A/N: I'm updating again c:
Apparently, I referenced to things I didn't even know I referenced to, haha :D

Anyway, I hope you guys are all enjoying this and I hope it's helping cheer you up J
Writing it and getting reviews, follows and favourites is certainly helping cheer me up :D

Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin, unfortunately.

Sorry for my awful writing and please forgive me if I make spelling and grammer mistakes. Feel free to critique/criticise anything; I don't mind.


"I'm so hungry right now, I could just eat you all raw." Gwaine slurred, pointing to each one of them and then to his stomach.

"Of course you could, Gwaine." Percival laughed. "I think you've just drank waaay too much."

"Or too little."

"Definitely too much."

"Ooh, I just remembered about my secret stock in my left boot." Gwaine grinned, pulling a bottle out of his boot. "Hello my sweet child."


"Leon and that tree sitting in a-"


"What? It's catchy."


"WHAT'S HAPPENING?" Gwaine gasped, slapping himself in the face. "My armour is moving and it's making my arm move and hurting me."

"Whatever helps you sleep at night." Leon said simply, not believing him. Merlin and Mordred looked at each other and burst into laughter, having fun with their childish tricks.


"Arthur?" Gwaine said, giggling to himself.


"I farted again."


"The flower said I wish I was a tree, the tree said I wish I could be a different kind of tree." Gwaine began singing, smiling to himself. "The cat wished that it was a bee. The turtle wished that it could fly, really high into the sky, over rooftops and then dive, deep into the sea."

"What is he singing about now?" Leon said impatiently.

"And in the sea there is a fish, a fish that a secret wish, a wish to be a big cactus with a pink flower on it."

"I'm going insane." Arthur said for the ten millionth time. "I'm actually going mental."

"The yeti said, I want to be a sea monster so I can swim in the sea with all the sharks."

"I'll be like him soon, babbling on about weird things with wishes and singing random songs."

"A rattlesnake said I wish I had hands so I could hug you like a man and then the cactus said, don't you understand?!"

"And then Guinevere will have to rule because a mental person cannot."

"MY SKIN IS COVERED WITH SHARP SPIKES, THEY'LL STAB YOU LIKE A THOUSAND KNIFES! A hug would be nice, but hug my flower with your eyes."

"ARTHUUUUR!" Merlin whispered in the King's ear, making him jump to attention. His eyes were wide with something like terror and his heart began beating rapidly. He glanced around and jumped again, the sight of Merlin's face scaring him.

"Did I scare you?" Merlin laughed, proud of himself.



"Are you pregnant with the tree's babies, Leon?" Gwaine grinned.

"Why would you say such a thing?" Leon gasped, clearly offended.

"You're fat."


"Watch this." Mordred telepathically said to Merlin. The young warlock turned his attention to his druid friend and watched as he had his fun. Mordred's eyes glowed amber and patches of grass around Gwaine turned to fire. The drunken knight sprang to his feet, jumping into some type of fighting position to defeat the flames.

"I'm gonna hurt you!"

"Who are you talking to, Gwaine?" Arthur said impatiently, turning to the knight who still in his fighting stance.

"Those horrible flames."

"I think you're hallucinating." Arthur said bluntly, failing to see any flames. Gwaine looked at the grass where the flames had recently been and winced, confused as to why they'd gone.

"But- but-"

"Gwaine, go to sleep." Leon said, laying down himself.

"When they are all asleep, we can have some real fun." Merlin telepathically laughed.


"Gwaine, get off me!" Percival gasped, his cheeks burning red.

"But you're my teddy bear!"


"And then they all lived in my stomach." Gwaine whispered, drifting off to sleep.

"Thank you for keeping us awake with your terrible story." Arthur muttered."

"Why can't we swap?" Percival whined, not liking having Gwaine wrapped around him and snuggling his face into his shoulder.

"Because you're Gwaine's teddy bear." Arthur laughed.


"What shall we do first?" Mordred asked, eyes glinting with excitement. Merlin grinned, trying to think of some exciting tricks.

"We'll think of something."


"Where's my teddy bear? The fuck am I flying for?" Gwaine gasped as his eyes flickered open. He flailed his arms around, trying to get back to his precious 'teddy bear.' Mordred's eyes glowed amber and Gwaine plummeted back down to the floor, his fall slowly as he got closer. He laughed softly on Percival and wrapped his arms around him. Gwaine got himself comfortable and then slipped back into his dream world, concluding that what he'd just experienced was also a dream.


"Did you just give Arthur donkey ears again?" Mordred chuckled, trying to quietly laugh.

"Maybe." Merlin grinned.


"That was awful." Merlin groaned, covering his face.

"What?" Mordred asked curiously.

"Gwaine just farted."


Arthur opened his eyes, concluding that he could sleep no longer. The bright sunlight had woken him up, and he had to find a way to get out of the 'cage' before he became like Gwaine.

"Alright everyone- hee-haw." Arthur frowned at himself, wondering what had happened. Mordred and Merlin, who were pretending to be asleep, had to bite their lips to stop themselves from laughing. "Let me try that- hee-haw. Hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw."

"Who let a donkey in?" Percival groaned, opening his eyes and trying to loosen Gwaine's grip. The sleeping knight held tight and Percival sighed, giving in.

"I'm not a- hee-haw."

"Arthur?" Percival said, trying to stifle a laugh.

"This is not funny, this is- hee-haw!"

"It is a little funny." Percival said slowly.

"No, it's- hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw."



"Um…" Percival began slowly. "You have donkey ears and a donkey tail. Also, you, um. You've lost your trousers."


I know it's not as long as it normally is, but I wanted to upload it this morning instead of tomorrow because I'm going to be fairly busy today and I don't know if I'll have another chance to get back on:/

The donkey features aren't the only thing Mordred and Merlin did :')
But you are just gonna have to wait and see xD