A/N; Hi guys!

Thank you for the support and going out of your way to show it by favouriting, following and reviewing! I love seeing your reviews since you make me smile hahaha;;;

Here's chapter three ;)

(On the contrary, I won't be able to update for a while, so I tried to get this out as soon as possible, so you won't have to wait another six hundred years for the third chapter. I'll try to update as soon as possible/when I can!)


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To: Onion-face Miku

From: Rin

Sent: 15/1/13 3:03PM

Received: 15/1/13 3:04PM

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MIKU.

I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH LEN.

HE'S SQUAWKING AT THE BIRDS IN THE TREES.

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To: Onion-face Miku

From: Rin

Sent: 15/1/13 3:06PM

Received: 15/1/13 3:06PM

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Wait, maybe he is a bird and he might grow wings and fly away.

Oh, that's great. He won't go into my underwear drawers anymore and I won't have to pull his leg hair.

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To: Onion-face Miku

From: Rin

Sent: 15/1/13 3:10PM

Received: 15/1/13 3:11PM

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Now he's run off somewhere, saying he's hungry.

And I'm standing in the park, looking like a loner.

All alone.

In a park.

Alone.

I HAVE NO FREAKING IDEA WHERE HE IS. HELP.

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To: Onion-face Miku

From: Rin

Sent: 15/1/13 3:16PM

Received: 15/1/13 3:17PM

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MIKU, ARE YOU IGNORING ME?

MIKU, DON'T IGNORE ME. DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING.

I LOVE YOU MIKU. I'M SORRY IF I DID ANYTHING WRONG. I'M SORRY FOR BEING AWESOME.

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To: Onion-face Miku

From: Rin

Sent: 15/1/13 3:23PM

Received: 15/1/13 3:24PM

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FINE THEN. BE THAT WAY.

HMMPH.

LEN JUST CAME BACK, SO I'LL BE HAVING MY ICE-CREAM WITH HIM NOW. BECAUSE HE'S MY NEW BEST FRIEND.

MY BIRD-FRIEND. OR WHATEVER.

AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO GO SHOPPING TOGETHER AND WE'RE GOING TO GO INTO SUPRÉ AND TRY ON LOTS OF CLOTHES. BECAUSE WE ARE LIKE, JUST THAT CLOSE.

TTYL, BITCH.

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To: Rin

From: Onion-face Miku

Sent: 15/1/13 3:38PM

Received: 15/1/13 3:40PM

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Oh what? Rin, I was just having a shower.

…And Supré? Really, Rin? I thought you said that store is for sluts.

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To: Miku H

From: Len

Sent: 15/1/13 3:45PM

Received: 15/1/13 3:46PM

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Rin said she isn't talking to you.

And she also mentioned something about 'showering' and 'doing Kaito'.

I'm assuming you know what she means?

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To: Rin

From: Onion-face Miku

Sent: 15/1/13 3:49PM

Received: 15/1/13 3:49PM

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WHAT.

I WASN'T WITH KAITO.

IN THE SHOWER.

HE'S AT HIS GRANDMOTHER'S FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK. YOU SICK, SICK LITTLE GIRL.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THINK THAT WAY.

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To: Len

From: Miku H

Sent: 15/1/13 3:52PM

Received: 15/1/13 3:53PM

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WAIT A MINUTE.

You're with Rin. At the park.

Do I smell a date here? ARE YOU TWO FINALLY GOING OUT?

BECAUSE IF YOU ARE, I WILL SO BE PLANNING YOUR WEDDING.

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To: Miku H

From: Len

Sent: 15/1/13 3:56PM

Received: 15/1/13 3:56PM

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PSH, WE AREN'T ON A DATE. GOSH MIKU, LIKE WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

I mean, shhhh. Yes we are, but I asked her out indirectly by making her think we're going to buy Rin's Mum's birthday present.

Rin would actually burn me alive if she knew my plans.

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To: Len

From: Miku H

Sent: 15/1/13 4:00PM

Received: 15/1/13 4:00PM

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OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. THAT'S SO CUTE.

YOU ARE SO ADORABLE WHEN YOU'RE ROMANTIC, LEN. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY RIN HAS TO DENY THE TRUTH SO MUCH, CONSIDERING YOU'RE SO SWEET.

