Yes.IT HAS RETURNED! TO HAUNT YOUR DREAMS AND RETARD YOUR SLEEP FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!

Part one, lovingly crafted by DeadeyeDave.

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Part one: DeadeyeDave invades the fic and alliterates

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Everyone was sitting around the house. They all were bored, so...

Skull Kid: HEY EVERYONE! I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO! WE CAN SCULPT A MODEL OF HYRULE CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF POTATOES!

Link: Sheesh! What's wrong with Misty D today?

Zelda: This is the most _random_ chapter yet! Even Misty's not _this_ random! I mean, come on, potatoes?

Ominous Male Voice: That's right, M. D.'s out of commission today! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Malon: Where are you? Show yourself!

OMV: Uhhh, sorry, I'll have to get back to you on that...I haven't inserted myself yet. Self insertion, ACTIVATE! ::Computer screen glows::

Everyone: IEEEEEE!

OMV: Ha ha ha! Now behold your worst nightmare!

Darunia: Who are you?

OMV: Geez, are you people hearing impaired or something? I'm your worst nightmare! I just said that!

Rauru: No, he means, 'what's your name.'

OMV: Ooooooooooh...why didn't he say so! I am........::there is a puff of smoke:: DEADEYEDAVE! ::DeadeyeDave walks in through door::

Mido: Wait, what was with the smoke?

::DeadeyeDave shruggs::

Ruto: Hey! Look at my new smoke grenade!

Everyone else: ::rolls eyes, slaps forehead::

DeadeyeDave: And now, you digital disasters of degenerative detestableness, I...

~*Misty Dawn*~: Wait! Who are you? And what are you doing in my fic?

DeadeyeDave: I've said it before and I'll say it again...I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!

::M. D. rolls eyes::

DeadeyeDave: Ooooh, another trick question! I'm DeadeyeDave.

~*Misty Dawn*~: Listen, I don't care anymore! Just get out of my fic!

DeadeyeDave: Ohh, that's where you're wrong! IT'S MY FIC NOW!

~*Misty Dawn*~: You mean...

DeadeyeDave: YES! It came to me in a dream...Custardbiscutlampreyferretbelchmonger, God of Randomness, told me, "DeadeyeDave! Liqufy your bicuspids! Peach bathtub buffalo mint stub! Pasta putty extention rewind of gyrating importance! Seagulls explode with favoritism, and the fling orbit moon gas energizes the zygomorphic helions of the antisocial pant squirrels!" And so, the gods have spoken! The fic is mine!

~*Misty Dawn*~: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You've got to let me stay! I've got nowhere else to go!

DeadeyeDave: All right, you can stay...as long as you don't eat too much.

::~*Misty Dawn*~ scurries over into a corner, mumbling gibberish. The Zelda characters stare blankly::

DeadeyeDave: Now, you pucelanimous piles of pathetic peripatetic preposterously puny pukes! Time for some randomness!

Link: You've already been random for the entire chapter. And now it's over! You've got to do that ending thing!

DeadeyeDave:Ohhh, yeah...

Well, you raucously rudimentary rigorous roster of readers of ridiculously random randomness! *Ahem* WHAT are the repercussions of DeadeyeDave's takeover? WHY has he come here? WHAT will he have the characters do? WILL the Skull Kid ever get his potato castle model? WHY DO I SPEAK IN CAPITALS ALL THE TIME? WHY? WHY?!?!?!?!? Find out the other stuff (the last one will never be explained) and more randomness next time! So long, suckers!