A/N: I do not own Doctor Who nor the Christmas song I modified. This is purely just for fun. Look forward to a future story about the Doctor though co-written by 1pandamanypanda.

River Together

Doctor

I shot the TARDIS out in space, somebody snitched on me.

I slapped the Doctor 'cross his face, somebody snitched on me.

I killed the Doctor in Berlin, then in Utah did it again, that's why I am in prison, somebody snitched on me.

Chorus:

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas, Amy and Rory are mad. Oh I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas cuz I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I got her stolen as a child, somebody snitched on me.

In a jail she's been exiled, so nobody'd snitch on me.

Cuz I faked my death to get ahead, now the universe thinks I'm dead, so you can deflate your head,

Somebody snitched on me. (Glaring at River)

Chorus

I destroyed all time on Earth, somebody snitched on me.

I gave you a real wide berth, somebody snitched on me.

You wouldn't tell me who you are, that'd take spoilers way to far, I guess it's time to end this war cuz somebody snitched on me.

Chorus

I tried to peek in River's book, somebody snitched on me.

So I gave him a nice right hook, somebody snitched on me.

I handcuffed him to a metal pole, looks like you are on a roll, you even turned on me my own console,

Somebody snitched on me.

Chorus

So you better be good whatever you cuz if you don't I'm warning you, you'll get nuttin' for Christmas!