Title: Are You Crazy?
Author: Christy
Rating: FR 13
TtH Prompt: #61 Planet
Fandom/Theme: Angel/MiB
Wordcount: 100
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters featured here. They belong to their respective creators and production companies.
Distribution: and TtH
Spoilers: After MiB but none for Angel.
Series: Not My Planet Pt 1
A/N: This was written for the tth100. The only linking thing for these is Faith in them.
Summary: Faith runs into Jay and Kay.

I stared at the two guys who stood in front of me. "Look, I don't know where you get off manhandling me like that! Besides, if I hadn't dusted that vamp just now, you'd both be demon chow!"

The black guy looked at his partner. "She just say what I think she did?"

"She said vampire, I believe."

"Ah, come on, K. I can get the alien angle, but vampires?"

"Whoa there- you two can believe in UFOs, but not your everyday, neighborhood vamp? What planet are you guys from?"

"Earth," K responded laconically. "But that vampire was from Saturn."