Author's notes - Hey everyone. Sorry it's taken so long to post the next chapter in my series. I've been extremely busy lately. ^^ College stuff. Anywho, ejoy!

Rated - G

Disclaimer - I don't own Sailor Moon, including all it's characters, including Michiru, so don't sure me!


My Interview With Michiru


Me: Hello everyone and welcome to yet another interview done by me!

*Sawing, jackhammer, and blowtorch sounds can be heard coming from outside the door.*

Me: Sorry about all the noise. I've had to take security to a way tighter level for a couple reasons. To keep that crazed maniac Serena out and so that Haruka (my last guest) would be satisfied enough to let me interview her friend Michiru.

*Haruka's shouted instructions to the workers can be hear very loudly from outside the door.*

Haruka: (Muffled by the door) AND MAKE SURE TO DOUBLE BOLT THAT...NO, NO, NO!!! I ORDERED A TUNA SANDWICH, NOT A PASTROMI ON RYE...HEY, IS THAT SEAL AIR-TIGHT...

Michiru: *Sighs lovingly*

Me: Ok...so, hello there Michiru!

Michiru: (Sweetly) hello.

Me: So Michiru, how old are ya?

Michiru: I beg your pardon?!

Me: Uh...I asked how old you were.

Michiru: I'm 16 if you MUST know.

Me: Sheesh, touchy aren't we?

Michiru: I hope my Haruky-wooky is ok out there with all those big nasty men and all that big nasty machinery!

Me: (Does an animé face fault) she'll be fine, don't you worry.

Michiru: Well if you're SURE.

Me: (Shuffles her papers) so tell me Michiru, do you have a job?

Michiru: I'm a famous professional violinist and a professional artist.

Me: (Does another animé face fault) and here I thought your friend was weird! HOW IN THE HECK DO YOU PEOPLE GET SO GIFTED AND SO FAMOUS AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE?!?!

Michiru: (Plainly) I'm perfect.

Me: (Not wanting to push the subject any further) uh...(shuffles through papers some more) do you have a boyfriend?

Michiru: Nope, I have my Haruky-wooky!

Me: That would be the tall, shorthaired blonde chick outside, correct?

Michiru: (Dreamily sighing) yeah...

*Haruka's shouted orders are still being heard through the door.*

Haruka: (Muffled by the door) NAIL THAT TIGHTER...MORE METAL, LESS WOOD...THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR A LUNCH BREAK...YOU CALL THAT HUNK OF JUNK A STATE-OF-THE-ART DOUBLE SECURITY LOCK?!?!...

Me: So then...*ahem* what's 2 + 2?

Michiru: 4

Me: What is the capital of Columbia?

Michiru: Bogota.

Me: Cool! Is Mia Hamm a type of meat or a soccer player?

Michiru: A soccer player.

Me: Which carries more distance, AM or FM radio waves?

Michiru: AM

Me: Correct again my green-haired friend! Who has the best french fries, McDonalds or Burger King?

Michiru: McDonalds of course.

Me: When is Canada's Canada Day?

Michiru: July 1st.

Me: When is America's Independence Day?

Michiru: July the 4th!

Me: Great job Michiru! Now I'm going to name a place in the world and you say the first word that comes to your mind.

Michiru: Ok...

Me: America.

Michiru: Hot dogs.

Me: China.

Michiru: Over populated.

Me: That's more than one word but oh well. Italy.

Michiru: Romance.

Me: Greece.

Michiru: Buildings.

Me: Bosnia.

Michiru: Trouble.

Me: Very interesting views! So tell me Michiru, what do you think about these Sailor Scouts *holds up newspaper clipping about the scouts*.

Michiru: (Taken aback by the question) um...er...uh...

*Suddenly there are a bunch of shrieks, then a battle is heard between Haruka and Serena. There's a lot of screaming and grunting and lot of bangs as the fight continues.*

Me: Oh no...

*BANG!!!*
*WHAM!!!*
*OUT OF MY WAY!!!*
*NO, I WON'T LET YOU HURT MY MICHIRU!!!*
*SHE'S FROM THE NEGAVERSE!!!*
*KABOOM!!!*
*BLAST YOU!!!*
*NOOOOOOO!!!*
*WAAAAAAA!!!*
*LET ME THROUGH!!!*
*NEVER!!!*
*YAAG!!!*
*GLORP!!!*
*GAK!!!*

*Suddenly Haruka barges through the door with a nearly-dead Serena.*

Haruka: Come on Michy-wichy, let's go get a burger.

Me: HUH?!?!

Michiru: Ok.

Me: Did I miss something here?

Michiru: Bye, thanks for the interview!

Me: Um...bye!

The End

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