By: T. Alana M
Dear fanfiction... The characters have a few things to say about ffn. Completed.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Bella, Edward - Chapters: 101 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Status: Complete - id: 8855552
Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten
It has come to my attention that you presume I have an...incestuous relationship with Aro, whom I refer to and consider as my brother.
CEASE THIS AT ONCE!
Aro shook hands with one of you yaoi fan girls three months ago-and he's STILL in a coma! WHAT GOES ON THROUGH YOUR SICK HEADS, YOU SCARY HUMANS!?