Super Wars

Sorry if the chapter is short, but this is my first time doing a fanfic so I hope I just blow the roof, I guess. Anyways, have fun.

Prologue:

As we go through space, we see a space station that has a letter N on it. And as we go around the space station, we hear the words 'Insignificant morons! By being defeated by that brainless marsupial 12 times, you lost the chance of being the leaders at the Bad Guy Parade!' someone said

As we go inside, we found out Uka Uka was saying those words. 'Uka Uka, it was not our fault, it was that stupid…' Dr. Neo Cortex explained. 'ENOUGH EXCUSES! You, Cortex should come up with a good plan!' Uka Uka said. 'But I can't think of any, what can we do, everyone?' Cortex questioned. 'Hmm… should we get the time twister machine back?' Dr. N Tropy suggested. 'And bring other villains defeated by Crash?' Tiny suggested. 'Tiny, N. Tropy, I think those could work. Tiny, I just want to add something to your opinion. We should bring other villains from other dimensions.' Cortex added. Uka Uka started out saying 'Villain, Villain.., Yes, all these ideas are brilliant. I should bring out all the villains.' They all start laughing as they head out the door. 'Before we go, I bring my special underwear. It helps me.' Tiny said 'Hurry up! I'll speed time by time travelling 5 minutes later!' N. Tropy shouted

Meanwhile, at Wumpa Island, Crash and his family are celebrating the 12 victories of Crash defeating Cortex. 'You did it again, Crash.' Coco said. 'Cortex should right now be recovering from his injuries.' 'Yeah, he is. I'm sensing it.' 'Let's do a parody of 12 days of Christmas except the defeats of Cortex.' Crunch said. 'Good idea. 1, 2, 3, GO!' Crash shouted.

'On the 1st day of the defeat of Dr. Neo Cortex, he dressed like his own mama.

On the 2nd day of the defeat of Dr. Neo Cortex, he took out 2 ray guns and he dressed like his own mama.

On the 3rd day of the defeat of Dr. Neo Cortex, he shot himself 3 times, he took out 2 ray guns and he dressed like his own mama.

On the 4th day of the defeat of Dr. Neo Cortex, he had 4 nerdy assistants, he shot himself 3 times, he took out 2 ray guns and he dressed like his own mama

On the 5th day of the defeat of Dr. Neo Cortex, he lost 5 party battles (NOT INCLUDED IN THE SONG. They were Crash Bash, Crash Team Racing, Crash Tag Team Racing, Crash Nitro Kart and Crash Boom! Bang!), he had 4 nerdy assistants, he shot himself 3 times, he took out 2 ray guns and he dressed like his own mama.

On the 6th day of the defeat of Dr. Neo Cortex, he was Mega- Mix 6 times, he lost 5 party battles, he had 4 nerdy assistants, he shot himself 3 times, he took out 2 ray guns and he dressed like own mama

On the 7th day of the defeat of Dr. Neo Cortex, he has a 'N' on 7 places(NOT INCLUDED IN THE SONG. They are located in Cortex's head, his space station, his castle, his store, his hovercraft, his ray guns and his T-Shirt), he was Mega- Mix 6 times, he lost 5 party battles, he had 4 nerdy assistants, he shot himself 3 times, he took out 2 ray guns and he dressed like his own mama.

On the 8th day of the defeat of Dr. Neo Cortex, he failed his experiments 8 times, he has a 'N' on 7 places, he was Mega- Mix 6 times, he lost 5 party battles, he had 4 nerdy assistants, he shot himself 3 times, he took out 2 ray guns and he dressed like his own mama.

On the 9th day of the defeat of Dr. Neo Cortex, he ate 9 slices of pizza, he failed his experiments 8 times, he has a 'N' on 7 places, he was Mega- Mix 6 times, he lost 5 party battles, he had 4 nerdy assistants, he shot himself 3 times, he took out 2 ray guns and he dressed like own mama.

On the 10th day of the defeat of Dr. Neo Cortex, he skipped the Bad Guy Convention 10 times, he ate 9 slices of pizza, he failed his experiment 8 times, he has a 'N' on 7 places, he was Mega- Mix 6 times, he lost 5 party battles, he had 4 nerdy assistants, he shot himself 3 times, he took out 2 ray guns and he dressed like his own mama.

