Hey guys! I'm back! I'm not dead my computer just decided to break one day and I've been using my phone for internet until my school decided to give us IPads so now I get to use this to upload. What-what! Lol. This is just a little one-shot I wrote I hope you enjoy!

I DO NOT OWN MY BABYSITTERS A VAMPIRE BUT IF I DID BETHAN SHIPPERS WOULD BE HAPPY!

~ Because The Universe Hates Us. ~

"BENNY I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY PANTS BACK I WILL MURDER YOU." Ethan yelled at his boyfriend from the living room. Him and Benny were having a wonderfully intimate moment before he decided to run off with Ethan's pants. 'Every time. WHY DOES HE HAVE TO DO THIS EVERY TIME.' Ethan thought.

"Sorry E no can do! You look way to adorable in boxers!" Benny yelled back from his hiding spot.

"UGH FINE I'LL JUST GO GET SOME NEW PANTS!" Ethan screamed running to his room to get a new pair. Finally making it to his room he turned the knob but it wouldn't budge. 'He locked it!?' Ethan thought. "BENJAMIN WEIR YOU GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND OPEN MY DOOR. NOW."

"Why Ethan is that anyway to talk to your boyfriend?" Benny said sneaking up behind him. "But if you insist." He continued while unlocking the door by magic.

"Thank you." Ethan replied annoyed and relieved at the same time.

"But before you get pants..." Benny said before tackling the shorter boy to the bed "We have some unfinished business to attend to." He whispered huskily into Ethan's ear before claiming his lips passionately. They stayed attached to each other kissing and groping before they both knew they needed more.

"You have way to many cloths on." Ethan said against the taller boys lips before stripping Benny of his shirt and pants. Benny took of Ethan's shirt and started on his boxers when the familiar sound of a car door slamming and a little girls voice was heard. "Fuck! Why does this happen every time!" He said while him and his boyfriend started redressing quickly.

"Because the universe hates us E. Simple as that." He said before kissing his boyfriend slowly and passionately.

"BOYS GET DOWN HERE AND HELP WITH THE GROCERIES!"

~ Because The Universe Hates Us. ~

So what do you guys think? Ehhh? Ehhh?
It was a REALLY short story and the ending was kind of...iffy. Sorry about that but I am not writing smut today. I just can't do it. I can read it but writing it is a whole different story. Also I have a really big head-cannon that Ethan swears a lot. Not sure why. Thank you for reading though! I'm pretty sure my next story will be a Harry Potter one. Either Drarry or Deamus I'm not really sure yet so be on the look out for that. ~
Review please!