HE'S MAKING A LIST, HE'S CHECKING IT TWICE

Chapter 2

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Child's name

Winchester, Sam

Age

Twenty six

Noteworthy examples of naughtiness

Lying, stealing (prone to being led astray by older brother).

One notable use of foul language (see 'the noodle incident')

Honest admissions of bad behaviour

Courageously confessed to accidentally scratching brother's car due to careless parking because he believed it was' the right thing to do.'

Unfortunately not optimistic he will continue to hold that view after having his head flushed down the toilet.

Monitor situation in future years.

Examples of niceness

Hunts evil, saves lives.

Kind and sensitive to victims of supernatural trauma.

Eats healthily, lives a virtuous lifestyle (insofar as that is possible – see 'prone to being led astray' above)

Kind to children and animals.

Polite and courteous to all ladies; even ones he doesn't want to sleep with.

Amazingly, loves his brother

Special considerations

Tragic life/victim of demonic manipulation

Old enough to know better?

Yes; and does try hard in the face of insurmountable opposition (see Winchester, Dean).

Pass/reject

Pass; making the effort to be good is as important as the act itself.

Besides, that bitchface could curdle eggnog. I'm not upsetting this one.

Gift

New laptop.

Electric cattle-prod to keep brother away from it.

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Very best wishes for a happy and healthy 2013 to you all x