So I present to you Chapter 1, Family History
As he walked by Sakura all she could do was stare at him. Naruto decided it would be best if he went to see the Hokage to see if he could switch teams. As he walked to the Hokage's office Naruto was so deep in thought about what just happened that he forgot to put his mask back up. 'It's time the villagers see the real me.'
He then decided that after he meet the Hokage he would get permission to travel to Wave for a while to see Inari and a few other people and train, because he wants to make it back in time for the Chunnin Exams. Hey he's not called the master prankster for nothing. He had to have outside help to get as much information as he has now. But what he didn't know was he was about to get the surprise of his life.
Naruto was so deep in thought he actually went into his mindscape and found well, all he could see was a giant fox with nine tails around it. He thought to himself, even if it does kill me I would not really care so no harm done.
Without the shrillest bit of fear he walked straight up to the fox and then just spoke
"Hello kind beauty from another world" Naruto said without caring
Inside the fox was truly a girl so she was touched by his kind compliment and if tailed could blush, she was blushing up a storm.
"Hello kind young man from the earth." Naruto at the moment was expecting a demonic roar that would probably kill him but instead out cam a melodic voice of a kind lady. She started to shrink, and shrink until she was in her human form. She had what was in Naruto's opinion, the most beautiful woman he ever saw. She had crimson red hair which most people teased her about. Her eyes were red and shining with warmth. She currently had no clothes to wear so there she was a naked Bijuu in a forest of Sakura's (THE TREES) she had a huge chest (please excuse the vulgar part, it was a suggestion), a slender body and Naruto refused to look there.
"Are you having a good time checking me out?" she said suddenly appearing behind him and he could feel her…things pressing up on his back.
"No, I was just about to ask you if you can put some clothes on."
"That is completely for you to decide."
"What do you mean?"
"This is your mindscape Naruto-kun you are Kami here. You can do anything you want"
"Anything? But how?"
"It is your mind, just think what you want to do!"
Poop, poor Naruto, letting his thinking slip and then he had no clothes on and Kyuubi was on top of him both naked.
"Well aren't you a naughty boy. I don't blame you that was my fault… Don't change it" she said stopping him.
"Why not" Naruto desperately pleaded, he was not a pervert.
"You are warm, you don't hate me, and it's very comforting for me here." She said while sniffling a bit.
"Why would anyone hate you? Wait are you crying?"
She did not even have to answer, she was bawling out into his chest and clutching on to him. Something strange happened he just told her to let it all out. Taking the message she continued to cry.
"Now why are you crying"
"I am the cause of your suffering. I am what the Fourth Hokage died sealing into you."
"OH YOU MEAN WHY THE VILLAGERS HATE ME!?"
Kyuubi looked devastated; the second person to like her was flipped like a switch.
"SO YOU ARE THE REASON EVERYON HATES ME, I could not care less. Its only proving that some other village needs me more than this one."
"Thank you Naruto-kun, thanks for not hating me." He hugged her firmly and actually brought her to a kiss. She inwardly smiled and returned it.
"Now how do I get those run away clothes back." He tried a bunch of different methods until they were fully clothed, although Naruto did not have his stupid orange jumpsuit on. He had a set of black pants with many pockets and a kunai holster on both of his thighs. He had a pair of black shoes (the ones he wore in Shippuden) He also had a black long sleeve shirt with many concealed pockets. He had a sword strapped onto his back along with a cloak with a black hood.
Kyuubi was dressed in a black Kimono with a black pair of pants. And it was simple as that. She did not really like wearing clothes.
"Umm Kyuubi-chan what is your real name?"
"My real name is Kasumi."
"Well Kasumi-chan, do you know who my parents were?"
"Your mother was Kushina Uzumaki and my previous Jinchuriki. Your father sealed me into you. He was Konaha's Yellow Flash, the Yondaime Hokage, Minato Namikaze.
"I was the son of the 4th Hokage!" he said with a stunned expression that made Kasumi giggle
"Yes, yes you were."
Naruto got out of his mindscape and walked into the Hokage Mansion.
"I'm here to see jiji."Naruto said to the secretary.
"Okay I'll let him know you're here." She said. "Hokage-sama, Naruto is here to see you." She was still wondering how and where he got his clothes from as of when he walked in, he was wearing his stupid orange jumpsuit and got up wearing a pair of pants and long sleeve shirt with a cloak that came from Kami knows where.
"Okay. You can let him in." replied to Old man.
"Hey, Jiji do you think we can talk?"
Naruto asked as he entered the office. As the aged Hokage looked up at the boy he considered his grandson he couldn't believe his eyes. This boy had just activated the Rinnegan at such a young age to. The only ones every to do that were his mother and uncle. The look of surprise on his face must have alerted Naruto that something was wrong.
"Hey jiji what's wrong? Why are you staring at me?" He asked slightly worried.
"Nothing but have you been seeing things clearly lately?"
