Some of these are actually from my statuses/messages…

Well, this was random and fun to write. I hope everyone has a MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS.


Sir Crocodile and Donquixote Doflamingo are now friends

Donquixote Doflamingo, Miss All Sunday and 9 others like this.

Sir Crocodile: What the hell? I deleted your request!

Miss All Sunday: You shouldn't leave your laptop open.

Donquixote Doflamingo likes this

Sir Crocodile: Oh fuck you.

Miss All Sunday and Donquixote Doflamingo like this

Donquixote Doflamingo: Hey sexy ;)

Sir Crocodile: Piss off.

Donquixote Doflamingo: Naw, I just wanted to talk D:

Sir Crocodile: Last time you said that I ended up strapped to a… I'm not even gonna say it.

Donquixote Doflamingo: That was fun ;)

Bon Clay: Oh, is this a new relationshiiip~?

Donquixote Doflamingo likes this

Donquixote Doflamingo: Yep, pretty much

Donquixote Doflamingo: Crocodile, let's hook up

Donquixote Doflamingo: Tonight. On my ship.

Miss All Sunday: I'll bring the camera.

Sir Crocodile: ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Sir Crocodile: DOFLAMINGO I'M BLOCKING YOU.

Donquixote Doflamingo: ):


Roronoa Zoro and Wadou Ichimonji are in a relationship

Wadou Ichimonji:

Roronoa Zoro: Take this over to the inbox

Wadou Ichimonji:

Blackleg Sanji: WTH?


Miss All Sunday and Monkey D Luffy are now friends

Miss All Sunday and Monkey D Luffy like this

Roronoa Zoro: What the hell Luffy?! She's the enemy!

Monkey D Luffy: shi snt a bad prson!

Miss All Sunday: *She isn't a bad person!

Monkey D Luffy: shi helpz wif mi speling!

Miss All Sunday: *She helps with my spelling!

Monkey D Luffy: C?

Miss All Sunday: *See?

Miss All Sunday: Hello Strawhat.

Monkey D Luffy: hi miss all sunday!

Miss All Sunday: Thank you for sending a request.

Monkey D Luffy: its k!1! xD last nit was crazy

Miss All Sunday: Indeed it was.

Captain Usopp: Wait what?

Monkey D Luffy: Can we do it again?

Miss All Sunday: Sure.

Captain Usopp: What are you guys talking about?

Nami: Did… did Luffy just spell an entire sentence properly?

Nami: With proper grammar and everything?

Nami: O.o


Blackleg Sanji likes Nami's photo.

Blackleg Sanji likes Nami's photo.

Blackleg Sanji likes Nami's photo.

Blackleg Sanji likes Nami's photo.

Blackleg Sanji likes Nami's photo.

Blackleg Sanji likes Nami's photo.

Blackleg Sanji likes Nami's photo.

Blackleg Sanji likes Nami's photo.

Blackleg Sanji likes Nami's photo.

Blackleg Sanji likes Nami's photo.

Blackleg Sanji likes Nami's photo.

Blackleg Sanji likes Nami's photo.

Blackleg Sanji commented on Nami's photo.

Blackleg Sanji likes Nami's photo.

Blackleg Sanji likes Nami's photo.

Blackleg Sanji likes Nami's photo.

Blackleg Sanji likes Nami's photo.

Blackleg Sanji likes Nami's photo.

Blackleg Sanji likes Nami's photo.


Monkey D Luffy posted on Sir Crocodile's wall.

Monkey D Luffy: I challenge you to a duel on Yu-Gi-Oh network!

Sir Crocodile: What?

Monkey D Luffy: You. Duel me. Now.

Miss All Sunday: I'm so proud of Strawhat… he's really picked up on spelling and grammar.

Sir Crocodile: What the hell does Yu-Gi-Oh have to do with anything?

Monkey D Luffy: Just duel me! I'm bored!

Sir Crocodile: Fine.


Tony Tony Chopper added a new photo – with Captain Usopp

Captain Usopp, Monkey D Luffy, and 506 others like this.

Captain Usopp: Haha! That trampoline was great!

Tony Tony Chopper: The cotton candy was really yummy too.

394 otherslike this.

Captain Usopp: Chopper, how do you get so many likes?

Tony Tony Chopper: I don't know.

100,000,000 otherslike this.

