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A War Hound's Name

By WonderlandIsAnIllusion


"You named your war hound...Puppy." Alistair commented to Rain Surana. Rain Surana is a male elf mage and also a Grey Warden.

"Yeah his name is Puppy." Rain stated calmly and hugged his war dog. "Would you rather I named him Cupcake, Sweetie, Cake, Cookie, or Sir Knightly?"

"Okay, Okay. Puppy is a good name..compared to the other names." Alistair said to him and Rain smirked at him.

"Heh, I could always name him after you and it would be pretty damn funny. If I say Alistair and I'm referring to my war hound not you." Rain commented smugly and arms crossed. "Funny, right?"

"You win. Just don't name him after me." Alistair groaned and the elf mage grinned at him.

"Don't worry, His name will remain Puppy." He informed him.

"That's a relief."

"However, If I find a cat...I'll name the cat after you." He said calmly and he still grinning at Alistair.

"What? Seriously, You would name a ca-"

"Yes, Alistair. Cats are more shy than dogs." He informed him.

"Oh, Is this because I happen to be a virgin."

"No and besides being a virgin isn't a bad thing. Ever heard of sexually transmitted diseases? Anyway, I don't mind dying a virgin." He stated calmly and Alistair stared at him. "Not to mention it seems as if everyone is trying to kill us."


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