"Now that I think about it, yeah. Why?"
"I'll tell you after you tell me why you needed to see me so early in the morning because it's a long story." The aged man replied.
So Naruto went on to explain what happened at the bridge this morning, how he is treated on his team, and how he is always told to be more like Sasuke. And how he's so sick of the way he'd treated every day.
"You see jiji I need to be placed on another team before I lose it and pull an Itachi but on a bigger level. I need to get out of the village for a while to cool down and to learn about the world and its people." Naruto finished slightly begging at the end.
Sandaime just sighed. He had been hoping that Naruto could have made friends with his team but instead they are driving him to the edge where there's no coming back. Kami must really hate him, cause now he has to explain to Naruto about his family and bloodlines. Kami, how he was hoping he didn't have to do this until he was 15.
He sighed for what seemed to be the hundredth time since Naruto came in. When he tells him about his family it could be the push that pushes him over the edge or it could be what brings him back to the Naruto he knew. "Okay Naruto-kun I'll grant your request but first I want to see your true skill that you hide under your mask." He allowed himself to smirk at Naruto's reaction of him finding out his biggest secret besides the Kyuubi.
"Hehe, guess I should have expected this from you. After all you could always read me better than anyone else, especially my so called sensei who is supposed to be the expert on 'underneath the underneath'." Naruto said chuckling. "So how are you going to test my strength?"
"I will test your Ninjustu, Taijustu, and brains in a spar with me."Sandaime explained.
To say the Hokage was amazed at Naruto's fighting ability would be a major understatement. Naruto's form and jutsu's worked together flawlessly.
"Looks like he can use his brain for something other than pranking after all." Thought the Sandaime.
'It's amazing though. I've never seen this style or these justu before. Did he create these all by himself? Wait! I've seen some of these moves before but never together. How and when did someone show him his parent's Taijustu style? But more importantly how did he learn to mix them both together?'
"Naruto how did you learn this style of fighting and these justu? Did someone teach you these or did you teach yourself?" he said, deciding to voice his thoughts.
"Tsh. Like anyone would want to teach the 'Dead Last' or 'The Demon Child'. No I taught myself these since I was about 5 years old. One day I was fooling around with hand signs and as you can see this is the end result. After I created this justu I remembered hearing something about chakra card that tell what your primary affinity is. So I decided to try it out. But when I pushed my chakra into the card three things happened. First, it cut into hundreds of pieces. Then, some of the pieces burnt, soaked, or crumbled. So I started messing around with two elements, which happened to be wind and water. And if you can guess correctly the end result was-"
"Yup. But this ice wasn't like other ice. When I made a thick sheet of it, I tried to burn it to see how durable it was but it wouldn't melt. It only started to melt when I added my wind chakra to the fire. These are just the older ones of my creation; I've created about 8 more ice justu."
"But one day, that happened to be my 7th birthday, the villagers came like usual but when they started throwing things at me, all I could think about was trying to create an ice shield between us so I could get away. But the ice never came instead a wooden dome appeared. I couldn't explain it but I knew that I had made it but what was crazy was I didn't even use hand signs. All I did was think about it. I started training with it and found out I could create trees and plants and even a house. Any way most of my new techniques are wind based. Wind just comes natural to me I guess." Naruto finished.
Sarutobi probably looked like he was about to have a heart attack. This kid started creating his own techniques at the age of 5. Such talent and it was almost wasted by the villagers all because he has the Kyuubi sealed in his gut. "Naruto-kun that's amazing but you haven't explained how you learned that style of fighting."
"Well I started creating this when I joined the academy because they wouldn't teach me the academy style." Started Naruto.
Sarutobi was livid when Naruto told him why he created it. 'How dare they. After I'm done here I'm going to get a team of ANBU to go get me the people that were teaching when Naruto first started off. Looks like Ibiki will finely have some fun.' Thought the aged Hokage while evilly smirking.
"This style I made was altered to 6 different levels to it. Depending on what level the person you're fighting at is what level you use. The people rank for villagers to Kages. But I still need to prefect the Jonin, ANBU, and Kage level, but they won't be as effective as the other levels because there are other shinobi out there that are Jonin and ANBU that are Kage level or stronger. Take the Sannin for example they are one of the strongest shinobi in the Elemental Countries. But I think I might just add all of the levels together." Naruto said.
"You are correct Naruto. There are some people out there that can take me on but are only Jonin. That was very smart of you. It's nice to know that you can use your mind for something other than pranks."
"Hey those counted as training for my speed and stealth."
"Okay. Now from what I gathered from this test is that you maybe border line Chunnin to mid-Chunnin. But I feel with the right sensei you can become almost Jonin level by the end of the chunnin exams. Do you agree?"
"Hai, but I am unsure about the sensei part. A lot of people hate me and I'm not sure if they would want to train me. And I don't want the team I'll be on to suffer because of me."
