I did say I wasn't going to do anymore for the rest of the year, but I had to write something to get K's last episode off my mind. So I thought of this while re-watching Kuroko no Basket. I ran out of ideas by the third one, though.

If there's a part you don't understand, just feel free to ask.

Let's go!

Disclaimer: I do not own Kuroko no Basket and its franchise.


On the first day of Christmas my shadow gave to me,

One ignite pass right smack in the face! (That hurt!)

On the second day of Christmas my shadow gave to me,

Two heart attacks (Stop scaring me, oi!),

And an ignite pass right smack in the face!

On the third day of Christmas my shadow gave to me,

Three alley-oops,

Two heart attacks (seriously, stop it),

And an ignite pass right smack in the face!

On the fourth day of Christmas my shadow gave to me

Four awesome fouls (it's not my fault!)

Three alley-oops,

Two heart attacks,

And an ignite pass right smack in the face!

On the fifth day of Christmas my shadow gave to me

FIVE KISEKI (no Sedai members chasing after me!)

Four awesome fouls,

Three alley-oops,

Two heart attacks,

And an ignite pass right smack in the face!

On the sixth day of Christmas my shadow gave to me

Six Vanishing Drives (Get back here with the ball, you moron!)

FIVE KISEKI…!

Four awesome fouls,

Three alley-oops,

Two heart attacks,

And an ignite pass right smack in the face!

On the seventh day of Christmas my shadow gave to me

Seven rounds of bed-hair (Go comb it down already!)

Six Vanishing Drives,

FIVE KISEKI!

Four awesome fouls,

Three alley-oops,

Two heart attacks,

And an iginte pass right smack in the face!

On the eight day of Christmas my shadow gave to me

Eight puppy-eyed stares (GET THAT DOG AWAY FROM ME!)

Seven rounds of bed-hair,

Six Vanishing Drives,

FIVE KISEKI!

Four awesome fouls,

Three alley-oops,

Two heart attacks,

And an iginte pass right smack in the face!

On the ninth day of Christmas my shadow gave to me

Nine vanilla shakes (Spilled on my lap no less!)

Eight puppy-eyed stares,

Seven rounds of bed-hair,

Six Vanishing Drives,

FIVE KISEKI!

Four awesome fouls,

Three alley-oops,

Two heart attacks,

And an ignite pass right smack in the face!

On the tenth day of Christmas my shadow gave to me

Ten faces a smackin' (THAT HURT! And what is that supposed to mean?)

Nine vanilla shakes,

Eight puppy-eyed stares,

Seven rounds of bed-hair,

Six Vanishing Drives,

FIVE KISEKI!

Four awesome fouls,

Three alley-oops,

Two heart attacks,

And an ignite pass right smack in the face!

On the eleventh day of Christmas my shadow gave to me

Eleven Phantom Shots (Nice shoot! But aim at the hoop, not me!)

Ten faces a smackin'

Nine vanilla shakes,

Eight puppy-eyed stares,

Seven rounds of bed-hair,

Six Vanishing Drives,

FIVE KISEKI!

Four awesome fouls,

Three alley-oops,

Two heart attacks,

And an ignite pass right smack in the face!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my shadow gave to me

Twelve knuckle bumps (Well done, partner!)

Eleven Phantom Shots

Ten faces a smackin'

Nine vanilla shakes,

Eight puppy-eyed stares,

Seven rounds of bed-hair,

Six Vanishing Drives,

FIVE KISEKI!

Four awesome fouls,

Three alley-oops,

Two heart attacks,

And an ignite pass right smack in the face!


OMAKE:

"Kagami-kun, your face looks terrible."

"Who was the one who shot ignite passes at my face twelve days in a row, huh?!"

"And there's something white on your pants near your… don't tell me you…"

"IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK! And who was the cause of it, huh?!"

"Ah! I found Kagamicchi!"

"Kagami! You're not getting away!"

"Oha-Asa says that my luck would improve if I defeat a Leo today."

"Atsushi. If you manage to catch Kagami, I'll treat you to a year's worth of Maiu-bou."

"Really? I'll do my best to catch Kaga-chin, then."

"EVERYONE; GET HIM!"

"GAHHHHHH!"

"Poor Kagami-kun," Kuroko sighed, taking another sip of his milkshake.

Completely unaware that he's the source of the red-head's misfortune, of course.


Note: In case you didn't get number ten, please rewatch Seirin's match with Seihou. Yes, the scene after Koganei fell and knocked himself out cold.