A silly little Ianot/Jack oneshot I thought up this morning!

I don't own Torchwood. :P

Enjoy! Allons-y!


P.S. Thanks to badly-knitted for catching my mistake! Torchwood is indeed based in Cardiff, not in London. :P

"To the left!" Ianto yelled at Jack. "It went to the left! The left!"

"Which left?" Jack shouted back, veering off to the right.

Ianto ran after Jack, reaching out with his empty hand and grabbing Jack by the back of his coat. "The other left, genius," he hissed, shoving Jack in the new direction.

Jack charged down the vacant alley They were chasing after another Weevil that was wreaking havoc in Cardiff. "Which direction next, Ianto?"

Ianto glanced down at the GPS system he held in his hand. He had managed to put a tracking device on it as it had charged past them when they had chased it down a dead end and was now trailing behind Jack, shouting directions. "Right in about ten feet," he called.

"This right?" Jack asked, waving his right arm in the air.

"Yeah," Ianto said, laughing.

Jack made a sharp right. Ianto followed him down the new path. "I see him!" Jack yelled. Both men began running a little faster. Ianto ignored his aching legs as he barreled down the road. "I see him!" Jack repeated. "He's headed across the street and into the alley across the way!"

"That's another dead end," Ianto said, watching the blinking dot on the screen. "We can catch him down there."

"Got it," Jack said, readying a rope and a pair of handcuffs.

Ianto pulled out his phone and called Gwen as they were crossing the street. With their destination relayed to their team member, they hurried after the Weevil.

"We've got you now!" Jack said.

The Weevil was shrieking, looking from wall to wall and then at Jack and Ianto who were headed its way. "It's gonna try to charge!" Ianto warned Jack.

"I've got it," Jack said, rushing forward and practically tackling the distressed Weevil. "Ianto!" he shouted, avoiding claws as they came swinging his way. "A little help couldn't hurt!"

The Weevil was about ready to sink its claws into Jack's chest when Ianto grabbed the arm and held it in place. Jack looked down at the Weevil's hand, mere centimeters from his torso, and back up at Ianto with a relieved grin.

After a few more moments of struggling, they managed to get the Weevil under control with its arms tied behind its back and its ankles wrapped up.

"Wow," Jack breathed, leaning over and putting his hands on his knees. Ianto did the same, sucking air hungrily into his lungs. "Thank you," Jack said, grinning at him. "I could kiss you right now."

Ianto smiled. "Alright," he said.

"I mean," Jack continued, "that thing was about ready to –" He paused. "What did you say?"

Ianto shrugged and stood straight. "I said, alright."

Jack grinned and strode up to Ianto, wrapping a hand around the back of his neck and pulling him in for a harsh, passionate kiss.

"We should do this more often," Jack mumbled against Ianto's lips.

Ianto hummed his agreement, wrapping his arms around Jack and tugging Jack's body closer to his own.

They heard a car door slam, but didn't let go of one another. Only when they heard Owen clear his throat awkwardly did they break apart.

"Mind saving that for later?" he asked.

Ianto blushed. Jack grinned. "Heat of the moment, I guess," he said with a nonchalant shrug.

Ianto's blush deepened and he grinned at Jack.

Yay! I love these two, but this is the first Ianto/Jack story I've written before. I should change that. :P

Hope you liked it! Review and let me know what you thought! :)

Thanks for reading!