"Now Naruto, I know a few Jonin and few Anbu who don't hate you that could take you on their team. But I'll see what I can do while you are away. Now let's go get something to eat I'm sure you must be starving."
"Hey Jiji. When are you going to tell me about what was wrong with my eyes this morning?" Naruto suddenly asked.
"I'm sorry. I guess I forgot."
'Old age is finally setting in, huh, Old Man?'
"Let's go to my office and talk about this. Come."
Naruto started to get a feeling that something big was going to come from this 'talk' he was going to have with the Third. 'Wonder what's going to happen?'
*Hiruzen* motioned for the hidden ANBU to leave. When he couldn't feel their presence anymore he put up a barrier. "Now Naruto you have to understand that whatever is said in this room cannot be repeated to anyone, unless they already know some of it and you can trust them with your life. Do you understand?" Hiruzen asked with nothing but the utmost seriousness in his voice.(1)
Naruto nodded in understanding.
"Good. Now first to explain your eyes I have to explain your family. Now while I'm talking I don't want you to interrupt me. Okay?"
"Okay, now tell. Have you heard of a Tsunade or a Jiraiya?"
"Yeah, their two of the three legendary Sannin. But what do they have to do with my paren-" He stopped looking at Hiruzen as if he were just asked to jump off a cliff. "But you can't be serious. They can't be my-"
"You're right. They're not, or at least Jiraiya isn't. Tsunade is your grandmother while Jiraiya is your godfather. Tsunade was the granddaughter of Shodidaime Hokage but she didn't inherit their bloodline. We think it runs through the Y chromosome, but back to Tsunade. She fell in love with this shinobi named Namikaze Dan when she was about 19 and she later found out that she was pregnant but before she could tell Dan, he was killed. Devastated she realized that she couldn't raise a child alone in the middle of the 2nd great shinobi war so she gave him to the orphanage hoping later to take him back when the war was over. Sadly the war lasted 5 more years. She was so upset about losing both her brother and lover in the war that she went into exile for a few years telling Jiraiya that she didn't trust anyone more than him to watch over her son while she was away and train him to be a fine ninja." At this point Hiruzen had a look of pain on his face.
"So Jiraiya did as she asked and raised him. Later when she returned Minato was already 12 years old and on Jiraiya's team. She felt that, being her son he deserved to know the truth. So she told him everything. He later accepted her as his mother and they instantly bonded. Jiraiya stilled played his role as his dad but he didn't want to take the place that should have been Dan's in the first place. Now you know that Minato died sealing the fox. Tsunade was so devastated about losing her son she went into exile again vowing never to return and the worst part is I don't even think she knows you're still alive. Jiraiya was the same after Minato died. He left the village feeling that, he was needed more outside of the village. Now that you know about your father's side of the family I will tell you about your mothers."
"Your mother's name was Uzumaki Kushina. Kushina came from a village in the Water Country called The Whirlpool Village. Now you may be wondering why your last name is the same as the villages, it is because the Uzumaki Clan was the founders of the village thus making them the ruling family sort of like the Kages. The Uzumaki also had a powerful doujustu called the Rinnegan, which was said to be the strongest doujustu in the world. Now Kushina was the youngest child with 1 older brother called Nagato. He was next in line to be heir but he chose not to, he said that he wanted to be the ruler of Ame that he wanted to help Whirlpool expand and grow by having an alliance with Ame, so now Kushina was the only heir but she came to Konoha but she never became a ninja so she was still heir and now that she is dead that title was passed on to you Naruto. You are now heir to not only to the Namikaze but also to the Uzumaki clan and The Whirlpool Village."
At this Naruto looked as if he would die on the spot.
"But wha-ho- BUT HOW AM I GOING TO DO THAT ALL AT ONCE I AM JUST A 10 YEAR OLD.
"I Do not know Naruto, but since your father and mother knew they would have a 99% chance of dying they gave me their secrets, their techniques, family swords, and a message." Saratobi said as he brought out a huge scroll and gave it to Naruto.
"Naruto, this is for you and no one else, keep it safe, keep it secret."
"I will take you home and teach you everything I can and give you all my jutsu before I die."
"Jiji, I know I have troubled Konaha for some reason but just let me tell you this, I spoke to the great Kyuubi no Kitsune."
Saratobi's eyes widened, he talked to the Kyuubi without being mentally disturbed or insane.
"WHAT DID IT SAY! TELL ME EVERYTHING!" he said getting very protective over who he thought of as a grandson.
"First of all Jiji, it is not an 'it' its not a 'he' but a very nice, kind, warm, beautiful, and loving woman."
