Space Ghost's Sexy Suspender Striptease
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: This is a perfect fanfic for a perfect character. ...Get the hint?
"Zorak, are we on?" Space Ghost asked, hiding under the table for some god who knows reason. "Moltar, are we on?"
"Yes, you idiot." Moltar commented, reading his textless green book.
Space Ghost jumped up, clearing his throat as he greeted himself to the universe, not wearing any clothes at all. "Hello, stupid viewers! I'm Space Ghost! Welcome to the jam, and come on and slam!"
Silence. Zorak rolled his eyes as he sipped some coffee.
"Space Ghost, why are you naked?" Zorak asked, glancing at Space Ghost as he then resumed sipping.
Space Ghost rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. "Oh, uh, well, I had to use the bathroom, and I was doing laundry, so I sort of left my clothes there. In the dryer." He coughed, blinking twice.
Moltar shook his head in disgust. "You're such an idiot..."
Space Ghost attempted to blast Moltar with his Destructo Ray, but remembered that he didn't have his power bands on. "Oh yeah, that's right... I left them with the clothes..." He coughed, feeling awkward as he looked around. "Wanna go play fish?"