(Carlos'sCupcake: I hope you'll find this funny! I tried to make it pretty ridiculous lol, and I was DEFINITELY going for The Hangover in the last chapter!
Henderson1993: James is definitely in the doghouse with Laura…well somewhat
SHY: LMAO you're partially correct on that actually
AddictedToMusic18: Yeah they do seem like the type to just mess with each other when drunk…well let's see what they did!
Annabellex2: Finally the wait is over and you can see who gets into trouble!
Am4muzik; Sorry for the long wait, here you go!
ElizabethMaslowBTR: yay I'm glad you love it!
Btrfanfiction1516: don't worry, there is tons of footage
RandomWriter23: Laura will absolutely murder him!
IHEARTROCK: Glad you found it funny!
Btr-maslow-luv97: YAY I was going for the Hangover type thing! UMMM well don't worry, you'll find all about what the boys did, those rascals
DeniseDEMD: Thank you I'm glad that you find the story funny that means a lot!
Rusher1: sorry for the wait, part2 is finally here!)
"Okay I got something, this is at the club we went to I guess." Kendall said as he turned his phone to the side and held it up so everyone could see. When the video started they could all hear the heavy bass playing in the background, and were nearly blinded by the images of all of the strobe lights. First the camera showed Logan who was sticking his tongue out and shaking his head side to side while making the dumbest face imaginable. He then pointed two fingers at James who was downing a bright purple shot before he vanished.
"Oh shit, that's when everything just blurs." James announced as he watched himself drink. "That was the shot that fucked me over…"
"Oh but there's more." Kendall muttered, and they all turned back to the phone to now see Carlos in the frame. Carlos had some sort of tall, vibrantly colored drink in his hand to start.
That was not a good sign; those are the kind that make you forget what you did, or who you did the night before.
Then they could see Carlos dancing, in fact he began to do the body roll as he chugged his drink. After setting that down he grabbed a few glow sticks and continued to do the body roll while drumming on his stomach. The entire time the camera was shaking because of Kendall's excessive laughter at the scene before him.
"Hey where'd Logan go?" James had asked.
"VIP ROOM!" Carlos shouted and pointed the way with his glow stick so they could meet him there.
"I don't want to know what happened in the VIP room…" Logan muttered under his breath in fear of catching a video of himself fucking some strange woman.
"Let's just hope that one of us has it!" James said quickly. He needed to know what happened that Laura was calling him and threatening his life. If he did something with someone….oh that was the end of James Diamond, and no one would ever know where the body was hidden.
The four of them continued to check their phones, and James found out he had video footage that would connect them to the VIP room where Logan was. "Alright here we go…"He sighed and held the phone out so all of them could see what was going on.
Logan was holding on to a stripper pole with a shot in his other hand. He downed the shot and threw it aside carelessly as he grabbed the pole with his now free hand. "This is how you become a stripper! I say we go back to our girls…..and just become strippers." Logan shrugged and held onto the pole as he walked around it several times.
"Most boring stripper EVER!" Kendall yelled out, so Logan flipped him off and jumped onto the pole, pulling himself up with just his arms before hooking onto the pole with one leg and one arm, letting the rest of his body hang off the side as he slid down the pole and spun around. His friends whistled and clapped for him, and this just served to encourage him even more. He then decided to face the pole and grab it as though he was holding Kira in his arms.
Then he grinded and dry humped the pole making the most ridiculous facial expressions.
"Wow Kira must love you!" Carlos laughed at him.
"Or never manage to orgasm." James joked.
"You dick!" Logan frowned at James' joke and shoved him in the chest.
"Relax dude, come on keep watching your stripper ass." James laughed and turned his attention back to the phone. Logan held onto the pole and had bent backwards, pretending to sway his hair side to side. Then he brought himself back up in the sexiest way he could before spinning around the pole, sliding down and spreading his legs open to offer a 'show'.
"You have an addiction to stripping." Carlos laughed as the video came to an end.
"That doesn't explain why I had a sign on my ass!" Logan yelled in frustration.
"Hey…we still have a lot to figure out." Kendall reminded him. "So come on, let's check your phone and see what you've got." He nudged Logan, who groaned and checked the videos on his phone. He was surprised to see he actually had one.
"Alright….this one looks good." He sighed and held his phone out, and the video looked like it took place in a sex shop.
"Okay, what are we doing guys?" Logan asked aloud.
"We wanted to go to a toy store but they're all closed….so we came here." Carlos said so seriously to the camera, that all of the boys were just cracking up. "We figured we'd get James some end of not being married life gifts."
"I have most of this stuff though!" James whined from across the store, "or better versions of it!"
"How about these?" Logan asked as he held up the pair of fuzzy pink handcuffs that James now held in his back pocket.
"Oh, we don't have those, we have real ones. I guess I'll buy that." He shrugged and took it from Logan.
"We took James to a sex shop to buy sex toys to use on my cousin." Carlos cringed at the thought and even shivered, "Okay I don't like this."
"Shh just keep watching!" James scolded him. They looked back at the phone and watched as Kendall now held up a box in front of the camera with the biggest grin on his face.