"TELL… ME…EVERYTHING!" Saratobi yelled for the second time
"Well I had a trip to my mindscape and I saw an orchard of Sakura's (once again THE TREE) and a huge fox with nine tails. Then me not really caring called it a beautiful beast and something about its beauty being from another world. And then she was touched an called me a handsome young man and then I noticed she had no clothes on whatsoever, she manipulated the place and landed on top of me and slamming me to the ground. Then she was crying about making my life the living hell it is and I told her I really could not care less and her real name is Kasumi and I, well sort of have a crush on her."
"That's fine by me, I never really saw the Kasumi to be such a destructive beast, even through her terrifying roars and high killer intent level her eyes told it all. She was a VERY peaceful being. I never really did see her as a demon or, a, demoness."
"Well I assigned a few Anbu members, Haku, and Tenten it is a six man squad because I really need a special squad plus, you really need to get better people to hang around you."
"Ok, well I really want to start learning."
"That is fine by me just you will have to come to the Hokage office with me."
"I think I will give you a room there this apartment is too well known, no one would dare break into the Hokage mansion unless they were suicidal."
"Ok I will just gather my things" he said as he brought out a 3 foot sealing scroll and putt all his things into it, which was not very much, few cups of ramen, some scrolls of jutsu and the jutsu's he made himself, his sword that he managed to steal, and scrolls that the Sandaime just gave him.
"Come on Naruto boy I think that team seven is coming back from a mission, and, judging from their faces, it was a fail." Hiruzen said with a smirk except he did not feel good about ruining Kakashi's record.
They walked to the Hokage mansion but when they got to the market people were about to start throwing things at Naruto but would not DARE try in front of the Hokage.
"Naruto, activate your wood, and ice shield for a moment" Saratobi said with a little bit of Killer Intent leaking.
"Sure thing Jiji" Naruto said as he flipped through some hand signs and got ice, then wood, which was no doubt because of the Rinnegan.
Saratobi could be heard throughout the village yelling at people to make them start treating like his grandson getting some replies like 'how can you claim that demon to be your grandson?' or 'he will kill you soon' at this point the Sandaime's Killer Intent level was flaring dangerously high. A few teams of Anbu rushed into the spot via Shunshin. Naruto formed a small window in his dome before speaking.
"It is ok Jiji it's not like any of their lame projectiles can touch me anyway."
"As you wish now hurry we have to get to the office soon!"
With that said they disappeared. Naruto with a light Shunshin, which, once again was a benefit of the Rinnegan. And Saratobi Disappeared with a fire Shunshin. Leaving the village shocked at how kind the Hokage treated the 'Demon' almost as if he was his real grandson.
They quickly scrambled into place because of the incoming visitors. Hokage was in his chair quickly picking his brush up and started doing paper work. Naruto was in his own little corner studying from a bunch of scrolls next to him, reserving the ones that his parents gave for last. Just then Team 7 came in looking depressed, they never knew how little they were without Naruto.
"Hi Hatake-san, Sasuke-teme, Sakura-buta!" he said leaving Kakashi very mad that he failed his Sensei, Minato, in teaching Naruto and Keeping him safe.
"Hello dobe, what the hell are you doing here skipping the mission? Were you scared?" Sasuke asked with a smirk.
"Oh so you are dumber than you look. If you haven't heard the news, I am no longer part of your pathetic team." Naruto said giving his best, and most intimidating foxy grin.
"I get it YOU are so pathetic that you can't even keep up with us? What a shame and waste of a life!"
"Sasuke I am aware that you may be the last Uchiha in Konaha, but keep talking like that and the son of the Yondaime Hokage here will probably kill you."
Sasuke and Sakura widened their eyes hearing this.
"Really Hokage-sama? You expect us to believe he is the son of the Yondaime. The Yondaime was a Legendary Kage, there is no way a Dobe like Naruto could be his son AND the son of Kushina." Sakura added trying to hide her shock. She was about to say more but was interrupted by Kakashi yelling.
"SAKURA SHUT UP! I WILL NOT LISTEN TO SOME ONE AS PATHETIC AS THE BOTH OF YOU TARNISH MY SENSEI, AND HIS SONS NAME!" Kakashi yelled releasing some killer intent.
"Our Yondaime must be the most pathetic man in the world to have him for a son!" Sakura schreeched turning into her Banshee self again, but was stopped when she found a furious Naruto next to her with a VERY sharp sword at her neck.
"You can insult me, and I could not care less, insult MY father AND I WILL END YOUR LIFE WHERE YOU STAND!" Naruto hollered with his eyes red, and slitted, and he also had a dark and extremely demonic voice.
"Naruto my boy, I could not agree with you more, but you need to calm down." Saratobi said as he chuckled. But in his mind he knew exactly who was responsible for breaking his adopted grandson's mask. The Sandaime's eyes were normally calm, warm, friendly and inviting, but now there cold as ice, shocking some people.
Reluctantly, Naruto lowered his blade, sheathed it and returned to his huge stack of scrolls. Everyone looked at him funny. They thought they knew him so well and that, he would never willingly read a book or a scroll for that matter. Oh so much they know about him indeed! (Little tip, I hate people who don't understand sarcasm)
"So what news of your mission?" Saratobi asked knowing the answer was "failed".
