Barely Tolerable (called this because this could be from my book, Intolerance).

My God.

I am supposed to be the captain. But holy Toledo, I am still a man.

I know these women are too young for me. Medical students, here to study Immunology under Phlox.

What I wouldn't give to have either of them study under me.

"Would you like to be the Teacher's Pet?"

That blonde was wearing a leather choker. Good lord, is that meant to be a collar?

I'm the captain, I'm the captain, I'm the captain.

I won't look, won't think about them. The brunette seems nice. Too young. I'll think of water polo. That usually works.