I'M SURE SHE'LL COME AROUND SOON, THOUGH.

I wish you luck on your date, guvnor.

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To: Rin

From: Onion-face Miku

Sent: 15/1/13 4:02PM

Received: 15/1/13 4:03PM

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RIN, MAKE SURE YOU WEAR PROTECTION WHEN THINGS START GETTING HEATED.

OTHERWISE YOUR EGGS WILL GET BAKED.

TRUE STORY.

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To: Onion-face Miku

From: Rin

Sent: 15/1/13 4:07PM

Received: 15/1/13 4:08PM

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MIKU, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE IMPLYING, BUT IT SOUNDS AWFULLY SUSPICIOUS.

IF YOU'RE IMPLYING TO MY UTERUS, THEN I WILL NOT HESITATE TO STAB YOU.

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To: Rin

From: Onion-face Miku

Sent: 15/1/13 4:10PM

Received: 15/1/13 4:10PM

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OH YAY. THE ICE-QUEEN HAS GIVEN HER RESPONSE!

(I LOAF YOU TOO, RINNY ;D)

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How are you feeling today, Rin?

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LEN'S DAD IS OFFICIALLY AMAZING.

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Rin Kagamine: LEN'S DAD IS OFFICIALLY AMAZING.

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Miku Hatsune: YAY YOU'RE ONLINE! But how?

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Len Kagamine: We convinced my dad that we were going to die without internet so he bought us a new modem.

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Miku Hatsune: YAY FOR LEN'S DAD!

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Meiko Sakine: I AM BACK FROM MY HOLLERDAY FROM HOLLAYWOOD BITCHES. LOOK OUT, 'CAUSE MUMMY MEIKO IS BACK IN TOWN.

Rin Kagamine, Miku Hatsune and 52 others liked this

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Gakupo Kamui: *holiday *Hollywood *because

Rin Kagamine, Luka Megurine and 15 others liked this

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Meiko Sakine: CAN WE NOT, LIKE, TRAMPLE ACROSS MY AMAZING STATUS WITH FAG ATTITUDE, GAKUPO? Please take your grammar-naziness and put it elsewhere.

Miku Hatsune, Kaito Shion and 5 others liked this

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Luka Megurine: Nobody likes you, Meiko. Go back to where you came from.

Rin Kagamine, Gakupo Kamui and 18 others liked this

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Miku Hatsune: OHHHHH THE BURN.

Luka Megurine, Rin Kagamine and 11 others liked this

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Len Kagamine: Meiko: 0 Luka: 1

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Len Kagamine posted on your wall.

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Len Kagamine – Rin Kagamine: Next time you decide walking around the house naked, please be sure that no one else is around.

Sincerely,

Someone who doesn't want to see your non-existent boobs

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Rin Kagamine: WHAT.

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Miku Hatsune: Len, that isn't how you pick up girls.

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Rin Kagamine: I AM A B-CUP, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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Rin Kagamine: And you were home then? Yet you didn't bother telling me?

I'LL GRIND YOUR BRAINS DOWN TO SHIT, LEN. I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE AND ROAST YOU LIKE A CHRISTMAS TURKEY. AND THEN I WILL THROW YOU OVER A CLIFF ATTACHED TO AN ANVIL.

I HOPE YOU END UP BLIND FOREVER. THEN YOU CAN NEVER SEE YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S NAKED BODY. HA.

Kaito Shion, Miku Hatsune and 2 others liked this

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Len Kagamine: I've already seen my girlfriend's naked body ;)

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Rin Kagamine: …You're dead to me.

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Len Kagamine: WAIT NO WAIT RIN I'M SOR

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Miku Hatsune: R.I.P. Len Kagamine, 1996-2013. Still, and forever, a virgin.

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You have received an email from miku-is-fabulous010101.

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To: Kagamine-len27

From: miku-is-fabulous010101.

Subject: DATE

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OH MY GOD. I'M SO SORRY. I FORGOT, BUT HOW DID YOUR SECRET-YET-NOT-SO-SECRET DATE WITH RIN GO?

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To: miku-is-fabulous010101

From: Kagamine-len27

Subject: RE: DATE

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Oh… that. Um, yeah… it went fine… ish.

Until she got her hands on my phone and saw those texts between the two of us—then she dumped her drink over my head and walked off.