"It was a failed mission." Kakashi answered.
"Ah, but why? Is the Uchiha losing his power? Is Haruno-san losing her touch that she never really had? Or was it because YOU LOST THE ONE PERSON WHO CONTRIBUTED HIS LIFE TO YOUR DAMNED TEAM. THE ONE PERSON WHO HAD MORE POWER THEN ME!" Hiruzen said with a clearly angered tone.
"Hokage-sama, you are, losing you mind. THERE IS NO WAY IN HEAVEN OR HELL THAT DOBE CAN HAVE MORE POWER THAN ME, I AM AN UCHIHA WHO HAS MORE POWER THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED!" The Emo King spoke.
"YOU…TAKE…THAT…BACK!" Naruto said getting as enraged as before, plus activating the Rinnegan. This caused Kakashi's mask to fall out because of how he was widening his eyes, but managed to pull it up before The Emo King and Banshee could see. It caused Sakura to wet her pants. And it caused Sasuke fear, fear that was WAY more intense then when Itachi killed his family.
"Naruto I think it is best if you calm down, I don't want blood in my office!" he said because well HE REALLY DID NOT WANT BLOOD IN HIS OFFICE.
"Ok Jiji, say do mind if I try out a technique?"
"Maybe when we are through with this… joyous meeting."
"Sure!" Naruto said as he spun a three pronged kunai around his finger making Kakashi widen his eye. He knew darn well what technique he was talking about. Soon the kunai went over the tip of his finger and flew into a wall. While Naruto was happily reading about the Hiraishin he flew into the wall head first.
"OW DAMN THAT HURT!"
"DOBE GIVE MY THE SCROLL AND THAT KUNAI NOW!" Sasuke immediately yelled. He too, knew what the technique was.
"Yes Sasuke, he will hand over the scroll and all the kunai's…..when Hell Freezes over and the Devil makes a Snowman." Saratobi said leading to Kakashi bursting into laughter. But soon there comes a time, when even the most calm, quiet, and most of all one eyed Jonin has enough of Sasuke.
"LIKE HELL HE WOULD GIVE OVER THE HIRAISHIN TO A PATHETIC UCHIHA LIKE YOU! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BLOOD AT ALL WITH THE FOURTH HOKAGE! The Hiraishin is bound by blood, I should know because Iam the one who suggested it."
"YOU ACTUALLY TRUSTED THE DOBE WITH THAT POWER? THAT SHOULD ONLY BELON TO A RIGHTFUL LEADER LIKE ME! AND I ALSO SHOULD PROBABLY KILL YOU FOR MAKING IT BOUND BY BLOOD!"
"Like Hokage-sama said WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER AND THE DEVIL MAKES A SNOWMAN!"
Naruto decided he too had enough of Sasuke and tossed him a kunai, making Sasuke grin widely but Naruto was used his newness to the technique as an advantage, he teleported to Sasuke with his fist extended and knocked him out.
"*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL* KAKASHI LOOK WHAT THAT DEMON DID TO MY SASUKE-KUN!"
"I thank him very mu- did you just call him a demon? HUH! DID YOU JUST CALL HIM A DEMON!? THE SON OF THE YONDAIME AND YOU CALL HIM A 'DEMON'?" there was a sound of a bunch of birds chirping and what do you know, Kakashi had a Chidori cackling in his hand.
"KAKASHI! What ARE YOU DOING?
"It is forbidden to speak of the 'burden' Naruto carries, neither the less calling him a demon. Both of these are punishable by death under the Sandaime's laws!"
"Kakashi, I know that but I will forgive it just this once, but, that depends on Naruto. Also like I said before, I DON'T WANT BLOOD ALL OVER MY OFFICE!"
"It is fine by me Jiji just give them a warning.'' Naruto said as he did not really want to see them killed before they knew how much they always relied on them.
"Ummmm, for now I will leave it as, you are all dismissed except Kakashi."
"If I may ask why was I brought here?"
"It is simple Kakashi, you show a great amount of protection over Naruto."
"Minato-sensei gave me the task of protection over his son before he died."
"Kakashi-sensei, I wish you luck with team 7!" Naruto said.
"Thank you Naruto, I will be needing it." Kakashi was happy to once again hear naruto call him Kakashi-sensei.
"So Naruto, how did you already do something close to the Hiraishin?"
"I signed the contract, it was a seal of the Uzumaki clan that allows documents, swords, and jutsu's to be passed to the future generation that holds the same blood as the sealer."
"Have you made any progress with the Rasengan?"
"No one in the right mind would practice the Rasengan with an Uchiha close by!"
"Well naruto do not lie here, do you know of Itachi Uchiha?"
"Yes, of course I know of him."
"I want you to seek him out before the Chunin exams and give him this message."
