Yeah finally in the double digits yay! Hidow I'm doing this while taking breaks when studying for finals, and when my mom isn't forcing me to exercise :'(, and then she took meh laptop for like ever so here you go disclaimer I choose you *in my total hero voice come look guys*
Hidan: Why the f*ck am I f*cking here?
Me: *baby voice with puppy dog eyes* Will you do the disclaimer?
Me: Fine I didn't want to have to do this but you leave me no choice *shows Hidan KakusuXHidan R-18 yaoi*
Hidan: *crying and screams* SHE DOESN'T F*CKING OWN NARUTO ONLY WHAT SHE F*CKING CAME UP WITH! JUST PLEASE MAKE THE F*CKING IMAGES STOP!
Me: *pets Hidan's head and gives him a cookie* Good boy now enjoy your cookie and ON TO NARN-! Do you know what I'll just say story time from now on so… STORY TIME!
After Karin is out I decide to get the girls together in Ten Ten's shop, and we decide on a training regime to get those who are in the tournament the ability to get stronger. We meet the guys at training ground 7 and compare notes to see's who's is better; while the boys win in taijutsu the girls win in ninjutsu, and genjutsu training (victory!).
After our meet up Ino has to go see Kakashi-sensei to train her in lightning jutsus, and the rest of us head to our favorite ramen stand. Gaara is very awkward with the whole situation which gets even worse when Ayame-nee asks if we're dating, and both of us turn as red as our hair. Naruto starts flirting with Hinata and Ayame-nee asks:
"Are those two dating?"
"Not really sure," I whisper back, "they are probably dating in secret not telling anyone to avoid Hinata's dad."
After the meal everyone leaves to their respective homes, and most likely goes home to go to sleep. I decide to watch a movie as I can't go to sleep, and wake up on the couch in the morning.
The Next Day
My parents were pretty happy last night when I said I'm being trained by Kakashi-sensei, and I went to bed pretty sore. He may seem like a lazy pervert but kami knows how sadistic that man is, but Sasuke seems to enjoy it, psychopath. Today he taught me the basics of chidori but dismissed me after noon saying that he needed to train Sasuke to use his sharingan. I walked to see everyone at training ground 7 and we did the taijutsu regime the boys planned, and of course Lee was our instructor for this portion. I think Kakashi-sensei is sane compared to how this boy trains.
We girls decided to go to the bath house again, and we saw the white haired pervert again. He asked if we had seen Naruto Uzumaki, and said it was important.
After beating up the white haired guy again he asked where my cousin was and said it was important, but I said:
"Well, if anything important concerns my cousin and nii-san it affects me too, ero-baka," I cross my arms across my chest and huff. He starts laughing, "What the hell man what's so funny?"
He dries his tears and says:
"Sorry but ero-baka is the nickname my teammate gave me, my name is Jiraiya I am one of the sannin of Konoha and I'm curious to how you're related to my godson."
"It's easy to explain really, Kushina's little brother Shiase lived and had me when he was seventeen a year after her death, but was ambushed in a small civilian village by Kumo hunter nins that killed my mom, and left my dad with only enough strength to take me here, we found him outside the village gates on our first C-rank."
"Oh, then I guess I'll have to teach you summoning too."
"We already know how to summon, and don't say anything on seals we're Uzumaki's no matter how much people try to make us stupid seals will come easy to us."
He looked at me dumbstruck and laughed again:
"Maybe you should learn medical ninjutsu too, then you'll be just like her."
"I do know medical ninjutsu."
His laughter stops and he decides to stop laughing and leave, but then the boys burst in thinking we're in trouble. They look at us and Lee and Naruto are down for the count straight out, Neji tried but as soon as Ten Ten looked at him he was down for the count as well. Gaara had turned away but his ears were bright red, and Jiraiya was amused by the entire situation.
"Ero-baka get the idiots out of here, blondie is Naruto."
He nods and has Gaara drag the three boys out of the bath house and all of us stayed in to wash away our shame. What an interesting day this has been.
I wake up in a slightly dream like state thinking about Hinata my beautiful angel, but then I realize the same chakra source that was at the bath house is here. I jump up looking for the man and I see him on a rock near us, and I decide to rush him.
"Nah ah ah, that's no way to treat your god father is it."
"Ooh so you're the ero-sennin mom talked about in her letter and diary."
He chuckled and said:
"Yeah she always called me that."
"So, where were you all these years."
