AUTHORSNOTE HI GUYS HERE IS MY NEW STORY ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS 3 THE SECOND SQUEAKQUEL R&R ENJOY ENDNOTE WARNING THIS HAS A LOT OF SEX AND LANGUAGE SO IF YOU'RE A LITTLE KID OR OFFEND BY THIS DO NOT READ THIS STORY OTHER THAN THAT ENJOY
Ian Hawk was PISSED as he walked through the trailer home he was living in because he lost all his money. He had lost not only his first group of chipmunks but also the chipettes he got! "Hmm" though Ian "I heard the chipmunks and chipettes are homies now, and they're all living in the same place!"
Then he got a Tequila and turned on the TV where Dr. Sznell was advertising his new invention.
"Hey everybody!" he yelled "Do you want to turn into and chipmunk and be successful like the Chipmunk/Chipettes? Then use my machine for just a small fee of $19.99!
Ian got a plan. He was going to turn himself into a chipmunk and join the group and maybe fuck some Chipettes and then kill them! Ian was very pleased with his plan.
He went over to Dr. Sznell's lab and said "Hey doc I saw your ad on the TV turn me into a chipmunk!" The doctor said "no you don't have any money" so Ian got pissed. He looked around and noticed that Dr. Sznell's sun was standing with him. A perfect negotiation object!
Said "YOU BETTER TURN ME INTO A CHIPUNK YOU MOTHERFUCKER OR ILL FUCKING KILL YOU'RE SUN!" The boy got scared and started crying
"Okay OKAY MISTER HAWK!" said Sznell! "I'll turn you into a chipmunk free of charge!" Ian shook the doctor's hand. "Okay, excellent." he was grinning. He then patted the kid on the head to warm himself up to the kid, though this didn't really make up for the fact that Ian threatened to kill him.
So Ian walked into the special Munkifier room and got naked and stepped it. He'd seen that movie The Fly and was kind of worried that something would go wrong and he would turn into an abomination. But the machine hummed to life an there was flashing lights in the room and smoke came out of the Munkifier. Ian came out and looked at the mirror and it worked: he was turned into a chipmunk! But there were some strange -changes good song) going on with Ian. For one he was shorter. He was naked and covered in hair. He squeaked when he talked
And his penis was a lot smaller! Less than an inch long in fact. He was sad at first at this revaluation because he lost his title of "Big Poppa" he had around the red light district
But then Ian remembered that he was going to get BAD revenge on those nasty Chipmunks and this made him feel better.
Chipmunk Ian hitched a ride to the Chipmunks house he was in Compton while the Chipmunks were around Mulholland Drive so he had plenty of time to plan his revenge.
AUTHORSNOTE WELL THAT'S CHAPTER1 DONE PLEASE REVIEW TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ENDNOTE