So this has been floating around in my mind for a while so I typed it and decided to share it. There is most likely OoC-ness, but y'know, I'm still kind of a new fan to Durarara! so. I own nothing. Enjoy~!

"I did it, Celty!" a man with brown hair and matching eyes cheered, coming into the room, "I perfected the drug!" His white lab coat swirled about him.

A woman with no head turned her black clad body to face him. Smoke curled from her neck where her head should be. She lifted a PDA and typed up a message before showing it to the man. [You did it?] She then erased the message and typed up a new one. [That's great! Who are you going to test it on?]

Shinra paused, adjusting the glasses resting on the bridge of his nose. "I hadn't thought of that…"

Celty typed up a new message. [How are you going to know it's affects if you have no one to test it on?]

"Well…" Shinra perked up. "I have an idea! Why not test it on Izaya-kun and Shizuo-kun?"

[How are you going to convince them to go along with it?] Celty typed.

"That's the problem," Shinra sighed, "Is getting them over here to experiment on them. I was thinking you invite Izaya for dinner or something, and I'll invite Shizuo, then, I don't know, knock them out?"

Celty paused before typing a reply. [That might work. I'll contact Izaya.]

Later that night, a knock on the door echoed in the apartment. Shinra opened it to find a young man with pale skin, short black hair and devious red eyes smirking at him. He wore a black t-shirt, black jeans and a black coat with white fluff around the hood, sleeves and hem. His hands were buried in the pockets.

"Izaya-kun!" Shinra said, smiling, "I'm glad you could make it!"

"Well, I don't have anything of great importance to do," said Orihara Izaya, giving a shrug as he entered. He quickly found a PDA in his face.

[Welcome, Izaya.] Celty quickly made a new message. [Glad you could make it.]

Izaya shrugged. "Like I said, I had nothing of greater importance to do." He was interrupted by another knock. Celty dragged him away from the sight of the door as Shinra opened it.

Outside was a man with messy dyed blonde hair and caramel colored eyes hidden by blue sunglasses, a cigarette dangling from his lips. He wore bartender's clothes.

"Shizuo-kun!" Shinra said, "You came!"

Heiwajima Shizuo shrugged. "Tom let me go early. The day was rather uneventful."

Celty quickly typed on her PDA. [We're glad you could come, Shizuo.]

Shizuo dropped the cigarette onto the ground and stomped on it, effectively crushing it before entering. He was halfway through when he heard a familiar, rage inducing voice say "Ah, Shizu-chan~!"

Veins popped out on Shizuo's temple as he spun to face the voice's owner. "I-ZA-YA-KUN!

"Now, Celty!" Shinra said.

Shadows enveloped the two enemies in cocoons that they couldn't escape. After a few minutes, the shadows retreated and both men lay unconscious.

"Thanks Celty, my love~!" Shinra said, "Can you help me carry them to the makeshift room I set up?"

Celty complied and helped the brunette carry the two men to a room separated into two parts by non-soundproof glass. Shinra then filled two separate syringes with a clear liquid that pulsed with a faint light and injected it into the bloodstream of both men. Then he went to bed.

He didn't expect that the drug would mess with their nervous system and endocrine glands, turning their androgens into estrogens.

Uhhh…cliffhanger? Kind of cliché, I know, but hey-Shizaya Yuri sounds interesting (though I am a Yaoi fan~!)

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