On the 11th day of the defeat of Dr. Neo Cortex, he wore a (girl) dress 11 times, he skipped the Bad Guy Convention 10 times, he ate 9 slices of pizza, he failed his experiments 8 times, he has a 'N' on 7 places, he was Mega- Mix 6 times, he lost 5 party battles, he had 4 nerdy assistants, he shot himself 3 times, he took out 2 ray guns and he dressed like his own mama

On the 12th day of the defeat of Dr. Neo Cortex, he lost to Crash 12 times (IN A YEAR!), he wore a (girl) dress 11 times, he skipped the Bad Guy Convention 10 times, he ate 9 slices of pizza, he failed his experiments 8 times, he has a 'N' on 7 places, he was Mega- Mix 6 times, he lost 5 party battles, he had 4 nerdy assistants, he shot himself 3 times, he took out 2 ray guns and he dressed like his own mama.' Everyone sang.

Everyone laughed now except for Aku Aku (who didn't sing also) 'Crash, Crunch, Coco, that's not nice. Even though he's an enemy, he's still our inhabitant and friend.' After Aku said that, a hovercraft sound came in.

'Crash, can you hear me? Help me.' Cortex said, in a weak and battered voice. 'Some other villains attacked us and if you want proof, here's a photo of me.' Cortex showed them a photo of him and other villains weakened in his CortexPro5000 in his hovercraft.

'We'll come help you, Cortex!' Aku Aku said. Crunch said 'Um, Aku, are you sure about this?' 'Yes.' Aku Aku said. 'Okay, fine. We'll help them.' Crunch and Coco said. Crash gave thumbs up for that and said 'Hooray!'. And they climbed the CortexLadear and up to the hovercraft. They all found the villains weak and unable to stand on their feet (except for Uka Uka).

'What happened here?' Aku Aku asked. 'It's a long story.' Cortex said in the weakest voice he has. 'So, we had a bad guy convention as always.' Cortex said. 'What, are you saying 'sigh, buy a bag costing $40 as always?' You cheap shot! You have to be rich to buy that bag of yours.' Crash exclaimed. 'Crash, he's saying he had a bad guy convention as always.' Crunch said. 'Oh. Hey, Uka, you say the story. You witnessed it, did you?' Crash said. Then, he found a bag of chips. He read the ingredients and he found 'Spicy Wumpa Fruit'. Then he asked N. Gin 'How hot is this spicy wumpa fruit?'. N. Gin answered 'Not soooooo… spicy.' 'Any EVIL ingredients?' 'Nope. We wanted to do that but we want you to taste it first.' Dingodile responded. Uka Uka told them the whole storyline.

'We needed ideas to defeat that marsupial and Cortex came up with a plan that involves other villains in other dimensions.' Uka said 'As we went to get some of the villains, we were stabbed in the back by some villains. We didn't get a chance to see who attacked us.' 'So, you weren't going to trick us?' Crunch asked. 'We were with the other villains but no.' Cortex answered. 'What, speak louder? Did you say 'Wewawiteovilbutnoo? Anyways these chips are awesome. Did you create these, Cortex?' 'Yes, he did.' Dingodile answered.

'Wait, let's research all the villains.' Coco said. 'Why should research in the Internet? What for anyways?' Crunch asked. 'I did research Cortex in the Internet. And I did found a lot of results. Also I'm researching the Earth's Dimensions.' 'I'm popular?! I'm a winner! How many results are there?' Cortex said. '999,999 results.' Coco answered. 'How about N. Gin, Dingodile, Uka Uka, N. Tropy, Tiny and Crash Bandicoot?' Cortex asked. 'Dingodile, Uka Uka, N. Tropy and Tiny has the same amount of results but N. Gin and Crash Bandicoot are popular than you.' Coco answered. 'Stupid Internet and N. Gin and that marsupial.' Cortex responded. 'Hey, at least you're popular than your niece or daughter.' Crunch said

Well, that's it for Chapter 1; next chapter will reveal the villains who attacked Cortex. Also, it will be a battle for everyone to remember