I don't own Hetalia~


"So unawesome," Gilbert groaned as he sat up on the unfamiliar bed.

"Are you okay?" an unfamiliar voice asked from the doorway.

Gilbert looked at the man. He was the older version of Alfred, though he wasn't wearing glasses. Nervous, he realized that this was Matthew's father. The one he had to meet.

"Y-yeah…" Gilbert answered, looking everywhere but at the man.

Of course, said man decided to sit on the edge of the bed.

"Well, I guess we should get all this stuff out of the way," Mr. Jones said, "What are your intentions with Matthew?"

"I-I," Gilbert decided to just wing it, "Mr. Jones, I truly love Birdie. I would never hurt him and I want to be with Matthew forever. I have never felt this way about anyone else before and I am willing to do anything to prove to you how much I love him."

The room was silent, and Gilbert was very tense. He didn't want to be rejected by Matthew's father. He didn't know what he would do if that happened.

"Well, I can't say no since you two are already dating," Mr. Jones gave Gilbert a smile that rivaled Alfred's, "and call me Sam." ((AN: I feel so patriotic, naming him after Uncle Sam…))

Was it really that easy? Was there some sort of catch to all this? Gilbert didn't know, and was more than a little shocked when Sam pulled him in for a bone-crushing hug.

"Honestly, I already approved of you!" Sam said cheerfully, "Kiku gave me all the files his club had on you, and some footage."

Of course he would already know everything about Gilbert. Who in their right mind would approve of another person so quickly?

"So let's go back to the living room and tell everyone the good news!" Sam walked in front of Gilbert, leading the Prussian out to where everyone was waiting.

Literally everyone was there. Elizaveta, her yaoi-crazed club, Alfred and his creepy-ass Russian boyfriend, Antonio and Francis (with their respective boyfriends), even Feliciano, Ludwig, and his grandfather were there.

Birdie immediately ran and tackle glomped him, relief etched on his face.

"Kesesese~ I'm too awesome to be hurt!" Gilbert smirked.

Elizaveta walked up to the couple, a serious look on her face. Gilbert looked at her expectantly.

"I worked too hard on this relationship, Gilbert, and if you mess up in any way, I will hunt you down and kill you," she said, staring daggers at the Prussian.

To Matthew, she smiled sweetly and gave him a quick hug.

"Tell me if this hülye does anything!" she said.

"I'm way too awesome to mess this up!" I declare, hugging Birdie closer to me.

Elizaveta casts me a disbelieving look before leaving to go talk with Kiku.

Suddenly, Alfred bursts into the room, holding a giant cake. The icing was insane blues, purples, greens, and reds.

"In celebration of Mattie being a little hussie," Alfred began with a wide grin, "and getting a boyfriend within the two months he's been here, I have decided to be totally heroic and throw him a party!"

Matthew turned bright red when Alfred called him a hussie, and began stammering about Alfred being a hoser.

"Don't worry, Birdie, you're my awesome hussie~!" Gilbert laughed, nuzzling the indignant Canadian.

"I am not a hussie!" Matthew pouted, still blushing.

"Don't worry, Mattie, it's okay, we still love you!" Sam joined in, laughing.

"H-hosers!" Matthew exclaimed, "You-"

Gilbert interrupted Matthew's rant by kissing him. Of course, it was such an awesome kiss that Matthew completely forgot about being mad!

"I'm still mad," Matthew muttered, but a small smile broke his serious face.

Laughing, Gilbert picked Matthew up bridal style and carried him to the table where the cake sat.

Alfred handed Matthew the knife to cut the first slice, but just as the Canadian was about to grab the sharp object, Sam took the opportunity to slam both Gilbert and Matthew's heads into the cake.

Needless to say, Matthew threw a chunk of cake at his father, but it hit Alfred instead.

"Mattie!" Alfred exclaimed, grabbing another piece and throwing it at his brother.

And thus, a food fight started, and not a single person left the Jones' residence cake-free.


Whelp, I guess this is the end. I might post a omake… I really loved this story, and THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER READ/FAVORITED/ FOLLOWED/REVIEWED THIS STORY! It all really motivated me to keep going ^^. Sorry that these last two chapters were really short and if this ending sucks/is anticlimactic! And without further ado, I bid thee farewell!