"Look, I have a friend now!" He grinned and pointed at the blow up doll in the box. Everyone laughed at him, and after seeing James run around the store in a blur grabbing items which they weren't quite sure about, they left and walked down the street.
"Oh hold on there's another one…" Logan muttered and played the next clip. It was just the four of them walking down the block goofing off like idiots, shoving each other and making each other laugh. Suddenly Carlos broke free of the group and ran over to a lamp pole. He gasped and turned around, pointing at a glass box attached to it. When they got closer to him he was pointing at a glass box filled with sparkles and glitter that clearly said 'Break In Case of Fabulous' on the front.
"I'm feeling fabulous you guys!" Carlos shouted.
"Oh god no…" Carlos grumbled and pinched the bridge of his nose. He watched as his past self bent down underneath the box, and suddenly James punched right through the box so all of the sparkles and glitter coated Carlos from head to toe.
"Well this explains a lot." James nodded as he looked down at his cut up hand and back at the video. "We are fucking stupid drunks."
"I prefer the term fun!" Logan shrugged, and glanced at Carlos who had a video ready. "Oh, not afraid to share now?"
"Shut up and watch." He sighed and stuck his hand out. They were now safely in the hotel room and James was dumping the bag of toys out onto the coffee table while Kendall sat in the corner of the room filling the blow up doll with air.
"Okay, I'm James Diamond and I'm teaching you how to fuck your girlfriend." He nodded at the camera with a perfectly straight face. He walked over to Kendall and ripped the blow up doll out of his hands.
"Hey that's my friend!" Kendall whined.
"Now it's my bitch." James shrugged and took the doll's hands, cuffing them behind its back and bending it over the sofa. "I like this position because you are just completely in control, like so." He demonstrated his statement by humping the back side of the blow up doll. "From this, you can grab said girl by hair, force her to her knees, and make her suck you off." James again demonstrated this.
"Well at least he did this without taking his clothes off or getting a boner…."Kendall mumbled.
"Oh look, Logan fell asleep." James said and took the cuffs off of the doll, then used its hands to point at Logan, so the camera panned over to him passed out on the bed. "Let's mess with him."
"Already done!" Kendall said from behind James, grinning proudly at the sign he had written up. He walked over and taped it to Logan's butt, then gave a huge grin and a thumbs up.
"We can make this happen." James nodded and walked over to Logan with the doll, then put the doll's head at Logan's butt. "Munch, munch, munch." He laughed hysterically as he pretended the doll was biting Logan's ass.
"Hey don't abuse my friend that way!" Kendall walked over and took the doll from James. "Poor thing…" He sighed and carried the doll away.
"Wow we are morons…" Kendall remarked and shook his head.
"We? Speak for yourself." James snickered, and they all just stared at him and shook their heads. "Okay so we solved what happened last night but I have no idea what I did that Laura's so mad! Did we not film me having sex with some strange woman!?"
"…I would hope not." Carlos mumbled under his breath. "Come on let's just get our shit together and go home and make sure we don't get murdered by the girls."
"What about me!?" James yelled.
"We'll make sure we invite Justin Timberlake to your funeral." Logan remarked as he patted him on the back. James sighed, knowing that he was definitely going to hear a slew of death threats that were going to seem like they came straight out of a sociopath's mouth. The boys gathered their belongings, yes, James even brought the sex toys, but Kendall left the doll, and after cleaning themselves up they all went home.
When James arrived home he walked in and saw Laura sitting at the island counter with a huge cup of coffee and few cookies, with Gizmo sitting by her feet. "Hey Baby—"She smiled, but James interrupted her.
"I don't know who that girl was that you yelled about. I don't even remember a girl being there at all I didn't wake up with anyone and I don't remember talking to anyone and—"
"You got my voicemail huh?" Laura said slowly, trying to hide the devious smirk that wanted to form. She did however raise a curious eyebrow as James set down the bag of sex toys on the kitchen counter.
"Yeah and ….Laura I'm so sorry I love you and I would never cheat on you and—"
"It was a joke, James." Laura said calmly, taking another sip of her coffee.
"You teased me….and I told Marley, and she said to get back at you." Laura shrugged and ate a cookie, "So I left that voicemail, I didn't think you'd actually fall for I t." She laughed.
"So you lied to me?" James's jaw dropped. "You made me think I was a cheating prick!"
"I know!" She laughed.
"Oh that is so fucking it." James grabbed her food and tossed it into the sink. Laura jumped off of the stool to run away, but James grabbed her and threw her over his shoulder. "You're so getting it." He growled and smacked her rear painfully hard before he grabbed the bag of toys and started to walk upstairs, with Gizmo following them curiously. "You'll want to stay down here Gizmo it's going to get rough." The dog stopped following them and quickly ran away to his bed.
"Rough huh? I can deal with that." Laura giggled and squeezed James' butt.
"Oh no, you shut up. You're not talking, you're not touching, nope you're going to get it for tricking me, Laura." James growled and slammed the door to their bedroom shut.