Author's Note: Well, if you read One Piece: Parallel Works, you know about my issues with my laptop and how I ended up with a new one. This is why this chapter is late.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
After breakfast, Robin had something to tell Nami.
"Sanji and I need some alone time together. Why don't you go out for now, and we'll call you when we're going to join you?" Robin suggested.
"Fine by me. When do you think you're going to join me?" Nami asked.
"Sometime around this afternoon," Sanji answered. "Just go out and enjoy yourself."
"Okay then..." Nami said with a sigh as she grabbed her bag. "I'll see you soon."
"That'll be $25."
Currently, Nami was shopping in a store on the Strip, but she couldn't find her wallet.
"Damn it! How did I leave my wallet in the room?!" Nami thought to herself as she looked around her bag for her wallet. "Excuse me, do you mind if you hold my purcahses? I need to go get my wallet."
"Go right ahead," The store clerk said before Nami ran off. A few minutes of running and standing in an elevator later, Nami arrived at her hotel room.
"Finally... I might want to rest up for a bit before leaving..." Nami said as she entered the room and grabbed her wallet. But, before she could leave, she heard strange sounds coming from the bedroom.
Nami took a quick glimpse into the bedroom. However, that proved to be a grave mistake, since Nami was now staring at a naked Sanji on top of Robin. Mentally scarred, Nami silently left the room and headed to the elevators in a panic.
"Oh, my God! I just caught my fianceé in bed with his best friend! Why is this happening?!" Nami thought to herself as she got out her phone and dialed the first number that came to mind - Luffy's number.
"No, Luffy. Following Zoro means getting hopelessly lost and ending up in a bad neighborhood after dark. And, yes, that happened to us before. All we wanted to do was go to the Target down the street for some chips and soda for a party, and we almost ended up getting shot by some guy in a feathery pimp coat who called himself 'Donquixote Doflamingo'."
Currently, Luffy, Zoro, and Usopp were wandering the streets of L.A., looking for something to do.
"Where are we, Usopp? Did Zoro get us lost?" Luffy asked Usopp.
"I didn't get you guys lost! I found you those restrooms when you needed them earlier!" Zoro yelled.
"They were in a sketchy area of town, Zoro. Didn't you see that hobo who looked like my dad harass me for a hundred dollars in 'tax collection'?" Usopp asked Zoro.
"Oh, that was just Yasopp on a bad day!" Zoro argued.
"Zoro, my dad took a shower, brushed his teeth, and shaved today. He planned to stay home today and play pool with Shanks-sensei, Lucky Roux, and Beckmann-sensei," Usopp explained.
"How do we know he wasn't lying?" Zoro asked as the three stopped at a crosswalk.
"Because he was putting snacks and drinks out for his friends when I left the house!" Usopp argued as the three crossed the street. Then, Luffy's cell phone went off. Luffy reached for it, but Zoro slapped his hand.
"Oi, watch where you're walking," Zoro warned.
"Look who's talking," Usopp said under his breath as they got onto the sidewalk. Luffy pulled out his phone, right when Nami was leaving her message.
"I know this may sound crazy, but I walked in on Sanji and Robin having sex! I don't know what to do -"
Usopp grabbed Luffy's phone and tried to cover the speaker with his thumb.
"Woah. TMI, Luffy," Usopp said. "Turn your phone volume down next time."
Usopp handed the phone back to Luffy, who pocketed it.
"Wait... Did Nami just say that Sanji was having sex with Robin?" Zoro asked. Luffy and Usopp stopped in their tracks.
"What?!" Luffy and Usopp cried. A few minutes later, the three were huddled in the back booth of a busy restaurant, replaying Nami's message.
"Luffy, are you there?! I need to tell you something urgent. I know this may sound crazy, but I walked in on Sanji and Robin having sex! I don't know what to do about this! Call me back, and don't you dare tell anyone else about this!"
"Well, she didn't tell us what would happen if Usopp and I accidentally eavesdropped," Zoro pointed out. Usopp sighed as he took a sip from his soda.
"What are we going to do?" Usopp asked his two friends.
"Let's go to Heathcliffe!" Luffy suggested.
"Luffy, what good would that do? Nami just said in the message that we can't tell anybody about this. Plus, there's a chance that she already spoke to Heathcliffe about it," Usopp explained.
"How about Kazuma and Yuki-Rin?" Luffy suggested.
"Over my dead body!" Zoro cried.
"Nami probably talked to Vivi, too."
"Sick with food poisoning."
"Bonney and Law?"
"Went to Portland, Oregon, for spring break."
"Why would we ask her?"
"How about your dad, Usopp?"
"Luffy, I don't think my dad would be willing to help a bunch of teenagers in regards to the sex life of a friend's fianceé."
"Ace and Sabo?"
"Why do you want to pull your brothers into this?!" Zoro cried. "And, besides, Nami's coming home tomorrow."
Zoro's cell phone then rang.
"Talk to me. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah, we'll come pick you up. What time? Sounds like a reasonable time. See you then."
Zoro hung up.
"That was Nami. She said that she's not feeling well, and she's coming home early. We're picking her up."
Ending Note: Review if you want to see Nami again. Or Heathcliffe, if you're a girl.