Idiotic Facebook Girl: omg chopper we luv u so much

Idiotic Facebook Girl2: I like = I prayer for Chopper

2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 others like this

Miss All Sunday: That's…. physically… impossible…

Chopper: …?

Fucking the entire universe likes this.


Brook was tagged in Brook's photo- with Brook at Florain Triangle.

Brook: Yohoho! Taking selfies in the toilet!

Brook likes this

Brook: your betiful

Brook: Why thank you, kind sir.

Brook: #swagger

Brook likes this

Brook: How can I even access internet here?

Brook: Do I even have a toilet?


Miss All Sunday and Robert Downey jr are now friends.

Cloud: Because fuck you that's why.


Roronoa Zoro shared a link on Blackleg Sanji's wall

Roronoa Zoro: Thought you might like this- watchxxx

Blackleg Sanji: Fuck you, shitty moron.

Roronoa Zoro: *troll face*

Blackleg Sanji: fight me irl

Roronoa Zoro: #yolo

Blackleg Sanji: DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

Roronoa Zoro: Dude, you've seen me lift a million tonnes on the Merry a hundred times before.

Blackleg Sanji: YOU HAVE RUSTLED MY JIMMIES.

Blackleg Sanji: COME AT ME BRO

Nami: *brings popcorn*


Portgas D Ace messaged Monkey D Luffy

Portgas D Ace: Oi, Luffy. I need to ask you something.

Monkey D Luffy: yeh what is it

Portgas D Ace: Who taught you how to write… better?

Portgas D Ace: Who?

Monkey D Luffy: mis all sunday her real name is robin thugh lol

Portgas D Ace: Why does she have a fake name?

Monkey D Luffy: i dunno

Portgas D Ace: alright


Nami updated her status

Nami: You guys are all peasants. I'm leaving Facebook.

Miss All Sunday, Vivi Nefetari and 6 others like this

Nami: HOW CAN YOU LIKE THIS IM LEAVING

Miss All Sunday: I like your shoelaces.

Nami: Thanks I stole them from

Nami: wait what no

Nami: no blogging with the enemy

Miss All Sunday: Sorry, that was just a social experiment.


Roronoa Zoro likes the page Swordsman Memes


Trafalgar Law messaged Eustass Kidd

Trafalgar Law: Merry Christmas!

Eustass Kidd: dude it's 9.00 don't spoil anything

Trafalgar Law: Dude

Trafalgar Law: dont ruin my fun

Trafalgar Law: just shut up and say merry Christmas back like a good girl

Eustass Kidd: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

Eustass Kidd: AND A CRAPPY NEW YEAR

Eustass Kidd: I HOPE EVERYONE GETS WHAT THEY FUCKING WANTED

Trafalgar Law: I HOPE SANTA GETS MAULED DELIVERING YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Eustass Kidd: I DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA

Eustass Kidd: I BELIEVE IN SATAN FUCKERS


Miss All Sunday and Sir Crocodile are no longer friends


Miss All Sunday changed her name to Nico Robin


Nico Robin joined the group Straw Hat Pirates

Monkey D Luffy, Nami and 5 others like this

Roronoa Zoro is conflicted over this

Nico Robin: AWYISS, GOT IN WITH THE COOL GUYS

Nico Robin: Uhm...

Nico Robin: I mean...

Nico Robin: Thank you for letting me join.


Kuzan posted on Sakazuki's wall

Kuzan: What is your profile picture anyway

Kuzan: Why are you drunk on it

Kuzan: Why are you saying yolo

Kuzan: Why are you alive

Sakazuki: STFU you dont kno what ive been through


Roronoa Zoro updated his status

Roronoa Zoro: I don't consider a boy to become a man when they are 18. I only consider them a man when they are as swift as a coursing river, have all the force of a great typhoon, with strength like a raging fire and are as mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Monkey D Luffy, Captain Usopp and 3 others likes this

Blackleg Sanji: I am such a man!

Blackleg Sanji: "Now I really wish I knew how to swim!"

Roronoa Zoro: You are as rough as Niagra falls, you have the force of a tiny breeze, you've got the strength of ashes and you're about as mysterious as a rock.

Monkey D Luffy, Nami and 2 others like this

Nami: BUUURN


First of all, I'm not intending on any bashing, okay?

Secondly, I like your shoelaces. Kudos to anyone who can answer correctly.