Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy or Labyrinth. I'm just borrowing them for a while for my own sick amusement.
Author's Note: Was bored and couldn't get a bead on either one of my stories in progress, so I just randomly started writing drabbles. Enjoy.

"I wish the goblin would take you away, right now!"

"Dawn, you don't mean that!" Willow protested. She knew the power words held in this realm.

"A little late for that," a voice said in her ear as an unearthly wind swirled around them.

She whirled around, the castle around her. "Who are you?"

"I am the Goblin King," he explained, stalking toward her, a wolfish grin on his face. "You are my prisoner until your friend finishes my Labyrinth. We'll have plenty of time to enjoy ourselves."

"Sorry to break it to ya, but I only play with girls."