It was really awkward and embarrassing after that because we had to catch the bus back home together.

She kinda won't talk to me now. Especially not after the Facebook incident about her being naked… and stuff.

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To: Kagamine-len27

From: miku-is-fabulous010101

Subject: RE: RE: DATE

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Aw Lenny-boo-boo-kins. I'm sure she was just really ecstatic about the date and stuff that she didn't know how to react. You know how Rin gets.

…And that Facebook thing… wasn't cool.

It wasn't cool at all.

I can't pity you over that. Like, you killed it this time. You kind of started driving for your own suicide there.

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To: miku-is-fabulous010101

From: Kagamine-len27

Subject: RE: RE: RE: DAT

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…I know.

Yeah.

So… um, I think we established she hates me at the moment.

Like… I don't even think she likes me, you know? I'm all like, 'LET ME LOVE YOU' and she's like, 'NO STFU BITCH GO GET HIT BY A CAR.'

And so I don't think she actually feels anything about me.

I think she's being pretty serious about this incest thing and all that and it's driving me nuts.

It's dinnertime so I have to go offline now.

Bye Miku.

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To: Luka-Megurine

From: miku-is-fabulous010101

Subject: FW: RE: RE: RE: DA

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LUKA THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

…That's what Len said—typed, I mean.

Do you think he could be… you know, right about this? WHAT HAPPENS IF WE'VE HAD THIS WRONG ALL ALONG?

AND RIN ACTUALLY LIKES SOME PAEDOPHILE ON THE STREET CORNER?

WHAT DO WE DO LUKA?! WE'VE TRIED TO CONVINCE LEN TO BE HONEST ABOUT HIS FEELINGS, BUT NOW I THINK WE'VE JUST BROKEN HIS HEART.

OH NO.

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To: miku-is-fabulous010101

From: Luka-Megurine

Subject: RE: FW: RE: RE: RE: D

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Relax Miku. Hyperventilation won't get you far.

Maybe it's just all a misunderstanding. I mean, about the Rin-liking-Len thing.

But we can fix that. We'll just make Len seem like her ideal-prince-on-a-white-horse. I mean, it's not like Len's bad looking or anything.

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To: Luka-Megurine

From: miku-is-fabulous010101

Subject: RE: RE: FW: RE: RE: RE:

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WHAT. BUT I SWEAR RIN LIKES LEN. OR LIKED HIM. I SWEAR UPON MY SHINY SOUL.

I mean, remember that time in middle school, when she was talking about meeting him on their parent's third date? She was like, "Actually, Len's kind of cute." AND SHE WAS GIGGLING. AND BLUSHING. LIKE A FANGIRL, OBVIOUSLY.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?

WHAT HAPPENS IF SHE WAS JUST TROLLING US?

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE.

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To: miku-is-fabulous010101

From: Luka-Megurine

Subject: RE: RE: RE: FW: RE: RE:

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Well, you have a point there—except, I don't think Rin would go that far into tricking us she liked someone.

Actually, have your ever noticed how awkward Rin acts around Len when he starts (or tries) to flirt with her? I think she does like him, but can't bring herself to the terms he likes her too in the same way, since he's such an idiot.

And she does have pretty low self-confidence. Like, she missed the photo day last year because of a pimple on her chin.

We might need to try making Len seem like a hero to her, so then she confesses her undying love for him.

And then you will leave me alone when I'm trying to watch soap operas.

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To: Luka-Megurine

From: miku-is-fabulous010101

Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: FW: RE:

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…Oh yeah, I completely forgot about that.

WELL ANYWAY. LET'S GET DOWN TO SOME PLOTTING BUSINESS.

I INTRODUCE TO YOU: PROJECT MAKE-RIN-ADMIT-HER-FEELINGS-TO-LEN (ver. 0.2)

I'LL SEND YOU MY FANTASTIC PLANS IN ANOTHER EMAIL.

You better read it, bitch.

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You have received a text message from Len My Ugly Stepbrother.

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To: Rin

From: Len My Ugly Stepbrother

Sent: 16/1/13 5:36AM

Received: 16/1/13 5:36AM

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RIN, I'M SORRY.

