he's sick of this "Saving The World" bullshit
The Pony gang,
Including Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie,
To save the Crystal Heart. The name was bad on their part!
The story dropped off like some kind of Star Wars knock-off,
It clearly showed man… since when were ponies cystal man?
Oh Finn, come on, aren't you a little bit nostalgic for this thing?
Remember when it came out?
Even to this day… all you have are a few good TV shows
Our journeys had a lack of all but fighting and attacks
Yes, you were best, but to put this one next show in context:
It was a milestone year, all the Bronies started here!
SPIKE: The point we're framing is that the state of Friendship is Magic…
was still just larval, this is a technical marvel!
*Facepalm* Yeah Spike, so was the cotton gin, but I wouldn't watch it on a Television!
Well, that doesn't make any sense.
Neither does this show!
Maybe, but Finn! King Sambra!
He displays a great imagination—
Ha, this show came, I presume, from an all-too-magic mushroom!
Look, I know how TV Shows should go, bro
This black sheep's really baa-aad!
You'll learn one day.
Oh, thanks, Dad!
TWILIGHT: …but how our hearts skip for episodes on a Saturday Morning.
SPIKE: Feelings awoken!
FINN: Spike, buddy, what are you smokin'? And can I have some?
Love! I'm smoking love!
TWILIGHT: We just think this game has earned a place on the shelf with the other internet-related TV shows, which is all of them, except Annoying Orange, obviously…
Are you kidding? Orange's like the best one!
Whaaa—you're a wazzock.
SPIKE: You're a pillock.
FINN: Come again?
BOTH: You're a git.
FINN: Say what now?
You're a … son of a taint?
FINN: Now you're talkin!
TWILIGHT: Key change, mofo?
FINN: You got it, here we go!
Flawed, maybe so…
Sure, it's so Clichéd, but it made some days!
It's got its charms and such
Alright, maybe… this much. *Shows small amount*
The plot is lame!
Oi! It brought MLP to the media!
Such a trendsetter…
Either way, the FIM was better
MMMMM-LLLLLLL P season Threeeeeeee!
FLUTTERSHY AND RAINICORN: Doooo-doooo-dum!
TWILIGHT AND SPIKE:
This song is a parody of the song: Super Mario Land With Lyrics which I have posted along with the edited lyrics. The original song gets credit by Brantalfloss. The edited lyrics are posted originally by me.