Dead tribbles! Dead tribbles!

Dead tribbles aren't much fun.

They don't trill, they don't purr;

They're just stinking clumps of fur,

Dead tribbles aren't much fun.

My tribble died last Shore Leave;

I still smell him on the breeze!

Dead tribbles aren't much fun.

Captain said, The tribbles can't stay,

We gave them to the Klingons yesterday.

Dead tribbles aren't much fun.

Deeeeeeaaaaad tribbles! Dead, dead, dead,

Dead Tribbles!

Dead tribbles aren't- much- fun.