Naruto's eyes were as wide as plates. Why would he search for a Konaha missing-nin AND give him a message like he was an old friend.
"Are you serious old man?" Naruto said with no humor in his voice.
"Itachi was ordered to kill his clan by the Council. And Naruto, Do not speak a word of this to ANYONE except, maybe, Kasumi. She would want to know of anything before you do it."
"Now for a change of topic let me show you to your new room!"
Hiruzen led Naruto down a hall and a few doors down from Saratobi's bedroom was Naruto's.
"Welcome, and make yourself at home."
His room was like a dream, it had a decent bed, a Large tank on one wall with fish swimming around and for some reason, a well-dressed Octopus. It had rice paper walls, a porch with a stream infront of the railing, a set of chests, a closet and a bathroom.
"Jiji…you…would… actually give this place to me?"
"Of course I would Naruto-kun, and the Octopus talks, it was a friend of the Yondaime, and Kushina as well. I would love to talk a bit more but, I have…things to fight with."
"Jiji before you go, I would like to tell you how to defeat paperwork."
"Naruto… TELL ME AND YYOU WILL NEVER SEE A D-RANKED MISSION IN YOUR LIFE!"
Naruto placed his fingers in a 'Ram' seal and said "Kage Bunshin No Jutsu" (Shadow clone jutsu).
"Naruto this means so much to me!"
The Sandaime, Sometimes referred to as the God of Shinobi, who had lived through 3 great Ninja wars, had never thought about that. He went to his office, made some shadow clones and said "You evil papers I NOW HAVE THE KEY TO DEAFEAT YOU HAHAHAHAHA!" While the shadow clones were doing paperwork, he then went to a wall and banged his head on it repeating "Idiot" every time.
Naruto walked up to the Octopus and it looked like a king.
"Hello young Shinobi, say, if you ever need a good training ground tell me."
"Ok… do you have a name?"
"My name is Kirabi the II, named after my father the Hachibi."
"Did you, by chance know a man named Minato Namikaze?"
"Minato, quit joking around you are asking for yourself."
"I am not Minato, he was my father, though he's dead."
"Minato is….dead?" Kirabi said while dropping a tear if that was even possible.
"Yes, I am his son Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze"
"Minato was my one and only friend, the only person who did not look at me like some hell spawn, who did not treat me like I was some freak who would kill you upon sight."
"I know just how you feel."
"No, no you don't. you have friends. I don't anymore."
"Counting you I only have one friend. My whole life I spent running from villagers who chased me with pitchforks and anything they could find to beat me up with. On my birthday they tie me up and beat the hell out of me."
"You've earned my respect kid, even I didn't have it that harsh. So are you looking forward to learning any jutsu's?"
"I am currently trying to learn the Hiraishin and the Rasengan."
"Your fathers legacy? I helped him come up with those Jutsu's, I would be more than happy to teach them too you."
"So what is this training ground you speak of?"
"You'll see very soon." Kirabi said as he pulled him into the tank and appeared in a bubble and surprisingly there was a scroll about both the Hiraishin and the Rasengan. Naruto started to stare with interest.
"What you thought the Yondaime only made one copy? I would love to start out strait with the Fourths Jutsu's but as I can see, you don't have very many Jutsu's in your arsenal."
"Ok so my affinities are wind, fire, lightning, earth, and water. I also have sub-elements of ice, wood and something like air, it pulls and pushes things away, I am currently seeing if I can use light.
Kirabi was shocked, the kid had ALL of the elements, rare sub-elements, And gravity the element that was discovered and used by Rikoudou Sennin himself.
"I can help you with all of you elements, I don't know how to use any of your sub-elements other than ice, and light I know one jutsu that Minato taught me. Now I have one question. What happens when you channel Chakra into your eyes?"
"I have the Rinnegan as a Doujutsu if that is what you are asking." To back up his statement he closed his eyes and opened them again and Kirabi was shocked, he had thought the Rinnegan was a legend for other people besides Rikoudou Sennin to attain the Rinnegan, but here it is a kid has purple eyes, a black dot in the center and four rings surrounding it.
"I have been around for thousands of years, I think I just might have an idea of how to train the Rinnegan, after all my creator, Rikoudou Sennin, trusted me, with his secrets, he also asked me to give some very special things to the person I deem fit, he also said he must carry the Rinnegan. That man, I see as you Naruto."
Once again, the second time in a day Naruto looked like he either a) was going to pass out, or b) get a heart attack and die of shock.
"He passed on to me special training for the Rinnegan, a summoning contract which I have here." He went into a little hut and brought out a large scroll.
"This is summoning scroll for dragons, the personal summons of Rikoudou Sennin. So just bite your thumb and write your name on the scroll in blood."
Naruto bit his thumb and looked at all the people who were before him and it was Rikoudou Uzumaki, Kushina Uzumaki and now Naruto Uzumaki. He took pride signing some of which was his clans heritage.