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To: Rin

From: Len My Ugly Stepbrother

Sent: 16/1/13 5:48AM

Received: 16/1/13 5:48AM

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PLEASE TALK TO ME, RIN. I SAID I'M SORRY AND I REALLY AM.

I'M SORRY. D:

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To: Rin

From: Len My Ugly Stepbrother

Sent: 16/1/13 5:53AM

Received: 16/1/13 5:54AM

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I KNOW YOU'RE AWAKE.

DON'T IGNORE ME, RIN.

I'M SORRY.

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To: Len My Ugly Stepbrother

From: Rin

Sent: 16/1/13 5:57AM

Received: 16/1/13 5:57AM

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STOP TEXTING ME OR I'LL CUT YOU.

AND I GET IT ALREADY.

OKAY.

FINE.

WHATEVER.

YOU'VE APOLOGISED LIKE TEN TIMES TO ME IN THE LAST THREE HOURS.

NO WONDER I'M AWAKE, DOUCHE BAG.

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To: Rin

From: Len My Ugly Stepbrother

Sent: 16/1/13 6:01AM

Received: 16/1/13 6:01AM

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…I'm sorry D:

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You have received a new message from My Stepmother.

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To: Len

From: My Stepmother

Sent: 16/1/13 6:34AM

Received: 16/1/13 6:35AM

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Oh, I would love a cup of tea, thank you. :)

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To: My Stepmother

From: Len

Sent: 16/1/13 6:36AM

Received: 16/1/13 6:36AM

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I'm not in the kitchen.

I'm still in bed.

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To: Len

From: My Stepmother

Sent: 16/1/13 6:37AM

Received: 16/1/13 6:37AM

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Oh, sure you are, Len.

Look to your left.

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To: My Stepmother

From: Len

Sent: 16/1/13 6:37AM

Received: 16/1/13 6:38AM
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Miku Hatsune has invited you to an event: Dark Forest ^_^

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Dark Forest ^_^

(Being held on 20/1/13, 5:30PM at 'that creepy forest next to our school'.)

GUISE, GUISE. OKAY, SO BEFORE WE GO BACK TO SCHOOL, LET'S ALL GO TO THE DARK FOREST THING. YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE APPARENTLY THAT CHICK COMMITTED SUICIDE AND HER GHOST FOREVER HAUNTS THE PLACE? YEAH. THAT ONE. JUST FOR FUN AND STUFF. We'll be going in pairs. AND I SHALL ARRANGE THEM. MWUAHAHAHAHA.

Anyone who chickens out will have to make out Len Kagamine. No if's or but's. :)

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Len Kagamine – Dark Forest ^_^ (Event): Why do they have to kiss me?

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Miku Hatsune: BECAUSE I SAID SO.

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Facebook Chat (1)

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Miku: PSST. LEN, IT'S PART OF MY PLAN TO GET RIN TO ADMIT HER UNDYING LOVE FOR YOU.

SHE'S AFRAID OF GHOSTS. SHE'LL EXPECT YOU TO BE HER WHITE KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR.

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Len: Oh, okay. As long as I don't have to make out with someone as creepy as Gakupo or anything.

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Rin Kagamine – Dark Forest ^_^ (Event): WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? YOU KNOW I'M AFRAID OF GOATS.

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Rin Kagamine: Sit. I mean ghosts. Stupid autocorrect on my phone.

Meiko Sakine, Len Kagamine and 3 others liked this

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Rin Kagamine: *shot.

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Rin Kagamine: WTF *SHIT. Jesus on a motorcycle. I'm disabling this autocorrect. It's a piece of sit.

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Miku Hatsune: Well, you're either going to have to pucker up to Lenny-boy or tag along, dearie :)

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Rin Kagamine: FRUK YOU, BITCH. DON'T CALL ME DEARIE.

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Len Kagamine: Do you want cola-flavoured lip balm or Fanta-flavoured?

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Rin Kagamine: UGH FINE I'M GOING. AS LONG AS YOU DO NOTHING SNEAKY, ONION-FACE.

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Miku Hatsune: Oh, never. Why would I do something sneaky, Rinny? 8)

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Rin Kagamine: This event reeks of fish. That's why.

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Facebook Chat

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Len: So, if she's coming… what do I do now?

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Miku: Oh, you'll see… ;)

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A/N; Happy New Year, by the way :)

And let me know what you think, please.