"On a super-secret spy mission that allowed to only send encrypted mess-"
"You were going around spying on women weren't you."
"No I was checking and maintaining my spy network even placing some new people in key places."
I say that I understand but I asked why he was in a bath house, and he said it was to help his novels. He also told me I looked a lot like my dad, but I'm tan and I have whisker marks. The others wake up and start yelling at him, besides Gaara, and ero-sennin just has a perverted chuckle and says that he'll stay away from their girlfriends. The boys all turn red, even Gaara, and complain slightly about that statement. He decides to teach me one of my father's moves, and it was the one that I couldn't master the Rasengan. While we're working on that the others decide go apologize to the girls and Gaara followed after.
After we locate the girls and tell them we're sorry for bursting in on them while they were at the bath house and getting practically begging on our hands and knees to do so. All of us go to the field where Jiraiya-sama is, and start talking to him.
After the boys beg (literally on their hands and knees) we get to see the newly dubbed ero-baka, and we start talking (more like yelling) at him. He told us that he is Naruto's, and Arekusu's by association, godfather, and he also elaborates about the laughing at Arekusu saying ero-baka. Apparently he's a former teammate of Naruto's and Arekusu's great-aunt, another sannin by the name of Tsunande Senju.
"Jiraiya-sensei she's not just my great aunt, you know that my mother was the jinchuriki of the nine-tails before me correct?"
"Well the particular seal used on Mito, and Kushina didn't allow the Kyubbi to have any influence in her actions just kept her prisoner, and because of this the demonic chakra would make changes to the eggs that made babies which if not treated correctly, could create a hanyou*, so to keep this from happening someone would cut the egg in half and attach a Senju egg to the other half, so technically your teammate is my mother."
We all deadpan, besides Arekusu and Naruto, and we turn white, we're twitching, and we're frozen from the shock of that statement. Jiraiya's mouth falls all the way to the floor and he also screams:
"My nii-san just told you."
"I know that but- wait you call him nii-san but Minato had one kid and you're younger than the rest of the group so you can't be his sister."
"I'm not, I'm Shiase's daughter but all me and Naruto had were eachother, and for a short while Misaki-chan but she disappeared years ago."
"I thought Shiase died in the attacks on Uzio, and who's Misaki is she one of you?"
"Naruto tells the stories better than I do so listen to him."
Naruto then tells them my sob story that we told Karin yesterday, and some people got horrified looks on their face and cried at certain parts.
"Who's Misaki, Arekusu, I've known you for a long time and you've never mentioned her."
"I know Hina-chan but it's hard to talk about her not knowing her whereabouts and considering her heritage, I don't even want to think of the horrible things she could have gotten into."
"What do you mean," Sakura asks, "about her heritage."
"If Misaki is alive, she is the last female Uchiha, and also the first Uchiha hanyou."
"Wait what do you mean?" Lee asked
"Misaki's full name is or was Misaki Uchiha, but because her mother was raped by a demon, she was also a half-demon, she unlocked the Sharingan at the age of two, and for that Sasuke's father Fugaku, a proud man who hated anything to do with demons, killed her mother and tried to kill her too, but he failed and instead unlocked her demon heritage, he told her that to come anywhere near the Uchiha compound would mean certain death, and she went to the orphanage, and because of her now demonic features, she was treated like me and Naruto, she was neglected beaten and starved but I could usually sneak food to them, and she lived with us in till, the night of the Uchiha massacre when she disappeared."
"Misaki where did you live before you came here?" a three year old me asked.
"I lived with my mother, my father, and my nii-san Shisui, he still visits me sometimes but when I was your age my mom was killed by the head of the clan, he tried to kill me but it didn't work, and I had to leave, and I came here, and found you guys, and besides you're a lot better than my old stuck up family anyways!"
We giggled and played with some of the toys we 'found' outside of our door for the rest of the day. Me not knowing that I would only have four more years before she was gone.
Everyone was solemn and we decided to train for the rest of the day, and not talk about anymore sad things cheering up slightly before returning home, but not before me and the girls gave a threat to ero-baka about peaking on women.
"Ah great someone's talking about me."
"No one cares bitch."
"Shut up bastard!"
MWAHAHAHAHAHAH! I told you she'd be back, don't know what I'm talking look up my story the Demon Uchiha, sorry it took soo long but here it is- fornarniaooh pancakes
* hanyou- is a half-demon*