"Ah now like I said before, this is the only kind of summon that depands on the type of elemental chakra that you put into it. Say, we are in water, correct?"
"Yes, so all I have to do is pour in water chakra into the hand seals, Simple enough."
"Bingo kid, you really are a sharp needle!"
Naruto bit his thumb and went through the hand seals and then slammed his hand on the ground.
"Hey kid, don't put too much chakra into it or you might blow this place up with a huge water dragon!"
Naruto nodded and summoned a baby dragon.
"Hiya new summoner I is Mikata, I am a new water dwagon pwease tew me how can I be of shervishe?"Naruto now knew she was clearly new infact she had trouble forming any word.
"Hi, I am Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, I was just testing my umm, Summoning abilities?"
"Oh, ok wet me know when you need me." Now Naruto was getting a little bit scared of her say 'wet' instead of 'let'. She poofed out in a swirl of smoke needless to say.
"Hey Kirabi, when I normally see people using the summoning jutsu, the summons just poof out with no shape, why do dragons disappear in a swirl."
"It is simple actually; they are to be summoned by, and only by the Uzumaki clan. So they just are disappearing in your clan symbol."
"Ok, can I get back to training now?"
"Yes, now the Rinnegan gives access to using all elements, sub-elements, Ying-release and Yang-release, and the Ying Yang-Release. Also I am going to train you with the Sage Of The Six Paths technique."
"Ok first what are the Ying and Yang releases?"
"The Ying release or Yin combines spiritual energy and imagination to create anything from pure nothingness. Yang-Release or Yan is a light technique that enables you to breathe life into living or former living beings. In other words if you stay with a person long enough it can revive them, and you can make a sapling turn into a tree in a matter of seconds!"
"Ok, THAT'S COMPLETELY, ABSOLUTELY, SUPREMLY, AWESOME! And….what's the Sage Of The Six Paths?"
"It is basically copies of you, You are all visually linked so it can sometimes eliminate the chance of an ambush, or surprise attacks. The Paths are: The Animal Path, which allows you to summon a wide variety of animals besides Dragons. The Asura Path, which allows mechanical weaponry along with the use of extra limbs, and before you ask, yes you can make one hundred arms. The Deva Path, allows the use of gravity, like use of Shinra Tensei. The Human Path which allows removal of souls and delivers them to the Shinigami himself. The Naraka Path which is used for interrogation and restoration by basically summoning The King Of Hell. The Outer Path, which gives you the ability to revive things, even THOUSANDS of things. And lastly, the Preta Path, this grants Chakra absorption." Kirabi said exposing some of is very Knowledgeable side.
"So what should we start on?"
"Nothing now because time passes extra fast here, so you might want to go to the normal world and eat something?"
"Yeah I am a bit hungry, See you tomorrow Kirabi-sensei!"
'Kirabi-sensei, it actually has a nice ring to it, this might turn out a whole lot better than I thought. Minato, if only you were able to see him, he would make you proud!"
Naruto popped out on his bed from Kami knows where.
"Ah, there you are Naruto; would you like to go for some Ramen?"
"Sure jiji, infact I was just about to go to Ichiraku myself. "
"Well with that knew trick with the Shadow Clone I have a lot more free time to spare."
"Hey Saratobi! Would you mind if Asuma comes with you?" Biwako asked.
(Authors note: For those of you who do not know Biwako is Hiruzen's wife)
"Not at all, I haven't seen him since his last mission!"
"Hi Baa-chan!" Naruto shouted.
Just then some random lady was walking by and heard this and flipped out.
"HEY DEMON BRAT YOU SHOULD SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT TO HOKAGE AND HIS WIFE!"
"Ummm, actually no we both get too much 'Hokage-sama and Biwako-sama' crap from everyone, so its good to hear different. AND DID YOU JUST CALL HIM A DEMON?" Saratobi yelled leaking some of his Killer Intent which recently is being used a lot.
"Oh, umm, Sorry?"
"IT IS FORBIDDEN TO TALK ABOUT THAT NICE GIRL WHO THE YONDAIME SEALED IN NARUTO! IT IS ALSO PUNISHABLE BY DEATH! But you are now the second person who I will just leave with a warning."
The lady was shocked, turned around and walked away.
"Hiruzen what do you mean by 'girl' sealed within Naruto-kun."
"Oh, yes the Kyuubi-no, Kasumi is a girl."
"OK, WHO THE HECK IS KASUMI!"
"Baa-chan Kasumi is the Kyuubi who is a girl who normally uses a human form."
"AHA! I KNEW IT! THAT FOX WAS WAY TO NICE LOOKING TO WILLINGLY ATTACK KONAHA! I KNEW I HAD SEEN A SHARINGAN ON IT!" Upon hearing everything Naruto said Biwako, the Wife of the Sandaime, was bouncing up and down like a fan girl.
