I hope everyone is having a nice Christmas Eve! :D I've gotten in the mood to write Christmas drabbles! I hope you enjoy! :D

Disclaimer: If I said yes would you even believe me? Haha xD


Not So Secret After all

"What do you think you are doing idiot captain?" Zoro snapped.

Luffy was holding a stick that had mistletoe on the end of it over the swordsman and the navigator.

"It's Christmas!" Luffy cheered.

"Luffy..." Nami gritted her teeth. "He means what are you doing with the mistletoe!" She never wanted to hit him so badly before in her life. Did he ever think of the consequences of his actions?

"It's tradition!" Luffy sang, not realizing the murderess intent coming from the two... Or he just chose to ignore it.

"I'm not kissing that lazy idiot!" Nami glared at Luffy and then at the green-haired swordsman like it was his fault. "Not even for 100000 beli!" Nami huffed and crossed her arms across her chest.

Luffy frowned and tilted his head to the side in a confused manner."But you do it all the time in the crows nest."

Zoro and Nami froze in place and their eyes widened, as they stared at their captain. How did he know? They were certain that they were careful and to make matters worse the whole crew were in the room when he said that. A plate crashing to the floor brought the two back out of their thoughts.

"W-what?" Sanji stuttered. There was no way the cook could believe what his captain was saying was the truth. He must of mixed up the meaning of Christmas with April Fools. It was the only possible explanation, his Nami-swan would never go near the marimo. Right? Sanji was nearly in tears at the thought of it.

Robin chuckled. "Seems like the cat is out of the bag."

"So it's not a secret anymore?" Chopper asked.

"I don't think so." Usopp said.

"We don't have to pretend we don't know anymore." Frankly cried happily.

Zoro and Nami were too shocked to speak. How much of the crew knew? Well Robin wasn't too much of a shock, it was Robin after all. She always seemed to know what was going on.

Luffy grinned again and waved the mistletoe in front of them again. "Well?"

At that moment Zoro was close to breaking point.

"Can I see Nami's panties?" Brook asked Zoro seriously.

That said point was then broken. "Run." Zoro said threatening as a dark aura admitted from his body.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Luffy and Brook screamed as they ran away from the swordsman.

"Why Nami-swan? Why marimo?" Sanji was currently clinging to the navigators leg, as she tried to pry him off. This was one of the reasons that her and Zoro decided to keep it a secret. "Anyone but that idiot!"

The End.


This is my Christmas gift to you! :) You can return the favor and leave a little review! xD I want to thank my bff(xoxInnerHollowxox) for going over this for me! :)