A/N: Mehhhh. Another cross over. Ew. But yay. Mixed feelingsā€¦. Why does that remind me of middle school? Lol.

Edward was walking and passed a strange man with a completely white body, suit, and hat. He was ugly and stupid looking. The man stopped Ed and pointed his cane at him.

"FOOL! You are too short to pass by me without nodding in appreciation of my superiority!"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT?!"