"Can we get going? I am pretty sure Naruto is getting hungry."
With that said they found Asuma and went off.
Time Skip No Jutsu (5 minutes later)
"Hi Teuchi-Jiji! Hi Ayame-nee-chan!" Naruto yelled seeing his 'extended family'
"Hi Naruto-kun, Hiruzen-san, Biwako-san, and Asuma-san *gasp* quite a mouthful!" Ayame said while teuchi was chuckling.
"SO WHAT'LE IT BE!" Teuchi yelled striking the I-am-the-greatest-ramen-chef-in-the-world pose.
"I will have 3 Miso Ramens." Naruto said
"I will take one egg Ramen." Asuma said
"Hmmm, one miso Ramen!" Biwako said trusting that 'the Ramen expert' knew exactly what to get
"Same here" Hiruzen added.
"Coming RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT UP! Screw it there are no other customers around!" Ayame and teuchi said in unison causing a few chuckles.
Naruto got his Ramen and said 'Itadakimisu' before snapping his chopsticks
"So Naruto, how exactly did you come across Kasumi?" Biwako asked making Ayame look up and get interested.
"Ooooooooh, Does Naruto-nii-san have a crush?" Ayame teased
"It appears so." Biwako added with a straight face which soon no one could keep and started bursting with laughter. Naruto on the other hand just turned crimson and kept stuffing his face with ramen
"I never have seen Naruto get so red, Do you have a fever?" Hiruzen asked trying to keep a straight face once again.
"N-no I a-am fee-l-ing j-just fine" Inside Naruto was screaming for help but instead he came to find naked Kyuubi lying on the grass, which, did not help. It just added to his blush.
"Naruto is stuttering? Oh Kami we better get him to a hospital!"
"I AM PERFECTLY FINE!" he said turning a new shade of red. It ended with everyone laughing, and Asuma ended up with noodles in his hair, but still laughing.
"NARUTO, if you want to look at me just tell me, you don't have to spy" Kasumi said exposing everything, including her womanhood to him.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH STOP BEING SUCH A PERVERTED FOX KASUMI!" Naruto said aloud but quickly slapping his mouth.
"WHAT? What the hell is going on?" Biwako said
"OH FOR KAMI'S SAKE WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT PERFECTLY GOOD KIMONO AND ALL THE OTHER CLOTHES I GAVE YOU!" Naruto said aloud again.
"Shhhhhhhhh, wait till he comes back." Asuma whispered
"PUT SOME CLOTHES O- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU BURNE- OH KAMI YOU RIPPED THEM TO SHREDS AND BUNED THEM. ARE YOU A CLOTHIST?"
Poor, poor Saratobi, just put a mouthful of noodles and was about to spew it all out.
"NO, NO,NO,NO AND DID I MENTION NO! I AM NOT TAKEING A SINGLE PIECE OF CLOTHING OFF, NEVER!"
Biwako looked like she was going to explode at any moment.
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING! WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THAT SET! ATLEAST GO HIDE BEHIND SOME LEAVES OR SOMETHI- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" At this point Naruto didn't even know he was talking aloud.
Asuma couldn't resist but spew out all his noodles but lucky for him, Naruto only could hear Kyuubi.
"Hey Hiruzen, do you have a strange feeling she is going to take Naruto's virginity?"
"You're thinking the same thing?" Hiruzen said while chuckling a bit.
"NO, NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE N- HEY! THAT SHIRT WAS NE- THOSE PANTS WERE KNEW TOO! NO WAIT GIVE ME BACK MY SWORD!" Naruto was screaming and all of a sudden a little Naruto pops in his head and starts screaming.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH OUR VIRGINITY! SHE IS ABOUT TO TAKE IT!" the small Naruto said
"Asuma, do think he is going to be alright? It might become his first time doing it"
"I don't know, I would be scared if the queen of all demons was trying to rape me!"
"Oddly enough you have a point" Hiruzen said trying his best to keep a straight face
"So what was going on out here?" Naruto asked curiously.
"Oh nothing much, we just heard that the queen of Demons was trying to rape my little brother." Ayame said pretending it was nothing.
"WHAT YOU MEAN I WA- BU- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Naruto yelled.
"So Naruto, how did it feel?" Biwako asked.
"Come on you can tell you grandmother anything!"
"Well lucky for me I wasn't raped, but then again it does not guarantee safety forever."
"Well see you … tomorrow Naruto-nii-san!"
Needless to say they all left.
Naruto walked into the Hokage mansion and then down the long hall that leaded to his room.
"Hi Kirabi-sensei I think…I…am…going…to…sle-" Naruto did not finish his sentence as he fell on his bed and went to sleep while Kirabi chuckled.
Inside mind scape
"Hello Naruto-kun, are you ready for round 1?"
NK: Hi guys! Another great chapter and yes, Kuubi did rape Naruto.
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