I was finally happy for once. Somehow, everyone agreed that they wouldn't fight over me, which is a great start. My sisters unfortunately were meddling in the whole thing, but it wouldn't be too much of a problem. I can handle them.
I can handle anything these days it seems.
Well, almost anything.
What I mean by that is…these days my life is great and all, but I really felt that I should have seen this coming. This was the calm before the storm, if you'd pardon the cliché.
I was living the dream life of any man in my position. Yes, the ever-sought-for Tenchi Plan was nearly in my grasp. It's just that…I wasn't selfish enough to push them into it.
But still, this was really going to derail my train of happiness.
This morning I found a girl sleeping in my bed.
I've never seen her before in my entire life.